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October 22, 2019 12:57 AM   Subscribe

 
IM GETTING TOO,OLD FOR THIS BUT FUCK IT I STILL HATE YOU ALL. YAY CAPS LORK DAY!!11!!,
posted by eyeballkid at 12:58 AM on October 22, 2019 [16 favorites]


i don't know about this.
posted by pracowity at 12:58 AM on October 22, 2019 [3 favorites]


Is ɪᴛ ᴀʟsᴏ Sᴍᴀʟʟ Cᴀᴘs Dᴀʏ?
posted by farlukar at 1:00 AM on October 22, 2019 [18 favorites]


Long time lurker first time dipping my toe in. Hey there!
posted by Meatbomb at 1:11 AM on October 22, 2019 [8 favorites]


EVERY YEAR I WONDER WHAT CROAKETY BLOAT IS, MAYBE THIS YEAR I WILL FIND OUT!
posted by Jubey at 1:28 AM on October 22, 2019 [4 favorites]


FIRST THERE ARE LOCKED CAPS
THEN THERE ARE NO LOCKED CAPS
THEN THERE ARE
posted by GenjiandProust at 1:30 AM on October 22, 2019 [2 favorites]


CROCKETY BLOAT IS WHY I'M UP AT 04:39 ON A TUESDAY MORNING, JUBEY.
posted by scruss at 1:39 AM on October 22, 2019 [6 favorites]


OH I WENT DOWN TO THE RACETRACK
AND I CLOCKED SOME LAPS
I SAT DOWN AT MY COMPY
AND I 🔒ED SOME 🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢
posted by tarshish bound at 1:39 AM on October 22, 2019 [27 favorites]


IT'S A GREAT DAY TO BE ALIVE AND A FORTRAN PROGRAMMER TOO

MIXED CASE, MIXED FEELINGS

 *** FORTRAN STOP
posted by scruss at 1:43 AM on October 22, 2019 [14 favorites]


DOES ANYONE READ THE COMMENTS DOWN HERE?
posted by lapolla at 1:49 AM on October 22, 2019 [3 favorites]


WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU TAKE A CURBSIDE CHECKIN EMPLOYEE AND MAKE THEM WORK AT OHARE IN THE WINTER

A COLD SKYCAP
posted by nat at 1:56 AM on October 22, 2019 [6 favorites]


I'M NOT MISSING OUT, I'M JUST WAY OVER HERE!
posted by sexyrobot at 1:58 AM on October 22, 2019 [3 favorites]


WHAT IS ANOTHER NAME FOR AN OVERCONFIDENT SODA FACTORY EMPLOYEE
posted by nat at 1:59 AM on October 22, 2019


CAPSLOCK MIDSOMMAR:

SPOILERS, OBVS

POUT GIRL: MY FAMILY IS MURDERISED. I AM THE SAD.
ANTHROPOLOGY FUCKO: YEAH YEAH UR THE SAD WHATEVS. LETS GO TO SWEDEN WITH MY ANTHRO BROS
SWEDES: WELCOME TO SWEDEN. HAVE SOME MAGIC MUSHIES. ALSO WATCH ME SMASH THIS SENIOR CITIZEN *HEFTS SLEDGE HAMMER*

*KERSMASH*

ANTHRO BROS: HOLY SHIT. THAT OLD DUDE IS ALL FACE SMASHED!
...
...
...
LETS ALL WRITE PAPERS!

POUT GIRL: GUYS THAT WAS FUCKED LETS JET
ANTHRO BROS: THESES! THESES! THESES!
ANTHRO FUCKO: FUCKING!
SWEDES: THESE GUYS ARE DICKS. MURDER THEM AND SEW THEM IN BEARS. HEY POUT GIRL - SHOULD WE BURN UR CHEATING FUCKBOI? STAY HERE AND GET HIGH AND BE OUR MURDER QUEEN! FREE FLOWER DRESSES FOR LIFE
POUT GIRL: *SMILES IN FIRELIGHT*.

posted by His thoughts were red thoughts at 2:56 AM on October 22, 2019 [17 favorites]


when is international double tap the up arrow on the left day
posted by phooky at 4:11 AM on October 22, 2019 [2 favorites]


