My name is Pup
April 11, 2018 9:18 PM   Subscribe

My name is Pup

my name is Pup,
and wen i tire,
and so tu slep
i muste retire,
i haf no need
for pillowed hed-
i lay on froot.
banana bed.
posted by QuakerMel (18 comments total) 27 users marked this as a favorite
 
I was like "I swear to god if this isn't a lik the bred poem I'm gonna be so mad" but it WAS. And i was so HAPPY.
posted by bleep at 9:22 PM on April 11, 2018 [21 favorites]


That banana lying on the floor willy nilly is a big liability.
posted by Sprocket at 9:51 PM on April 11, 2018 [4 favorites]


my name is Fruit
and whilst I lay
upon this floor
out of the way,
a pup picks me
on which to rest
he won’t lik me—
i am the bed.
posted by ejs at 10:20 PM on April 11, 2018 [30 favorites]


The squee can be heard from orbit.
posted by BrotherCaine at 10:36 PM on April 11, 2018 [6 favorites]


Poem should have worked in the pink toes somehow. They are more than a mere detail.
posted by hawthorne at 10:39 PM on April 11, 2018 [6 favorites]


FWIW this works surprisingly well with Primus's "My Name Is Mud"
posted by davejay at 11:04 PM on April 11, 2018 [4 favorites]


my name is cow
and wen she sits
benethe the stall
withe tiny kit...

More
posted by Carol Anne at 6:11 AM on April 12, 2018 [6 favorites]


my name is Floor
i flat and hard
and hold u up
i sad you go
by so fast
pls pause a bit
and have a nap
u wont slip
posted by achrise at 6:28 AM on April 12, 2018 [3 favorites]


For hawthorne:

my nayme is Pup
i have pink tose
a racing stripe
and tiny nose
my neck so smal
for wobbly hed-
good thing I found
this frooty bed
posted by Orange Dinosaur Slide at 8:33 AM on April 12, 2018 [36 favorites]


some sort of weird squee-howl came out of me when I looked at that pic. I believe pup is keeping the world safe by covering the banana so people cannot slip on it.
posted by supermedusa at 9:01 AM on April 12, 2018 [6 favorites]


god i love these dumb poems
posted by dismas at 9:50 AM on April 12, 2018 [17 favorites]


the whole "lik the bred" thing is one of the purest, most delightful things to ever happen on the internet. that it came from reddit is surprising but god i love those poems too.
posted by supermedusa at 10:06 AM on April 12, 2018 [11 favorites]


my name is pup
and im so cute
my hed must lye
upon this froot
wen sleep arrives
I waste no tyme
Just let me snooz
Wile you guys ryme
posted by I_Love_Bananas at 10:53 AM on April 12, 2018 [15 favorites]


This is very, very good.
posted by sarcasticah at 11:12 AM on April 12, 2018 [3 favorites]


This is my new favorite thing.
posted by chatongriffes at 2:14 PM on April 12, 2018


im the yello
square on floor
so close to pup
i here her snor
one smal thing
that mak me sick
i have no tung
and i mus lick
posted by Joey Michaels at 3:40 PM on April 12, 2018 [10 favorites]


my name is bun
and wen u move
on cursor I
appear above
i hop on pup
who sleep on froot
as if u need
the extra cute
posted by pernoctalian at 9:58 PM on April 12, 2018 [4 favorites]


This is my first time seeing this meme, and the first thing I thought was, "Oh man, I hope someone has done this for one of my favorite internet
pictures!"

But Google doesn't bring up anything!!! Let Metafilter be the origin. So, ahem:

my name is kid
im on a farm
wair groan-upz think
thar iz no harm
sinse animalz
r not so big
i see bacon
i lik the pig
posted by alygator at 8:53 AM on April 13, 2018 [6 favorites]


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