Move fast and break butts

August 7, 2019 12:26 AM

"I’m excited to share with you the design process behind Buttsss, the most daring collection of round and beautiful butt illustrations in the universe. You can use these graphics in your pitch deck, product screens, marketing campaigns, business presentations, and motivational speeches." Intro video.
posted by jklaiho (34 comments total)

I like design and love butts and am very grateful that you have brought this to my attention.
posted by youarenothere at 12:43 AM on August 7, 2019

There was a funny animator (named dookie?…) who did wild shitting clips about 15-20 years ago.... can’t find him right now... anybody?...
posted by growabrain at 12:56 AM on August 7, 2019 [1 favorite]

butts lol
posted by killdevil at 1:37 AM on August 7, 2019 [10 favorites]

That was fantastic, thank you.
posted by smoke at 3:49 AM on August 7, 2019

I, Seymour.
posted by dances_with_sneetches at 3:56 AM on August 7, 2019 [2 favorites]

http://ludonaut.de/the-message/ [single link interactive fiction]
posted by otherchaz at 4:21 AM on August 7, 2019 [1 favorite]

butts butts butts butts
posted by prismatic7 at 4:41 AM on August 7, 2019 [1 favorite]

The one with the butt is my personal favorite.
posted by Navelgazer at 5:14 AM on August 7, 2019 [3 favorites]

Y'all, I need to know if I can look at this at work. Because I really want to.
posted by sugar and confetti at 5:18 AM on August 7, 2019

sugar and confetti: It's cheery little cartoon drawings. I think it's perfectly fine for work, particularly if you work in an animation studio or butt plug warehouse.
posted by Navelgazer at 5:21 AM on August 7, 2019 [4 favorites]

The first link is extremely professional!
posted by Mizu at 5:23 AM on August 7, 2019 [1 favorite]

Are these available at higher resolutions? Our team is pitching Mix-a-Lot Industries next week and, well, you know...
posted by PlusDistance at 5:23 AM on August 7, 2019 [8 favorites]

Like, as long as nobody at your office has a butt, I can't see why anyone would be offended.
posted by Navelgazer at 5:25 AM on August 7, 2019

Thanks, I love it.
posted by LMGM at 5:29 AM on August 7, 2019

Obligatory Bob's Burgers
posted by RobotVoodooPower at 5:43 AM on August 7, 2019 [5 favorites]

That seems to be blocked for me, so I guess I'll just have to look at my own perfect round and beautiful butt.
posted by bondcliff at 6:00 AM on August 7, 2019

growabrain: you're thinking of doodie.com, which is exactly what I thought of. Similar animation style and framerate.
posted by grumpybear69 at 6:08 AM on August 7, 2019 [1 favorite]

The US Department of Energy (read: Nuclear Bombs) did some research into this, apparently.
posted by rum-soaked space hobo at 6:22 AM on August 7, 2019 [2 favorites]

Is this the place that I can mention that Sephora is now selling sheet masks for your butt?
posted by mosst at 6:43 AM on August 7, 2019 [5 favorites]

Finally, a design project I can get behind.
posted by Tiny Bungalow at 6:55 AM on August 7, 2019

Ooh, cheeky!
posted by Orange Dinosaur Slide at 6:57 AM on August 7, 2019 [2 favorites]

This is indeed the best of the web, because my 7 year old has assured me that butts are 100 funny.
posted by Fleebnork at 7:10 AM on August 7, 2019

butt breaker

dream maker

love taker
posted by Ray Walston, Luck Dragon at 7:36 AM on August 7, 2019 [2 favorites]

Butt elephant.
posted by Melismata at 7:48 AM on August 7, 2019

Good thing this site didn’t just slip through the cracks
posted by kinnakeet at 7:58 AM on August 7, 2019 [1 favorite]

growabrain: was it doodie.com?

(Still around! And looks to be the same artist. He moved the classic animated verison to doodieman.com.)
posted by umber vowel at 8:03 AM on August 7, 2019

Yes indeed.... thank you shit kickers and fun lovers
posted by growabrain at 8:12 AM on August 7, 2019

And now for something completely different....
posted by Greg_Ace at 8:33 AM on August 7, 2019

Some time ago, I was dared to make some butt illustrations using various fonts. (I was surprised the Arial butt looked better than the Helvetica butt)
posted by oneswellfoop at 8:40 AM on August 7, 2019 [1 favorite]

Guys my butt has a crack in it

Do I get a refund or what
posted by Ray Walston, Luck Dragon at 11:30 AM on August 7, 2019

When getting your butt replaced, be sure take it to a licensed mechanic to remove and replace the bolt in your belly button. It requires a precise tolerance when being tightened; if you over-torque it you'll crack your brand-new butt.
posted by Greg_Ace at 11:38 AM on August 7, 2019 [1 favorite]

I just sent the link to a friend who researches butts, and who uses a butt rap I wrote in jest in her elevator speech. I'm hoping she gets a lot of use out of the gifs, and a wheelchair butt is added to the illustration list!
posted by Hermeowne Grangepurr at 12:55 PM on August 7, 2019

a friend who researches butts

( ≖_≖) Is that a euphemism for "watches porn"?
posted by Greg_Ace at 1:18 PM on August 7, 2019

( ≖_≖) Is that a euphemism for "watches porn"?

Haha, no, they take fMRIs of butts under load (get your mind out out of the gutter!) for wheelchair and pressure-point research. We get a lot of mileage out of butt puns.
posted by Hermeowne Grangepurr at 1:41 PM on August 7, 2019 [4 favorites]