IT'S THE BEST DAY OF THE YEAR AND IT'S A SILLY THING TO REBEL AGAINST IT - SO LOCK THOSE KEEEEYS!!
posted by bigendian at 4:19 AM on October 22, 2019 [1 favorite]


no i don't
posted by pompomtom at 4:21 AM on October 22, 2019 [1 favorite]


GARY OLDMAN IS YOUNGER THAN GARY NUMAN
MY KEYBOARD SAYS caps lock IN ALL LOWER CASE
posted by Foosnark at 4:31 AM on October 22, 2019 [6 favorites]


FROM NOW ON I THINK I WILL TRY TO LET MY OWN HOLIDAY, SKELETONS BY INFLATABLE BOY CLAMS DAY, RIDE ON THE COATTAILS OF INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY, BECAUSE SKELETONS BY INFLATABLE BOY CLAMS DAY HAS NOT BEEN GAINING AS MUCH TRACTION AS I HAD HOPED, AND ALSO I ENJOY SEEING THE METAPHORS OF COATTAILS AND TRACTION TOGETHER HERE.
posted by moonmilk at 4:51 AM on October 22, 2019 [3 favorites]


I REALLY NEEDED THIS

I MADE A CAKE LAST NIGHT FOR WORK AND I THINK IT MIGHT BE BAD, BUT WHEN YOU MAKE A CAKE YOU CAN'T JUST, LIKE, TASTE IT, YOU HAVE TO MAKE IT AND FROST IT AND HOPE FOR THE BEST I GUESS??? I SHALL LEAVE THIS BAKING THING TO THE EXPERTS NEXT TIME.
posted by Rock Steady at 5:07 AM on October 22, 2019 [4 favorites]


EVERY YADKCOLSPAC I SIT AND SIT AND SIT AND WONDER WHAT HAS BECOME OF EGGAGOG! HE HAS GONE ON A LONG TRIP WITH THE SPACE DOGS!!! COME BACK EGGAGOG!!!! THE CREEPS ARE EATING ALL THE SANDWICHES!
posted by flabdablet at 5:11 AM on October 22, 2019 [1 favorite]


GREETINGS FROM THE FUTURE HUMANS!

GREETINGS FROM THE FUTURE, HUMANS!

GREETINGS FROM THE FUTURE HUMANS!

GREETINGS FROM THE FUTURE, HUMANS!
posted by Lipstick Thespian at 5:21 AM on October 22, 2019 [1 favorite]


GREETINGS, FROM TGE FUTURE HUMANS
posted by nickmark at 5:23 AM on October 22, 2019


---------------------------------
CAPS LOCK GREAT BRITISH BAKE OFF
---------------------------------

SANDY: WELCOME TO ME BEING SHORT AND SCANDINAVIAN

NOEL: PLEASE STOP CALLING ME THE GUY FROM IT CROWD

THE TENT: *BECOMES INSTANTLY HOT ENOUGH TO MELT WROUGHT IRON, MUCH LESS GANACHE*

SANDYNOEL: FOR YOUR TECHNICAL, THEY WANT YOU TO MAKE... A FLAMINGO'S DREAM. THAT'S NOT A PASTRY, LITERALLY MAKE A BIRD DREAM

A MUM FROM DA NORF: HERE IT IS, THE LAKE THEY GREW UP ON. WITH GOLD LEAF.

A LAD WHO HAS NEVER SEEN AN OVEN: I FINK ITS DONE, INNIT

NOELSANDY: YEAH, THAT WAS BAD. NOW FOR SHOWSTOPPER, MAKE ALL THE CAKE. ALL OF IT.

A STAR BAKER: CARDAMOM

PERUEUE: IS THERE ANY BRANDY IN THIS MARBLE RYE?

PAULLYWOOD: *STEELY GAZE BAKES A QUEEN AMMAN JUST LIKE THAT* IT'S A BIT CLAGGY

*THE ONE YOU LIKE GOES HOME*

MARY: I NEVER SHOULD HAVE LEFT
posted by Rock Steady at 5:23 AM on October 22, 2019 [40 favorites]


WHAT DO YOU CALL A POLICE PERSON WHO IS LAZY?
SLACK COP
posted by ardgedee at 5:24 AM on October 22, 2019 [6 favorites]


HOW DO YOU DESCRIBE A VACCINATED CHILD?

LACKS POX
posted by nickmark at 5:26 AM on October 22, 2019 [10 favorites]


WHAT DOES A WORKER IN A SMOKED FISH FACTORY DO ALL DAY?

