Try harder, Megan
February 11, 2019 9:50 AM   Subscribe

Choose your own corporate adventure. You will not be eaten by a grue.
posted by Mchelly (9 comments total) 12 users marked this as a favorite
Hey, cool, I won!

posted by Imperfect at 10:15 AM on February 11 [5 favorites]

But what if my name is Bob?
posted by Old'n'Busted at 10:16 AM on February 11 [1 favorite]

This was great, can there be another about working as a server? Every choice leads to costumers touching you and wage theft!
posted by wellifyouinsist at 10:16 AM on February 11 [7 favorites]

posted by DarlingBri at 10:52 AM on February 11 [6 favorites]

"You won. You work with Phillip for the rest of your career." They forgot "Which is exactly two more review periods, during which you are mysteriously left out of projects, downgraded for your performance, and then let go."
posted by Autumnheart at 10:54 AM on February 11 [14 favorites]

posted by suelac at 12:43 PM on February 11 [1 favorite]

posted by ApathyGirl at 1:21 PM on February 11

This is good, but damn.
posted by Gray Duck at 7:07 PM on February 11 [1 favorite]

At lunch, your friends have so many similar and worse stories that you spend the whole time screaming simultaneously into each other’s faces, spitting flecks of tortellini across the tablecloth with the force of your rage. You love your friends so much. When the server says, “I hate to interrupt girl talk,” you all combust into a flaming swarm of hornets.

I have been at this lunch!
posted by amanda at 9:43 PM on February 11 [4 favorites]

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