Mr. Clean Action Figure
June 13, 2002 1:05 PM   Subscribe

Mr. Clean Action Figure More proof that you can buy anything online. Better hurry, only 100,000 numbered Mr. Clean Action Figures are available. o_0
posted by lheiskell (5 comments total)
Excellent! And don't forget: "Buy 2 or more Mr. Clean Action Figures for $9.99 each." I'm already digging out the credit card.
posted by majick at 1:11 PM on June 13, 2002

He's POWERFUL and DEPENDABLE and makes thorough everyday cleaning easy.

That's exactly what I look for in an action figure.

Barbie: I'm headed to Malibu this weekend. Clean this fucking pig sty before I get back.

Mr. Clean: Yes, Ma'am.

Barbie: And take out that goddamn earring. Ken's slipping back to his roots.
posted by ColdChef at 1:37 PM on June 13, 2002

This is good news. Finally Earring Magic Ken has a life mate.
posted by jonmc at 5:37 PM on June 13, 2002 2....I'm thinking

I'm too sexy for your sink

I should point out that while Google searching for that image, I learned that Right Said Fred seem to be huge in Germany. No offense, Germans.
posted by Kafkaesque at 8:05 PM on June 13, 2002

my Buffy action figure could so kick his ass.
posted by tolkhan at 1:42 PM on June 14, 2002

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