Today's Tom Riddle, mean, mean man
August 3, 2018 10:57 AM   Subscribe

 
I'm pretty sure I could think for a month and not come up with anything better than "Bone Thugs n' Hermoine".

"Lynyrd Slytheryn" is the best I can do and I see that someone else already came up with that.
posted by It's Never Lurgi at 11:27 AM on August 3, 2018 [4 favorites]


wand erection .... for a boy band! roflcopter
posted by lalochezia at 11:31 AM on August 3, 2018 [2 favorites]


'The Department for Magical Law Enforcement' is a clumsy name but the buzz is that the lead singer is an animagus.
posted by howfar at 11:32 AM on August 3, 2018 [1 favorite]


wand erection .... for a boy band! roflcopter
posted by lalochezia at 2:31 PM on August 3 [+] [!]


Specifically One Direction, which is a glorious, glorious pun.
posted by FirstMateKate at 11:40 AM on August 3, 2018 [5 favorites]


I don't know who my favorite is, but watch out, somewhere in that list you're bound to get Godric-rolled.
posted by solotoro at 11:45 AM on August 3, 2018 [1 favorite]


oh my god
posted by Hermione Granger at 11:46 AM on August 3, 2018 [17 favorites]


Aaron Neville Longbottom
posted by He Is Only The Imposter at 11:50 AM on August 3, 2018 [3 favorites]


Related: #Dumblecore
posted by Greg_Ace at 12:16 PM on August 3, 2018


The Crash Test Dobbies
posted by It's Never Lurgi at 12:36 PM on August 3, 2018 [8 favorites]


Show Me Your Patronus
posted by Zed at 1:03 PM on August 3, 2018


These are all bad, and I feel ashamed of them. Learn from what I have wrought:

Jefferson Broomstick
Ennervateya
Bill Weasley on a Comet
Summon & Garfunkel
posted by "mad dan" eccles at 1:53 PM on August 3, 2018 [1 favorite]


Grandmaster Flash and the Filius Five
Whitesnape
Dobby Brown
The Bane-gles
posted by klausman at 2:06 PM on August 3, 2018 [2 favorites]


Seven Year Quidditch
posted by klausman at 2:09 PM on August 3, 2018 [2 favorites]


Peter Pettigabriel
posted by Halloween Jack at 2:26 PM on August 3, 2018 [1 favorite]


Flitwick Mac



(Gonagall)
posted by darksasami at 2:40 PM on August 3, 2018


Lavender Brownsville Station
The Alastor Moody Blues
The Beedles
Nearly Headless Nick Cave

And I'm sure we all remember Hagrid and Miss Maxime's band, They Might Be Giants
posted by namewithoutwords at 2:57 PM on August 3, 2018 [11 favorites]


CRUCIO would already work for an underground alt-electro group.

I'm already too deep into Harry Potter and indie music to even do this ironically. I literally was 9 when HP was released...being a Millenial can be difficult for prompts like this.
posted by yueliang at 3:15 PM on August 3, 2018


The Travelling Whomping-Willowburys
Joan Jett and the Lockharts
Flogging Molly Weasley
The Muggles
The Muggaloos (brought to you by the H.R. Hufflepuff team)
posted by Iris Gambol at 4:06 PM on August 3, 2018 [1 favorite]


I thought this might be about Wizard Rock, but it is people having fun on the Twitter. Which is also cool.

Not a joke, but fun: Your Wizard Rock Resource.
posted by monopas at 5:36 PM on August 3, 2018


Midnight Goyle
posted by Miss Otis' Egrets at 11:32 PM on August 3, 2018


The Dumbledoors (led by Albus' alter-ego, "the Wizard King")
posted by Nerd of the North at 11:49 PM on August 3, 2018 [1 favorite]


wand erection .... for a boy band! roflcopter

Specifically One Direction, which is a glorious, glorious pun.


It’s completely terrible, actually. What kind of gross weirdo would think of th
posted by Sys Rq at 1:09 AM on August 4, 2018 [2 favorites]


Einstürzende Leungbautem
Dementor’s KISS
Vanillius Fudge
Drako
posted by Sys Rq at 1:25 AM on August 4, 2018 [2 favorites]


Merle Hagrid
posted by signalnine at 9:57 AM on August 5, 2018 [2 favorites]


I'm going to pretend this is also the #CthluhuABand thread because ABBAthoth and Steely Dagon.

Hasturythmics.
posted by logicpunk at 12:33 PM on August 6, 2018


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