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posted by Johnny Wallflower (29 comments total) 5 users marked this as a favorite
 
h/t madamjujujive
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 3:54 PM on June 11


Please, no fanny pack of any sort....
posted by GenjiandProust at 4:10 PM on June 11 [1 favorite]


The fanny pack reminds me of the plumber's crack camouflage.
posted by peeedro at 4:16 PM on June 11


Please, no fanny pack of any sort....

UK or US? That's an important distinction.
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 4:16 PM on June 11 [2 favorites]


What part of OF ANY SORT was unclear?
posted by GenjiandProust at 4:26 PM on June 11 [6 favorites]


What part of OF ANY SORT was unclear?

Sorry, a bit behind.
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 4:29 PM on June 11 [7 favorites]


I swear, it’s like POOP MONTH all over again.
posted by GenjiandProust at 4:37 PM on June 11 [1 favorite]


Sorry, a bit behind.

(rimshot)
No, not that kind of rim, geez
posted by Greg_Ace at 4:39 PM on June 11 [2 favorites]


I swear, it’s like POOP MONTH all over again.

It better fucking not be...
posted by Homo neanderthalensis at 4:41 PM on June 11 [3 favorites]


SCRUNCH-STANDING-FACINGTHEBOWL-WHISTLING
posted by awfurby at 5:10 PM on June 11


i don't like it
posted by vibratory manner of working at 5:31 PM on June 11 [2 favorites]


I don't understand this. Context?
posted by Ahmad Khani at 5:35 PM on June 11 [1 favorite]


Yes.
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 5:43 PM on June 11 [4 favorites]


THIS IS THE KIND OF THING THAT GOT ED GEIN IN TROUBLE
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 6:09 PM on June 11 [5 favorites]


Reasons #27,394-27,397 why Twitter must be burned to the ground.Q
posted by oneswellfoop at 6:10 PM on June 11 [1 favorite]


I keep clicking on these threads with nice titles and then it turns out there is nightmare fuel inside
posted by hurdy gurdy girl at 6:37 PM on June 11 [3 favorites]


It’s just Johnny being Johnny. He suckers you in with “cute” posts about “dogs” and “cats” and “happy people” and then every fifth post is the sort of thing that’ll give you the dry heaves and make you question the universe.
posted by Homo neanderthalensis at 7:10 PM on June 11 [4 favorites]


I wasn’t expecting teeth.
posted by bonobothegreat at 7:19 PM on June 11 [5 favorites]


... the sort of thing that’ll give you the dry heaves and make you question the universe.

Oh, I stopped questioning the universe ages ago. At some point you realize you already know the answers it's going to give, and they're uniformly deplorable.
posted by Greg_Ace at 7:22 PM on June 11 [1 favorite]


Just in time for Mom to bring her own Dad Bod to the beach, it’s the Hairy Chest women’s one piece bathing suit.
-borat voice- My Wife...
posted by bartleby at 8:09 PM on June 11 [1 favorite]


Added "bodyhorror" tag, yeesh
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 9:30 PM on June 11 [2 favorites]


Glad to see the "coinpurse" tag getting some action.
posted by Kadin2048 at 11:20 PM on June 11 [3 favorites]


Huh, if you dig the fannypacks but 1) you want to see more pics of the fannypacks being used and/or 2) you want to see bigger pics of the fannypacks, head over to thedadbag.com. Seems like they might've used to sell them on their website, but similar ones can be purchased on amazon if you search for "dad bag fanny pack".
posted by 23skidoo at 1:23 AM on June 12


Thanks, I hate it...
posted by ninazer0 at 1:34 AM on June 12 [1 favorite]


I feel like I am needed here given the "Meatabo bag" reference. Standing by for further instructions.
posted by Meatbomb at 1:42 AM on June 12 [1 favorite]


MetaFilter: I wasn’t expecting teeth.
posted by chavenet at 3:44 AM on June 12 [1 favorite]


I keep clicking on these threads with nice titles and then it turns out there is nightmare fuel inside


How exactly did you expect a thread with"I made a human flesh coin purse" above the fold to not be nightmare fuel?
posted by lollusc at 4:53 AM on June 12 [3 favorites]


... and who says I am hard to buy for, any of these would do - or a matching set, whatever...
posted by jkaczor at 7:14 AM on June 12


This is really just the Voight-Kampff test for the Uncanny Valley set, right?

Someone gives you a calfskin wallet human flesh coin purse for your birthday. How do you react?
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 10:36 AM on June 13 [1 favorite]


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