Kittens to the left, kittens to the right, every friggin' night!

December 8, 2018 9:26 PM

A lesbian metal song about kittens? Yes please. For something a bit more holiday-themed: Krampus Bitch. (From L.A.'s Sapphic Musk)
posted by Johnny Wallflower (9 comments total)

Video kitties courtesy of Kitty Bungalow.
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 9:28 PM on December 8, 2018

Cats to the left of me,
Kittens to the right,
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with mew...
posted by Greg_Ace at 9:29 PM on December 8, 2018 [15 favorites]

Already with the puns, Greg_Ace? ಠ_ಠ
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 9:35 PM on December 8, 2018 [1 favorite]

What can I say, you inspire me!
posted by Greg_Ace at 9:44 PM on December 8, 2018 [3 favorites]

See also Mrs. Smith. She is an amazing guitar shredder AND is looking for her lost cat Carlyle maybe you have seen him
posted by Rev. Syung Myung Me at 12:19 AM on December 9, 2018 [3 favorites]

Well, kittens are excellent shredders.
posted by GenjiandProust at 2:34 AM on December 9, 2018 [10 favorites]

KITTENZ is the reason the Internet was invented. Now that it’s here, we can shut down and go home.
posted by MexicanYenta at 5:23 PM on December 9, 2018 [1 favorite]

As a queer cat lady I feel weirdly validated!
posted by bile and syntax at 6:13 PM on December 9, 2018 [2 favorites]

KITTENZ is the reason the Internet was invented. Now that it’s here, we can shut down and go home.

Overhead, without any fuss, the stars are going out.
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 8:35 PM on December 9, 2018 [4 favorites]