HI I'M DAISY
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Malkovich malkovich?
posted by moonmilk at 6:02 PM on December 22, 2018 [7 favorites]


I missed it. What's was her name?
posted by Frayed Knot at 6:08 PM on December 22, 2018 [4 favorites]


Ah wtf???
posted by Homo neanderthalensis at 6:10 PM on December 22, 2018


That was remarkably annoying. Sorry for being a poop.
posted by Splunge at 6:13 PM on December 22, 2018 [2 favorites]


ha!
posted by easement1 at 6:17 PM on December 22, 2018 [1 favorite]


UPSY!
posted by oneswellfoop at 6:24 PM on December 22, 2018


Mods!
posted by silby at 6:36 PM on December 22, 2018


Mod note: Suffer!
posted by Eyebrows McGee (staff) at 6:38 PM on December 22, 2018 [20 favorites]


daisy, daisy
give me your answer true
are you crazy
and how many are there of you?
i can't afford to keep staring
and i'm past the point of caring
but i dispute that you are cute
to the power of 222
posted by pyramid termite at 6:39 PM on December 22, 2018 [27 favorites]


Challenge accepted. Daisy, meet Tim.
posted by zaixfeep at 6:56 PM on December 22, 2018 [8 favorites]


Not being a gamer, all I got out of this is that the music was reminiscent of an 80's-90's jazzy new-age-ish band named Wind Machine.
posted by Greg_Ace at 7:10 PM on December 22, 2018


Oh no cortex. Don't look folks, he's more princess than man now.
posted by JHarris at 7:11 PM on December 22, 2018 [3 favorites]


the ego on this one
posted by Foci for Analysis at 7:12 PM on December 22, 2018 [1 favorite]


I'm not sure, what's different? This seems perfecy nomal to mi
posted by seanmpuckett at 7:24 PM on December 22, 2018 [1 favorite]


The underwater section where she's spitting out face-cube bubbles while swimming through a tunnel of her own eyes and yelling "Hi, I'm hi, I'm hi, I'm hi"... story checks out.
posted by sysinfo at 7:31 PM on December 22, 2018 [7 favorites]


> Challenge accepted. Daisy, meet Tim.

I love that someone thought about accessibility and added captions for that video.
posted by Pronoiac at 8:03 PM on December 22, 2018 [3 favorites]


I watched the whole thing and now I can't feel my legs.
posted by loquacious at 8:36 PM on December 22, 2018


...mommy?
posted by robocop is bleeding at 8:50 PM on December 22, 2018


I'm Poppy.
posted by capricorn at 8:59 PM on December 22, 2018 [4 favorites]


Future anthropologists are just going to throw up their hands in exasperated confusion about this whole era.
posted by dephlogisticated at 9:18 PM on December 22, 2018 [6 favorites]




I'm Poppy.

Don't worry, be Poppy!
posted by Greg_Ace at 9:51 PM on December 22, 2018 [1 favorite]


Make MetaFilter More Cortex
posted by stinkfoot at 10:22 PM on December 22, 2018


Let's get Abed to make a MeFi post about this thread.
posted by zaixfeep at 11:07 PM on December 22, 2018 [1 favorite]


Metafilter: Future anthropologists are just going to throw up their hands in exasperated confusion about this whole era.
posted by zaixfeep at 11:12 PM on December 22, 2018 [8 favorites]


A real cursed Kusama vibe here.
posted by Going To Maine at 12:01 AM on December 23, 2018


I want the 45 seconds I spent watching this back
posted by killdevil at 12:40 AM on December 23, 2018 [1 favorite]


—i thank heaven somebody’s crazy

enough to give me a daisy
posted by wheek wheek wheek at 3:27 AM on December 23, 2018 [1 favorite]


It is a fearful thing to fall into the hands of the Living God.
posted by GenjiandProust at 3:52 AM on December 23, 2018 [4 favorites]


Just woke up in some desolate rail yard outside Kansas City and this is not thematically appropriate.
posted by davejay at 5:18 AM on December 23, 2018 [3 favorites]


I like that whoever was playing was still attempting some speedrun strats despite the dripping madness.
posted by The Pluto Gangsta at 5:56 AM on December 23, 2018 [3 favorites]


No, I’m daisy.
posted by daisyace at 6:11 AM on December 23, 2018 [6 favorites]


We're all Daisy now.
posted by briank at 6:25 AM on December 23, 2018 [4 favorites]


I love this just so much.
posted by Navelgazer at 6:35 AM on December 23, 2018 [1 favorite]


I like how the perpetrator promises better versions to come, but ... how do you improve upon perfection?
posted by Chitownfats at 6:51 AM on December 23, 2018


Why??? Why would anyone think such a thing? Why would someone make it? Why. Would. Someone. Play. It.

????

I'm about 20 seconds from making existential chili over here.
posted by fiercekitten at 9:56 AM on December 23, 2018 [4 favorites]


Why??? Why would anyone think such a thing? Why would someone make it? Why. Would. Someone. Play. It.

The inspired boredom of youth.
posted by Going To Maine at 10:00 AM on December 23, 2018


no, daisy was the name of the doctor
posted by XtinaS at 10:23 AM on December 23, 2018 [4 favorites]


OK, let's fold this thread back in on itself, because logic.

Presenting Cortex - Who I Am
posted by zaixfeep at 10:52 AM on December 23, 2018


Turns out that "Princess Daisy" was also a 1980 #1 NYT Best Selling Judith Krantz novel which became a 1983 miniseries. Lindsay Wagner/Paul Michael Glaser/Robert Urich/Stacy Keach.
posted by mikelieman at 12:26 PM on December 23, 2018


Why??? Why would anyone think such a thing? Why would someone make it?

Shoggoths need representation, too.
posted by GenjiandProust at 12:46 PM on December 23, 2018 [1 favorite]


She'll always be Skye to me.
posted by Sparx at 12:49 PM on December 23, 2018 [1 favorite]


How long do you think it would take to explain the what and why of this to someone who time traveled here from 50 years ago?
posted by IAmUnaware at 1:23 PM on December 23, 2018 [1 favorite]


How long do you think it would take to explain the what and why of this to someone who time traveled here from 50 years ago?

"Here, use my keys to lock and unlock MY CAR" would be sufficiently mind blowing allowing me to avoid this discussion.
posted by mikelieman at 2:08 PM on December 23, 2018


I was enjoying the buoyancy and blue skies until THE VERY WALLS ARE MADE OF EYES THEY WON'T STOP STARING AH GOD
posted by doctornemo at 3:00 PM on December 23, 2018 [3 favorites]


I love this with all my heart
posted by Aya Hirano on the Astral Plane at 10:46 AM on December 25, 2018


This requires multiple, multiple trigger warnings. At bare fkn minimum warning people not to do this at full gd volume. Frak.
posted by Jacen at 7:30 PM on December 25, 2018 [1 favorite]


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