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April 26, 2018 11:25 AM

Taffy Bennington is a powerhouse of silly. Taffy Bennington is a singing, dancing, rollerblading, multi-wig-owning sensation whose songs about the founder of Bitcoin, mixed beverages, cats and Game of Thrones are sure to scintillate your senses and paralyze your funnybone with her medium-to-superb production values and her exhausting number of non sequiturs. One time she was even in a movie. I'm told she smells like flowers. She's on YouTube, Instagram and Twitter. If you're looking for a profile, here is a completely serious interview.

From latest to earliest, below is her Taffography:

• Littering Is Good
• Metro (with Igor Spectre) (a cover of the Berlin song)
• Satoshi Nakamoto
• Pantyväst
• Do the Wall (with The Hot Convulsion)
• Sloth Pajamas
• The Moose Knuckle Shuffle (with Roscoe "Woodpussy" Williams)
• Who's That Asshole (With the Car Alarm)
• TARGARYEN
• Don't Make Me Hit You (with Josh Freese as BEATRO)
• Wintery Song For You
• You See What I'm Sayin'?
• Dry Mangina
• Sauce
• Butterflies Taste Like Butter and Flies
• Fresh Hot (Bread)
• You've Got Hair (And You've Got Eyes)
• Creamy Moisture
• Lost in Space (I Got A Husband Who Likes) - DJ Mary Sonic Woo
• Wheel of Time
• Bleak Future (Full Movie)

posted by ostranenie (4 comments total)

I can't really tell what she's going for. She doesn't have a great singing voice, and her lyrics are rather dull, but she seems to be sort of between anti-comedy and amateurishness.
posted by clockzero at 12:08 PM on April 26, 2018 [3 favorites]

I also can't tell what she's going for but it's pretty great.
posted by Clinging to the Wreckage at 1:22 PM on April 26, 2018 [1 favorite]

This is the corporeal form of the holds up spork copypasta. No thanks, thirsty YouTuber.
posted by fluttering hellfire at 4:56 PM on April 26, 2018 [2 favorites]

is this what you're referring to?
posted by ostranenie at 1:43 PM on April 27, 2018