She disappears for exactly 22 minutes at a time
May 20, 2019 11:56 AM   Subscribe

Five hours of life inside Janet's Void. Hey The Good Place fans, ever wonder what not-a-person not-a-woman humanoid-appearing sentient database Janet does when she pops back to her void? Wonder no more. Fun fact: When she leaves the void, she returns after exactly 22 minutes. A (SLYT) bit of existential whimsy for your Monday.
posted by zaixfeep (11 comments total) 16 users marked this as a favorite
 
If anyone can find five hours of Bad Janet, I suspect that would be more intersting... or maybe not.
posted by zaixfeep at 12:00 PM on May 20, 2019 [7 favorites]


I love how the chat goes crazy when she bings out of the void.
posted by Memo at 12:11 PM on May 20, 2019


The void looks nice this time of year.
posted by msbutah at 2:57 PM on May 20, 2019


My wife got into The Good Place so we just watched it all last month. I have a theory that because (SPOILERS) Jason married Tahani, next season we'll see that Donkey Doug inherited a lot of money. ;)
posted by Catblack at 4:01 PM on May 20, 2019


I love her face so much.
posted by waving at 4:08 PM on May 20, 2019 [2 favorites]


This is the next screen saver.
posted by ovvl at 5:51 PM on May 20, 2019


So, D'Arcy, hey, thanks for coming in today; we're just going to shoot some promo material this morning, ok? Ok great. Do you need anything before we get started? Coffee? Bathroom break? You good? Great. So ok. What we'll need you to do for the next, uh, five hours is
posted by ook at 4:27 AM on May 21, 2019 [5 favorites]


I just realized: Janet is the Mona Lisa.
posted by Halloween Jack at 6:28 AM on May 21, 2019 [1 favorite]


Based on earlier things in The Good Place, I do not believe this is what happens in the void. Like, she spends time recording messages or journal entries or something. So yeah, I thought this was tedious. I love, love, love the podcast, however. Sometimes new, random episodes pop up and I am thrilled when they do.
posted by Bella Donna at 7:56 AM on May 21, 2019 [1 favorite]


I just realized: Janet is the Mona Lisa.
posted by Halloween Jack


Flagged as fantastic, perhaps the definitive comment in this thread.
posted by zaixfeep at 4:42 PM on May 21, 2019


"Janet is the Mona Lisa."

Well, think about it. The Mona Lisa is often held as the basic standard of human visual pleasantness. If YOU were the one who designed Janet, wouldn't YOU have been aiming for exactly that?
posted by BiggerJ at 8:21 PM on May 21, 2019


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