PACKS LOX
posted by nickmark at 5:28 AM on October 22, 2019 [12 favorites]


WHY DO WE DRIVE ON PARKWAYS AND PARK ON DRIVEWAYS?

AM I GETTING TOKENS FOR THIS?
posted by Mayor West at 5:37 AM on October 22, 2019 [1 favorite]


LOOK AT THESE HUGE THROBBING CAPS
posted by Burhanistan at 5:39 AM on October 22, 2019 [1 favorite]


WHAT DO YOU CALL THE LIQUEFIED OXYGEN IN YOUR SATELLITE'S CHEMICAL APOGEE PROPULSION SYSTEM?

CAPS LOX
posted by Eleven at 5:40 AM on October 22, 2019 [4 favorites]


╦ ╦╔═╗╦  ╦    ╦  ╦╦  ╦╦╔╗╔  ╦╔╗╔  ╔╦╗╦ ╦╔═╗  ╔═╗╔═╗╔═╗╔╦╗
╚╦╝╠═╣║  ║    ║  ║╚╗╔╝║║║║  ║║║║   ║ ╠═╣║╣   ╠═╝╠═╣╚═╗ ║
 ╩ ╩ ╩╩═╝╩═╝  ╩═╝╩ ╚╝ ╩╝╚╝  ╩╝╚╝   ╩ ╩ ╩╚═╝  ╩  ╩ ╩╚═╝ ╩
posted by dmd at 5:42 AM on October 22, 2019 [7 favorites]


WHAT DO YOU CALL IT WHEN A KITTY'S FEETSIES ARE A DIFFERENT COLOR FUR THAN THE REST OF IT?

CAT SOCKS!!!
posted by wires at 5:43 AM on October 22, 2019 [8 favorites]


WHAT IS THE TRUCE IN THE TIME WAR?

PAX CLOCKS
posted by dmd at 5:46 AM on October 22, 2019 [5 favorites]


WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ELECTROCUTED CHICKEN?

ZAPS COCKS!
posted by merriment at 5:50 AM on October 22, 2019 [3 favorites]


WHO IS THE BEST X-COM 2: WAR OF THE CHOSEN RESISTANCE FACTION SOLDIER?

ELENA DRAGUNOVA.

I MEAN, PRATAL MOX IS GREAT, BUT HER SHADOW ABILITIES MAKE HER THE IDEAL SCOUT.
posted by Rock Steady at 5:51 AM on October 22, 2019 [8 favorites]


WHAT DO YOU CALL A FELINE WHO HAS FORGOTTEN IT'S WAY HOME?

CATS LOST
posted by Fizz at 5:51 AM on October 22, 2019 [2 favorites]


ALSO I ALMOST RESPONDED TO AN EMAIL ABOUT SOMEONE PASSING AWAY WITHOUT TAKING OFF CAPS LOCK. BE CAREFUL AND RESPECTFUL OUT THERE TODAY FOLX.
posted by Rock Steady at 5:57 AM on October 22, 2019 [10 favorites]


I'M MAKING THIS JOKE UP AS I GO ALONG,

ITS AD HOC.
posted by Reverend John at 6:00 AM on October 22, 2019 [5 favorites]


I AM SORRY FOR YOUR LOCKS
posted by theatro at 6:00 AM on October 22, 2019 [9 favorites]


RE:BAKEOFFFFFFFFFF

CROCKETY BLOAT

IS AN ANAGRAM OF

OBEY TART CLOCK


WAKE UP SHEEEPLE!
posted by lalochezia at 6:01 AM on October 22, 2019 [10 favorites]


WAKE
ME
UP
WHEN
IT’S
TABSLOCK
DAY.
posted by The Potate at 6:02 AM on October 22, 2019 [3 favorites]


ABOLISHES THE POLICE STATE

LACKS COPS
posted by zamboni at 6:05 AM on October 22, 2019 [11 favorites]


WHAT DO YOU CALL FOOT COVERS MADE OF FELINE FUR?

CAT SOCKS
posted by jazon at 6:37 AM on October 22, 2019 [1 favorite]


THIS IS THE ONE DAY A YEAR THAT ORBITAL'S FACEBOOK POSTS ARE WRITTEN IN MIXED CASE*. ORBITAL=ANNUAL ANNUAL=ANNULAR=RING=ORBITAL= OoOoOoO

TODAY WE CRACK THE CODE?

