Mrs. Twice : Oh, poor Ralph! And what about my daughter? What am I going to tell her?
Capt. Ed Hocken : Yeah, you're gonna have to tell her something. Tell her he went on a long trip.
Det. Frank Drebin : No wait a minute, how about a big monster came and took him to daddy heaven?
Det. Frank Drebin : [Mrs Twice starts sobbing louder] Nah...
Capt. Ed Hocken : What about this: he threw himself on a grenade and saved the battalion. Yeah, that's it.
[Mrs. Twice starts sobbing stronger]
Det. Frank Drebin : No, no, wait a minute, he was killed by a left wing insurgence from Paraguay?
Det. Frank Drebin : [Mrs. Twice is sobbing uncontrollably now] No, Bolivia.
Capt. Ed Hocken : I got it! I got it, he, he was traded to the Cubs for Reggie Jackson.
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