Voila! Your dog’s face now looks like a fucked-up person.
June 16, 2019 10:54 AM   Subscribe

“Today in nightmare fuel: the “AXAYINC Dog Masks, Pet Entertainment Spoofs, Super Cute Masks Designed for Pets to Prevent Bites and Eat Unclean Food.” As the name very clearly implies, these masks, available on Amazon, serve as a fun way to keep your dog from biting things and eating food that is not clean (?) while also making your dog look like a serial killer.” [via: A.V. Club]
posted by Fizz (18 comments total) 11 users marked this as a favorite

People are strange...
posted by Windopaene at 11:02 AM on June 16

Holding out for this one.
posted by 2N2222 at 11:17 AM on June 16 [8 favorites]

that is not my dug
posted by thelonius at 11:21 AM on June 16 [1 favorite]

As much as I don’t believe in capital punishment, in this case...
posted by njohnson23 at 11:30 AM on June 16 [1 favorite]

This is all very wrong.
posted by RandomInconsistencies at 12:03 PM on June 16 [4 favorites]

i am uPSET
posted by poffin boffin at 12:36 PM on June 16 [8 favorites]

Whom the dogs would destroy, they first drive mad.
posted by GenjiandProust at 1:37 PM on June 16 [6 favorites]

Do. Not. Want.

Why would I want my very handsome good boi to look like an ugly humanz?

And they look like they would be very hot and restrict their breathing anyway.

People are strange...
posted by BlueHorse at 1:38 PM on June 16 [2 favorites]

Thanks, I hate it
posted by potrzebie at 4:07 PM on June 16 [5 favorites]

Where are the cat masks? I imagine you'd need a good supply of band aids on hand.
posted by eye of newt at 4:53 PM on June 16

I'd imagine you can just pay for them with the change from the creepy coin purse.

See what happens when you pooh-pooh Poop Month? You get Uncanny Valley Month.
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 5:29 PM on June 16 [6 favorites]

heh heh you said pooh pooh
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 7:24 PM on June 16 [3 favorites]

Yeah fizz and Johnny have shifted their considerable energy from excrement to eccentricity.
grudgingly I’ll take it.
posted by Homo neanderthalensis at 7:43 PM on June 16 [5 favorites]

Nina Conti takes it a step further.
posted by zaixfeep at 11:57 PM on June 16 [1 favorite]

Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of AAAAIIGHH!
posted by BigHeartedGuy at 12:10 AM on June 17

Are these available sized to fit the dog faces on ducks?
posted by flabdablet at 6:13 AM on June 17 [2 favorites]

There’s a better way to do this!
posted by pxe2000 at 9:48 AM on June 17 [4 favorites]

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