(IS IT THOUGH? - WHO SAYS THEY'RE ON THE GREGORIAN CALENDAR?)
posted by aesop at 6:54 AM on October 22, 2019 [1 favorite]


THE WATCHES WE WEAR ON OUR BELTS?

LAP CLOCKS
posted by MoonOrb at 6:58 AM on October 22, 2019 [4 favorites]


CAPS LOCK ON THE PIXEL 2 REQUIRES A VERY VERY QUICK DOUBLE TAP. YES, I GOOGLED THAT SO I COULD POST.

MY HUSBAND DOESN'T UNDERSTAND HOW YOU CAN HAVE SEX WITH YOUR CAPS LOCK.


... BUT HE'S WILLING TO TRY.
posted by vespabelle at 7:27 AM on October 22, 2019 [3 favorites]


THANK YOU ALL FOR JOINING ME. I AM FREQUENTLY ON THE INTERNET AT WORK AND WE'RE REQUIRED TO SEND PAGES IN ALL CAPS. THEN I FORGET TO TURN IT OFF AND TEXT MY PALS WHILE YELLING. THEY TELL ME I'M TURNING INTO AN GEEZER. OR SOMETIMES IT SEEMS LIKE I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT THINGS LIKE NEW SWIFFER PADS.
posted by FirstMateKate at 7:30 AM on October 22, 2019 [5 favorites]


I JUST ATE A WHOLE LOT OF SLIGHTLY OLD PASSIONFRUIT CHEESECAKE. I'M FEELING VERY CROCKETY BLOAT NOW. EVEN MY LETTERS ARE BLOAT. BLOAT SOUNDS WEIRD WHEN YOU SAY IT TOO OFTEN. BLOAT BLOAT BLOAT.
posted by h00py at 7:33 AM on October 22, 2019 [3 favorites]


ONCE AGAIN TOMORROW IS MY BIRTHDAY AND ONCE AGAIN NONE OF YOU YELLING FUCKERS GOT ME ANYTHING
posted by Mr. Bad Example at 7:33 AM on October 22, 2019 [3 favorites]


STEVE ROGERS GOES TO A DELI

STEVE: I'LL HAVE A BAGEL WITH CREAM CHEESE AND SMOKED SALMON.

DELI OWNER: NOT YOUR USUAL KNISH, STEVE?

STEVE: NAH, IT'S CAP'S LOX DAY.
posted by jedicus at 7:35 AM on October 22, 2019 [22 favorites]


TODAY I WILL APPLY FOR JOBS IN A L L C A P S. I DON'T THINK IT WILL HELP, IN FACT IT WULL PROBABLY HURT ME, BUT HONESTLY PROBABLY NOT THAT MUCH. I WILL YELL AT THEM ABOUT MY CREDENTIALS. I AM GOOD AT CUSTOMER SERVICE AND MY TECH SUPPORT SKILLS ARE PRETTY GOOD WHY NOT TAKE A CHANCE ON ME
posted by gc at 7:37 AM on October 22, 2019 [10 favorites]


THAT SENTENCE HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES!!! APOLOGIZE!!!
posted by SPrintF at 7:46 AM on October 22, 2019 [1 favorite]


I AM NOT GREAT AT PUNS AND JOKES BUT MAN WRITING SQL IS GONNA BE EASY TODAY

I THINK I LEARNED TO WRITE IN IRONIC FUNNY YELLING FROM TWOP AND NOW IT'S REALLY HARD TO TURN OFF ON THE OTHER HAND I LEARNED TO WRITE SATIRE FROM TWOP SO GUESS IT ALL EVENS OUT.
posted by kalimac at 7:46 AM on October 22, 2019 [5 favorites]


I AM NOT ANGRY! NO, REALLY. WHY WOULD YOU THINK I WAS?
posted by tommasz at 7:49 AM on October 22, 2019 [1 favorite]


CAPSLOCKDAY.COM THROUGH ARCHIVE.ORG HAS ONLY MADE IT MORE POWERFUL.
posted by bookwo3107 at 7:50 AM on October 22, 2019 [2 favorites]


I REMEMBER WHEN film crit hulk WAS FILM CRIT HULK

ANYONE ELSE

YEAH
posted by Halloween Jack at 8:01 AM on October 22, 2019


CAPSLOCK E. E. CUMMINGS
I CARRY YOUR HEART WITH ME(I CARRY IT IN
MAH BUKKIT)
posted by Orange Dinosaur Slide at 8:01 AM on October 22, 2019 [9 favorites]


WHAT DO YOU CALL A PERIOD OF RELATIVE PEACE AND STABILITY USHERED IN BY A REGIME RUN BY SALMON?

