Congressional Leak.
June 16, 2002 12:38 PM   Subscribe

Congressional Leak. Can't wait? Do as a congressman does. It even was considered a security issue because of where he took a leak. Now that's paranoia....
posted by hockeyman (8 comments total)
If ya gotta go, ya gotta go. If he sustained an injury due to holding it in, could he sue the airline if they didn't provide him with a cup?
posted by percine at 12:43 PM on June 16, 2002

He's guilty of bad manners but since he didnt expose himself or stuff like that, maybe he's got some prostate problem -- I can't blame the guy if that's the case, that's male anatomy, sometimes especially after fifty you just have to go.
Embarrassing? Maybe. But it's not worse than pissing one's pants. That's what I'd call embarrassing.
posted by matteo at 1:24 PM on June 16, 2002

Obviously, we need to pass the prescription drug plan so he can get some Detrol. Gottago gottago gottago gottago gottago gottago right now.

Actually, I know someone who's just 40 but seems to have the bladder capacity of a 10-year-old girl. It's a huge hassle at concerts & such.
posted by dhartung at 1:51 PM on June 16, 2002

I'm just wondering what would have happened to him if he weren't a congressman. If it had been me, I'd be in jail right now, I think.
posted by RylandDotNet at 5:18 PM on June 16, 2002

Slow news day?
posted by Optamystic at 8:13 PM on June 16, 2002

would anyone would like to join me in saying "who gives a rat's ass?"
posted by mcsweetie at 11:26 PM on June 16, 2002

If it had been me, I'd be in jail right now, I think.

And what, exactly, would they have charged you with?
posted by straight at 7:53 AM on June 17, 2002

Guess not mcsweetie....
posted by hockeyman at 9:04 PM on June 17, 2002

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