Make America Grodd Again
April 4, 2018 2:42 PM Subscribe
DC's Legends of Tomorrow, "Guest Starring John Noble" [sic], as summarized by mordax (SPOILERS!): "So the team saved a young Barack Obama1 from a telepathic gorilla from the future,
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"then time-traveled to the set of Lord of the Rings to get the help of the real life actor who voices this season's Big Bad on the show so a team member could shrink down into the ear of a possessed girl and pretend to be a demon giving her orders to lead her into a trap hinging on spell advice from a wizard2 who guest starred a couple times. Also, a woman confronted her boss because he concealed the fact that she's a clone and he's been replacing her every time she dies on the job. Also, there's a whole Enemy Mine situation with the team captain's hated archnemesis, but I'm only getting to it at the end of this breathless recap because there was just that much crazy this week, and the plan fell apart when the archnemesis released the shrunken super gorilla from the glass jar he'd been incarcerated in earlier. Oh, and the episode opened with the guy who played Superman in Superman Returns singing a mnemonic for the ship emergency code that covered this week's broad category of disaster because another team member accidentally called an alert with the ship code for 'pancake breakfast.'''Q: That is...a lot. Can I please just watch superheroes punch Nazis at the Flash's wedding?
1Young Barack also provides excellent leadership advice
2John Constantine, future series regular and notably open bisexual superhero dude
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