PAX LOX.
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 8:14 AM on October 22, 2019 [3 favorites]


ON THE CAPLOCKS?

NO WAY I'M DANCING DISCO.
posted by clavdivs at 8:18 AM on October 22, 2019 [2 favorites]


THERE'S A PRETTY LITTLE LED IN MY KEYBOARD THAT I HAVE NEVER SEEN BEFORE, BECAUSE I NEVER PRESSED CAPS LOCK. I LIKE LOOKING AT IT.
posted by Eleven at 8:22 AM on October 22, 2019 [6 favorites]


I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT
posted by Greg_Ace at 8:34 AM on October 22, 2019


> Rock Steady: I MADE A CAKE LAST NIGHT FOR WORK AND I THINK IT MIGHT BE BAD, BUT WHEN YOU MAKE A CAKE YOU CAN'T JUST, LIKE, TASTE IT, YOU HAVE TO MAKE IT AND FROST IT AND HOPE FOR THE BEST I GUESS??? I SHALL LEAVE THIS BAKING THING TO THE EXPERTS NEXT TIME.

YO, FORGET WHAT I SAID THE CAKE IS GOOD AND I AM A CAKE BOSS NOW.
posted by Rock Steady at 8:38 AM on October 22, 2019 [9 favorites]


THERE ARE LOCKED CAPS
AND THERE ARE BLOCKED CAPS
BUT THERE ARE NO FLOCKED SOCKED CAPS
posted by davelog at 8:57 AM on October 22, 2019 [1 favorite]


SMOCKED KAP

SOCK FLOCK ADDED IN FROCK CROCK.
posted by clavdivs at 9:24 AM on October 22, 2019 [1 favorite]


THE THING THAT BUGS ME ABOUT THIS IS THAT THIS URL GIVES A 404 IF TYPED IN ALL CAPS.
posted by elizilla at 9:28 AM on October 22, 2019 [2 favorites]


WE SHOULDN'T BE SHOUTING. THIS CASE IS SENSITIVE.
posted by Token Meme at 9:34 AM on October 22, 2019 [2 favorites]


EYEBALLKID!! I MISSED YOU!!
posted by Mrs Potato at 9:53 AM on October 22, 2019 [3 favorites]


ONCE AGAIN TOMORROW IS MY BIRTHDAY AND ONCE AGAIN NONE OF YOU YELLING FUCKERS GOT ME ANYTHING

YES WE DID WE GOT YOU PEACE AND QUIET.

IT SHOULD ARRIVE TOMORROW.
posted by nickmark at 9:59 AM on October 22, 2019 [12 favorites]


NAT
posted by nickmark at 10:00 AM on October 22, 2019


YOU HAVEN'T TOLD US THE ANSWER ABOUT THE SODA FACTORY WORKER, NAT
posted by nickmark at 10:01 AM on October 22, 2019 [1 favorite]


PORK CHOPS

PORK CHOPS

PORK CHSOP
posted by slogger at 10:08 AM on October 22, 2019 [1 favorite]


PEACH SCHNAPPS
posted by slogger at 10:08 AM on October 22, 2019 [1 favorite]


WHAT'S ANOTHER NAME FOR THE INVENTORY AT A GAMBLING SUPPLIES WAREHOUSE?

CRAPS STOCK
posted by wordless reply at 10:14 AM on October 22, 2019


I THINK THE OVERCONFIDENT SODA FACTORY WORKER IS:

(SOMETHING) POP

WHAT WORD MEANS OVERCONFIDENT AND SORT OF RHYMES WITH CAPS?
posted by Reverend John at 10:15 AM on October 22, 2019


I ALWAYS READ THE COMMENTS DOWN HERE BUT I NEVER RESPOND
posted by allthinky at 10:34 AM on October 22, 2019


NOPE, I HAVEN’T. I CAN ONLY TYPE THAT ANSWER IN LOWER CASE SO IT WILL HAVE TO WAIT
posted by nat at 10:37 AM on October 22, 2019


