“WHOA!”
September 19, 2018 8:46 AM   Subscribe

 


I came for the “Whoa!” but I stayed for the “Wow!”.
posted by Fizz at 8:50 AM on September 19, 2018 [3 favorites]


keanu is the wholesomest meme
posted by poffin boffin at 8:53 AM on September 19, 2018 [3 favorites]


I guess it makes sense there was no spoken "whoa" in The River's Edge.
posted by infinitewindow at 8:55 AM on September 19, 2018 [7 favorites]



Babes in Toyland, yeesh, I hadn't thought about that movie for over 20 years, a campy remake starring teenage keanu and 11 year old Drew Barrymore that my grandma bought on VHS at a garage sale and I inexplicably watched numerous times as a kid.

Whoa.
posted by fizzix at 8:55 AM on September 19, 2018



This also reminded me of this montage of Joey Lawrence in Blossom spliced into the classic Black Rob's "Whoa" (NSFW)
posted by fizzix at 8:59 AM on September 19, 2018


For never was a story of more Whoa
Than this of Keanu and his picture shows
posted by Atom Eyes at 9:04 AM on September 19, 2018 [12 favorites]


Whoa, turns out I have basically no memory of what happens in Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey, I recognized like one non-Bill-not-Ted character there.
posted by solotoro at 9:05 AM on September 19, 2018


Imagine all of his casual real-life Whoas that weren't recorded and are now lost to time.
posted by doctornecessiter at 9:06 AM on September 19, 2018 [5 favorites]


Imagine all of his casual real-life Whoas that weren't recorded and are now lost to time.

If a “Whoa!” doesn't happen on screen in a Keanu film, did it really happen?
posted by Fizz at 9:10 AM on September 19, 2018 [4 favorites]


is that a Zen whoan?
posted by Atom Eyes at 9:16 AM on September 19, 2018 [14 favorites]


solotoro: "Whoa, turns out I have basically no memory of what happens in Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey, I recognized like one non-Bill-not-Ted character there."

There's evil robots and a weird parody of The Seventh Seal.
posted by Chrysostom at 9:29 AM on September 19, 2018 [1 favorite]


I guess it makes sense there was no spoken "whoa" in The River's Edge.

I feel like he implied it in the "food eater " scene (NSFW language).
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 10:10 AM on September 19, 2018 [1 favorite]


I think I said "whoa" the first time I saw the "food" eater scene. (Such a good scene.)
posted by ThatCanadianGirl at 10:31 AM on September 19, 2018 [1 favorite]


There's evil robots and a weird parody of The Seventh Seal.

Also, hella-random appearances by Primus and Jim Martin from Faith No More.
posted by Strange Interlude at 10:54 AM on September 19, 2018 [2 favorites]


I suppose it makes sense there's also no "whoa" in 47 Ronin, or either John Wicks
posted by numaner at 1:34 PM on September 19, 2018


Now I wish there were more compact versions of both the "whoa" and the "wow" compilations. No context, just "whoa" "whoa" "WHOA?" "WHOA!!!!!" "whoa" "whoa--" "whoA" and you get the picture. Back to back to back to back whoas and wows.
posted by witchen at 1:54 PM on September 19, 2018 [2 favorites]


Whoa! No River's Edge.
posted by Liquidwolf at 3:43 PM on September 19, 2018


I'm vaguely surprised at the lack of a My Own Private Idawhoa.
posted by Ghidorah at 9:34 PM on September 19, 2018


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