Sweatily working hard on his balls
August 29, 2019 4:05 PM Subscribe
[CW: frighteningly massive erect cock] While the country and government fall apart, people in rural England are keeping themselves occupied by lovingly cleaning the shaft and balls of a 36 foot - or 432 inches - erect penis, using a lot of chalk dust. This happens once every ten years, though climate change may require more frequent penis attention. The completely naked man also has noticeable abs, large nipples, and a 120 foot club. The carefully planned hand job, involving a team of volunteers, is expected to take two weeks to reach a satisfactory conclusion.
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