ALSO MAYBE I FORGOT
posted by nat at 10:38 AM on October 22, 2019 [2 favorites]


FORGETTING IS PART OF CAPS LOCK
posted by Rock Steady at 10:42 AM on October 22, 2019 [3 favorites]


HAWKMEN! DEEEEEEYIVE!
posted by PenDevil at 10:46 AM on October 22, 2019 [3 favorites]


THE WHITE ZONE IS FOR LOADING AND UNLOADING. DO NOT PARK IN THE WHITE ZONE.
posted by Splunge at 11:16 AM on October 22, 2019 [3 favorites]


I GOT A FLU SHOT TODAY THAT WAS DELIVERED LIKE IT'S ALL CAP LOCKS DAY. BOOHOO.
posted by em at 11:32 AM on October 22, 2019


YOU ARE NOW READING THIS IN THE VOICE OF THE GREAT PAPYRUS!

NYEH HEH HEH HEH!!
posted by ShawnStruck at 11:33 AM on October 22, 2019 [1 favorite]


I GET LOCKED DOWN, but I get up again
You are never gonna KEEP ME DOWN
I GET LOCKED DOWN, but I get up again
You are never gonna KEEP ME DOWN
posted by SPrintF at 11:40 AM on October 22, 2019 [5 favorites]


⚀⚁...
HMM.
⚅⚅...
HUH?
⚀⚀...
WHAT THE...?
WELL SHIT APPARENTLY I HAVE CRAPS LOCK ON AS WELL.
posted by sexyrobot at 11:46 AM on October 22, 2019 [2 favorites]


SOMEDAY WHEN WE NO LONGER TYPE ONLY THE OLD ONES WILL RECALL WHAT A "CAPS LOCK" WAS. AND THE MEMORY WILL DIE WITH THEM.
posted by AbnerRavenwood at 11:51 AM on October 22, 2019


MODDIES DON'T LIKE IT
LOCK THE CAPS LOCK
LOCK THE CAPS LOCK
posted by fiercecupcake at 11:56 AM on October 22, 2019 [6 favorites]


I HAVE TO TEST THE SHITTY NEW COMPUTER SYSTEM AT WORK TODAY AND IT MAKES ME WANT TO SCREAM AND CRY FOR HOURS BECAUSE HELL IF I KNOW HOW IT IS SUPPOSED TO WORK, MUCH LESS EXPLAIN VIA VIDEO TO A PROGRAMMER IN PORTUGAL WHY IT MAY OR MAY NOT WORK. IT IS THE LEAST INTUITIVE POS YOU EVER SAW IN YOUR LIFE AND WE HAVE TO USE IT DAILY COME JANUARY.

THERE IS A PARAGRAPH THAT DESERVES CAPSLOCKING FOR YOU.
posted by jenfullmoon at 11:57 AM on October 22, 2019 [7 favorites]


ALL HAIL CAPITALIZATION!!!!
posted by hoodrich at 12:08 PM on October 22, 2019


ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS, EXCEPT EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE. USE THEM TOGETHER. USE THEM IN PEACE.
posted by Splunge at 12:11 PM on October 22, 2019 [4 favorites]


WHAT IS ANOTHER NAME FOR AN OVERCONFIDENT SODA FACTORY EMPLOYEE

COCKY POP JOCK?
posted by demonic winged headgear at 12:13 PM on October 22, 2019 [2 favorites]


IN MY EXCITEMENT FOR THIS DAY I SPILLED MY BARREL AGED WHISKEY

CASK SLOP
posted by chuntered inelegantly from a sedentary position at 12:28 PM on October 22, 2019 [2 favorites]


RICK

RICK

RICK

IM THANKFUL FOR ALL OF YOU

BECAUSE NOBODY ELSE IN MY LIFE REMEMBERS THIS AND ALL THIS REFERENCE GETS ME NOW IS PEOPLE LOOKING AT ME FUNNY
posted by Sequence at 12:36 PM on October 22, 2019 [16 favorites]


ALSO YOURE ALL PRETTY NEAT
posted by Sequence at 12:37 PM on October 22, 2019


HUZZAH
posted by Sticherbeast at 12:43 PM on October 22, 2019


CROTCHETY CAPS WITH BLOATED LOCKS. DRUNKEN SALMON HAVING SEX. TASTY TASTY TOAST.
DID I REMEMBER RIGHT?
posted by madamjujujive at 1:01 PM on October 22, 2019 [1 favorite]


