"Before I learned the art, a punch was just a punch, and a kick, just a kick.
After I learned the art, a punch was no longer a punch, a kick, no longer a kick.
Now that I understand the art, a punch is just a punch and a kick is just a kick."
-- Bruce Lee
I can't successfully cook rice on the stovetop. I mess it up EVERY single time. Yes, I know it's supposed to be easy. I can cook lots and lots of other things, just not rice in a pan on the stove. Rice cookers ftw.
"If you don't eat your crusts, you'll never learn to whistle!"
"Wait, did we already have a conversation about how I can't whistle??"
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