May 30, 2002
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Fallout Shelter News announces the July opening of DC's International Spy Museum. "Holy brainwashing, Batman ... if they tell us what’s in it, will they have to kill us?" Before exiting into the 5,000-square-foot gift shop and choosing between two restaurants for a bite to eat, visitors will be able to discuss the current state of espionage with specialists who once worked in the field.
posted by sheauga (5 comments total)
For the love of God, don't buy anything from the gift shop!!!
posted by darukaru at 2:40 PM on May 30, 2002

If recent events are any indication, this nation's "intelligence community" already consists of a bunch of wax figurines. Nice to see they'll finally have a home.
posted by fold_and_mutilate at 3:50 PM on May 30, 2002

I took a Spy Tour of Washington last year... Saw Aldrich Ames' house, where Robert Hannsen did his dead drops, the Soviet Embassy, the National Cryptology Museum, an at the NSA HQ (from a distance, of course).

Spies are cool.
posted by ph00dz at 5:51 PM on May 30, 2002

Geez, haven't you people heard of *spyware*?!


This is how they're planning on getting Carnivore really going, people. You visit that site, and you're in their database. They'll be checking you out. Oh yeah.

How much did they pay you to link to this, sheauga? Huh? What have they got on you????
posted by Salmonberry at 9:06 PM on May 30, 2002

*whistles, processes keystroke logs of all MeFi participants*

*FTPs your keystroke files to the World Information Organization*

"Pandora! Shut that box! Stuff the nuclear, chemical, nano, and bio stuff back inside like a good girl, now won't you? Otherwise we'll have to resort to chatting up strangers at the spy museum to find a way to get out of this fix ..."
posted by sheauga at 12:05 PM on May 31, 2002

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