ButtyStock - the number one site for free crisp sandwich photos
September 21, 2019 5:24 PM   Subscribe

 
Excellently disruptive of the crisp butty stock photography business.
I look forward to the inevitable IPO and Butty Stock becoming the oppressively dominant player in the increasingly important I-have-a-headache-go-make-yourselves-crisp-butties/industrial complex.
posted by thatwhichfalls at 5:32 PM on September 21 [6 favorites]


some of those images feature chips and not crisps and i will be pursuing an international civil suit for fraud
posted by poffin boffin at 5:36 PM on September 21 [2 favorites]


I am pro-butty, but this image makes me uncomfortable. That said, may I have this in my mouth-hole, yay!
posted by SPrintF at 5:39 PM on September 21


There was a time when i thought i was the only person inflicted with this chip sammie (crisp butty) problem...i feel very seen.
posted by supermedusa at 6:10 PM on September 21 [1 favorite]


I never knew I needed this until now.
posted by lesbiassparrow at 6:48 PM on September 21


Pringles are a sandwich topping and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.
posted by robocop is bleeding at 7:20 PM on September 21 [2 favorites]


sudo make me a sandwich stock image please, pretty please
posted by lalochezia at 7:38 PM on September 21


some of those images feature chips and not crisps and i will be pursuing an international civil suit for fraud

I fear your suit will be dismissed with prejudice if you've confused chipsticks with actual chips.
posted by zamboni at 8:34 PM on September 21 [2 favorites]


They're definitely Chipsticks, I paid the photographers with 100-120 bags of crisps each and those were one of the options. This one makes particularly creative use of their shape.
posted by malevolent at 12:18 AM on September 22 [3 favorites]


Criticism: There appears to be far too much Marmite on this one - a sandwich that's either a hardcore creation for an addict, a trap, or assembled by a novice making a memorable miscalculation.
posted by BinaryApe at 12:46 AM on September 22 [2 favorites]


Buttystock: three days of bread, chips, and butter.
posted by hippybear at 4:47 AM on September 22 [2 favorites]


Doritos slotted in along a baguette

Cursed image
posted by EndsOfInvention at 5:05 AM on September 22 [2 favorites]


I discovered yesterday that crispy wasabi-flavored seaweed snacks are a great crunchy topping for a tuna fish sandwich, except you have to add them in one or two bites at a time because they go soggy so fast.
posted by moonmilk at 6:58 AM on September 22 [2 favorites]


last time I checked there was no square loaf with hula hoops so this site is dead to me
posted by scruss at 6:49 PM on September 22


I always knew I needed this. A seemingly wasted life vindicated, thank you
posted by Myeral at 3:07 AM on September 23


Also, perhaps not strictly canon, but my friend Vegan Gary is an exponent of the cream-cracker-with-ridiculously-hot-Encona-sauce butty. With added crisps
posted by Myeral at 3:09 AM on September 23


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