I want a cabbage

April 8, 2018 2:22 AM

Brian & Charles During the bleak winter of 2012, Brian Gittins was marooned in his remote cottage. Instead of wallowing in misery, he decided to build a robot. (slyt)
posted by fearfulsymmetry (8 comments total)

Brilliantly done!
posted by rongorongo at 3:54 AM on April 8, 2018

I can't be the only one who didn't read the tags, and was therefore disappointed there was not a real robot.
posted by leotrotsky at 8:52 AM on April 8, 2018 [2 favorites]

Where is my tiny cabbage?

Where is my tiny cabbage?
posted by Samizdata at 9:16 AM on April 8, 2018

Also, calling shenanigans on getting Charles in the car.
posted by Samizdata at 11:07 AM on April 8, 2018

Why can't the robot have a bloody cabbage?
posted by CynicalKnight at 11:54 AM on April 8, 2018 [2 favorites]

i don't want to live in the hills
posted by wibari at 12:23 PM on April 8, 2018

> CynicalKnight:
"Why can't the robot have a bloody cabbage?"

It's not HIS bloody cabbage!
posted by Samizdata at 4:33 PM on April 8, 2018

Awwww.
posted by aspersioncast at 7:13 PM on April 10, 2018