Politeness makes one appear outwardly as they should be within

May 1, 2018 7:42 AM

i wanna get WASTED

• W ake up early
• A nticipate a productive day
• S tay hydrated
• T ake a multivitamin
• E xercise
• D on't stay up too late

Respectful Memes is the #1 Source of Memes to show your Grandma!
posted by Johnny Wallflower (20 comments total)

Rick-rolled only a few memes in. Cleverly, though.
posted by clawsoon at 7:59 AM on May 1, 2018 [6 favorites]

Yes, it was a good roll, Rick.
posted by Slarty Bartfast at 8:11 AM on May 1, 2018

Don't teach Grampa how to suck eggs, kids.
posted by y2karl at 8:12 AM on May 1, 2018

i really unironically love the wholesome memes tumblr because it is the perfect balance of ridiculous and positive.
posted by poffin boffin at 8:13 AM on May 1, 2018 [8 favorites]

T ake a multivitamin

I thought we were all in agreeance that multivitamin's are a con.
posted by philip-random at 8:16 AM on May 1, 2018 [2 favorites]

The Eye of Answers one is wise indeed.
posted by philip-random at 8:19 AM on May 1, 2018 [2 favorites]

Snagged 'Dr Steve Tanaka' on the free dog names list. Cheers!
posted by The_Vegetables at 8:37 AM on May 1, 2018 [2 favorites]

Followed! Thanks for this! For some reason, this kind of "aggressively positive" humour and meme re-writing works for me.
posted by Monster_Zero at 8:39 AM on May 1, 2018 [4 favorites]

WET REGGIE
posted by saladin at 9:16 AM on May 1, 2018 [1 favorite]

This makes my life better and it makes it extra better because I like to read this kind of stuff as sincere and charming.
posted by windykites at 9:17 AM on May 1, 2018 [2 favorites]

Say the opposite of these words: Always Coming From Take Me Down

"Sometimes Leaving To Put Everyone Up" ... hm, yes, very profound that one.
posted by sfenders at 9:52 AM on May 1, 2018 [8 favorites]

Remember when meme happens.
posted by sammyo at 10:39 AM on May 1, 2018

Wholesome Memes on twitter as well. Not sure its the same people as the tumblr but whatever, it's all reposts anyway.
posted by quaking fajita at 1:12 PM on May 1, 2018 [4 favorites]

Oh, man, I needed this and I didn't even know it.
posted by wenestvedt at 1:13 PM on May 1, 2018 [2 favorites]

I still take vitamins, and if/when I don't take them I get to feeling poorly. I might swap to every other day, though, or break them in half and take 1/2 a day
posted by dancestoblue at 2:09 PM on May 1, 2018

the wholesome memes and the yayfrens bot are like little presents to myself on my twitter timeline.
posted by dinty_moore at 2:21 PM on May 1, 2018 [3 favorites]

(I also remind myself to get up and walk around or drink some water/eat lunch via slack)
posted by dinty_moore at 2:22 PM on May 1, 2018

Ugh I'll never understand Twitter's bizarre decision to crop the hell out of every inline photo they display. It's such a pain to read Twitter streams with a lot of pictures because you have to click on every single entry to view them.
posted by zixyer at 2:43 PM on May 1, 2018 [3 favorites]

Also https://www.reddit.com/r/wholesomememes/ is legit. Add that to your subscribed subreddits for a boost every now and again.
posted by Mo Nickels at 2:56 PM on May 1, 2018

I think I am going to be wholesome acrostic-WASTED and classically-wasted all in one day today. They're not mutually exclusive!

I appreciate the amount of Kermit in these memes!
posted by batter_my_heart at 8:29 PM on May 1, 2018