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March 15, 2019 4:29 PM   Subscribe

@Mayapolarbear [Twitter][Instagram], a Samoyed pupper has a YouTube channel devoted to ASMR dog-eating/sounds. • Reviewing Different Types of Food #1Reviewing Different Types of Food #2Reviewing Different Types of Food #3Eating Crispy ChipsEating Crunchy Apple SlicesEating WatermelonEating Yellow WatermelonEating Homemade PopcornEating Roasted ChickenEating Carrot FAILEating Crunchy Honeydew MelonEating Yellow AppleHaving Breakfast [All reviewed food are safe for dogs and were checked on the American Kennel Club website before.]
posted by Fizz (12 comments total) 10 users marked this as a favorite
 
This is cute, but as a non-dog person, all I can think about are the swarms of bacteria that are coating that person's hand every time the dog licks it.
posted by escape from the potato planet at 5:02 PM on March 15 [1 favorite]


can you contract misophonia from reading text on a website?
posted by prize bull octorok at 5:14 PM on March 15 [9 favorites]


This is cute, but as a non-dog person, all I can think about are the swarms of bacteria that are coating that person's hand every time the dog licks it.

I'm not sure but I think a test showed that dog's mouths have less bacteria than peoples. Much less then cat's mouths anyways as people have lost fingers and hands from relatively minor cat bites due to the amount of bacteria they harbor.
posted by Homo neanderthalensis at 5:25 PM on March 15


I also like the videos where Maya does dances with her ears, like this one, or this one, or this one. Some of these were originally posted on Maya's account on TikTok, where the population skews much younger. So, a bonus piece of fun for me is to see the kids (and I can't be 100% sure but I'm pretty sure they're literal children) arguing in the comments on TikTok about whether Maya is moving her ears on her own or if someone's behind her moving them for her.
posted by mhum at 5:37 PM on March 15 [1 favorite]


Mmmm chimkin
posted by supermedusa at 6:14 PM on March 15 [1 favorite]


Cromch.

Heckin good. Gib 12/10.
posted by allthinky at 6:37 PM on March 15 [4 favorites]


Eew no.
I don't believe in ASMR and I'm skeptical about misphonia but I think I just changed my mind about the latter.
posted by twoplussix at 6:47 PM on March 15 [1 favorite]


Okay, well, I still know which species I'm trying to make out with.
posted by escape from the potato planet at 7:02 PM on March 15


monch

Nice try hooman
posted by Windopaene at 7:53 PM on March 15 [2 favorites]


I do not have / get ASMR, but I respect that Maya is an extremely well-trained and well-cared for pet. There was a video of her doing her basic skills, as it were -- come, chase, throw ball but don't chase, etc.

I follow a lot of pet accounts on Instagram, and they all seem like an immense amount of work to keep up.
posted by batter_my_heart at 8:43 PM on March 15


I have said this before in prior Samoyed-oriented threads, and having grown up with one myself, and having spoken with many Inuit hunters about the old days of dog teams (albeit the ancestors of modern Sammies were bred and run by Siberian tribes, not the folks I work with), I regret/delight to inform you that all of the Arctic sled breeds were in part bred for their ability to subsist on human shit while out hunting on the tundra, for maximum caloric efficiency.

And if you’ve ever owned one you know it’s true.
posted by spitbull at 7:02 AM on March 16 [3 favorites]


I still can't believe we live in an era where a video of a delightful doggo eating a carrot has garnered 118k views.
posted by Lizard at 8:30 AM on March 16


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