How David Weber Orders a Pizza
March 18, 2019 8:59 AM Subscribe
The telephone rang again. Jason wanted to groan and roll his eyes, but he suppressed this urge and put on the mask of outward neutrality expected of a Pizza Maker Second Class. [...] He slapped the flour dust from his hands, grasped the receiver, and placed it next to his ear. The light codes on the telephone's front panel danced from flashing red to solid green, letting him know that a live connection had been established. "Pizza Barn," he intoned. "Is this for dine in, pick up, or delivery?"A simple phone call between Pizza Maker Second Class Jason Wilkins and a shadowy Customer.
The author of this parody, Roger M. Wilcox, has a large body of work online.
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