The Crab Cycle

June 12, 2019 11:59 PM

reply to this with the weirdest image in your phone gallery ill start (NSFW, SLTwitter)

For those who prefer more of a narrative, here's a touching story about loss and acceptance: Twitter | Threadreader

posted by Johnny Wallflower (17 comments total)

It gets pretty NSFW as you scroll down, what with the dick pics and so on.
posted by YAMWAK at 12:55 AM on June 13, 2019 [1 favorite]

Thanks. Tag added, mods notified.
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 1:36 AM on June 13, 2019

Yeah if you scroll down a little bit the first image actually makes sense, it's German chemistry geek wordplay.
posted by each day we work at 3:44 AM on June 13, 2019

Here is mine. I took it myself.
posted by Literaryhero at 4:09 AM on June 13, 2019 [3 favorites]

I'm not scrolling down for dick pics, but that head-tat at number 3 (?) is brilliant.
posted by pompomtom at 4:33 AM on June 13, 2019 [1 favorite]

I only saw one dick pic and it was in false color to the point of nearly artistic value.

Mostly this just makes me realize how un-weird my phone photos are.
posted by abulafa at 5:44 AM on June 13, 2019

There is... a Thanos who is... happy to see you. I suspect that Thanos is from a universe where he was seeking out the Infinity Love....
posted by GenjiandProust at 6:12 AM on June 13, 2019

Baers of Uta, a collection of photos I took in the Salt Lake City airport (baer #1) and in Park City (baer #2).
posted by filthy light thief at 8:18 AM on June 13, 2019 [3 favorites]

I only saw one dick pic

OK, but the jpgs are still abundant and low-quality.
posted by thelonius at 8:35 AM on June 13, 2019

Literary hero, I will take your weird bathroom motorcycle and raise you.
posted by BuddhaInABucket at 9:44 AM on June 13, 2019 [4 favorites]

Thanos has clearly recovered the Bone Stone.
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 12:15 PM on June 13, 2019 [1 favorite]

So nobody's read the touching story yet? I keep forgetting that stuff below the fold gets ignored in a short post.
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 4:10 PM on June 13, 2019 [2 favorites]

I read it, I just didn’t want to encourage you.
You got me
posted by inire at 4:37 PM on June 13, 2019 [2 favorites]

Oh god that pun. Johnny no.
posted by Homo neanderthalensis at 5:39 PM on June 13, 2019 [2 favorites]

That latter link relies on familiarity with a phrase I hadn't heard before. Replace the brand with "heavy" if you also have to search for context.
posted by Anonymous Function at 6:09 PM on June 13, 2019

Thomas coming out of his well to chastise mankind
posted by ckape at 8:24 PM on June 13, 2019

Thanks for this!

(I usually hate Twitter posts)
posted by Rash at 9:17 PM on June 13, 2019