Two Gay Penguins Adopt an Egg
August 14, 2019 9:45 AM   Subscribe

 
Now they just need to send them to the Pawnee zoo so Leslie Knope can marry them
posted by bitteschoen at 10:11 AM on August 14, 2019 [8 favorites]


i would die for these gay dad penguins
posted by poffin boffin at 10:14 AM on August 14, 2019 [7 favorites]


My eyes must be sweaty
posted by pelvicsorcery at 10:40 AM on August 14, 2019 [2 favorites]


“We are sure they would be good parents because they were so nice to their stone.”

Best.
posted by twilightlost at 10:43 AM on August 14, 2019 [23 favorites]


I really want a button that says "Some penguins are gay. Get over it."

Actually, I have a button maker ...
posted by jb at 10:49 AM on August 14, 2019 [8 favorites]


I know, the stone line just killed me.
posted by praemunire at 12:54 PM on August 14, 2019 [1 favorite]


"Homosexuality has been observed in a number of species of animals, who tend to have fewer hangups than humans."

Devastating.

I love these penguins. I'm going to be in Berlin this winter, I hope they have a baby and I can go see it!!
posted by BlackLeotardFront at 1:46 PM on August 14, 2019 [2 favorites]


Oh wow god. This made me laugh so much. I could barely handle the line about the stone.
posted by fairlynearlyready at 9:44 PM on August 14, 2019


An article I read (tageszeitung.de) said the zoo staff don't know if the egg has been fertilised?! So I really hope a definitely fertilised one is provided (can penguin eggs be candled?) else these lads will be disappointed and I will have a sad.
posted by runincircles at 3:51 AM on August 15, 2019


The room was very dusty as I read the article, pelvicsorcery.
posted by kathrynm at 7:40 AM on August 15, 2019


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