I'M GLAD YOU STILL HATE US ALL, EYEBALLKID! ALSO, I'M STOKED THAT IT'S ALSO NATIONAL NUT DAY. I'M ALL ABOUT THE NUTZ! NOT DEEZNUTZ THO.
posted by Lynsey at 1:04 PM on October 22, 2019 [2 favorites]


S'CHN T'GAI RIPKEN

CAL SPOCK
posted by anthom at 1:22 PM on October 22, 2019 [3 favorites]


ah, the tyranny of the caps lock. they have an entire day now but who remembers the subtle functionality provided by the humble scroll lock. before you get too cocky remember they came for open apple and closed apple keys and nobody said anything. then they came for the alt.graphics key and no one (outside of the sun campus) said anything. then they came for the scroll lock. next up is the cap lock, mark my words.

[aside: ok, apple... you try to streamline everything but you have, what, seventeen meta keys?]
posted by flyingfox at 1:24 PM on October 22, 2019


FLAGGITY FLAGGED ^
posted by Burhanistan at 1:35 PM on October 22, 2019 [7 favorites]


FLYINGFOX THAT IS AN INSIGHTFUL COMMENT BUT WHY ARE YOU WHISPERING
posted by wordless reply at 1:40 PM on October 22, 2019 [3 favorites]


KIDS THESE DAYS NEED TO LEARN TRADITIONAL PRACTICES
posted by LobsterMitten at 1:41 PM on October 22, 2019 [1 favorite]


WHEN I LAY DOWN ON THE COUCH THAT'S A

NAP PLOT

TIRESOME HOCKEY-LOVIN' DUDES ALWAYS TRYIN' TO MAKE ME WATCH

SLAP SHOT

WHEN YOUR FANCY CLOTHES GET ALL SOGGY AND RUINED WELL MISTER YOU'VE GOT

DAP ROT

AND WHEN YOU LINE UP YOUR MARSHALL STACKS SO YOU CAN LAY DOWN ON THEM THAT THERE IS AN

AMP COT
posted by emjaybee at 1:57 PM on October 22, 2019 [3 favorites]


ONCE FUN, THEN DEFIANT/FUN, NOW DEPRESSING AS FUCK. SIGH. HERE'S HOPING THE FUN RETURNS SOMEDAY. I MISS IT.
posted by unknowncommand at 2:43 PM on October 22, 2019


ALSO I REALLY MISS EGGAGOG
posted by unknowncommand at 2:45 PM on October 22, 2019


I HAVE A KEY FOR THE CABINET I KEEP ALL MY HATS IN BECAUSE IT HAS A CAPS LOCK.

AND I GIVE MY PET OCTOPUS HIS VITAMINS VIA A CAPSULE OCK.

(yet nobody recognises that yesterday was International Wombat Day? Cubular poop forever!!!)
posted by oneswellfoop at 3:11 PM on October 22, 2019 [3 favorites]


GOES AROUND PUTTING NEWSBOYS ON SCOTTISH LAKES
posted by carsonb at 3:19 PM on October 22, 2019 [4 favorites]


C:\> ECHO "HAPPY CAPS LOCK DAY"
"HAPPY CAPS LOCK DAY"

C:\>_
posted by JoeXIII007 at 3:25 PM on October 22, 2019 [1 favorite]


CAP'S LAW IS AN ADAGE OF INTERNET CULTURE STATING THAT ON OCTOBER 22, WITHOUT A CLEAR INDICATOR OF THE AUTHOR'S INTENT, IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO DETERMINE IF SOMEONE IS SHOUTING ON THE INTERNET OR JUST CELEBRATING CAPSLOCK DAY WHILE SPEAKING AT A REASONABLE VOLUME
posted by 23skidoo at 4:03 PM on October 22, 2019


CAPS LOCK IS HOW WE FEEL INSIDE ALL THE TIME
posted by Justinian at 4:35 PM on October 22, 2019 [7 favorites]


I'VE BEEN USING A KEYBOARD LAYOUT WITH NO CAPS LOCK, BUT I ENABLED THE FIRMWARE CAPSLOCK FUNCTION FOR THIS OCCASION.
posted by Phssthpok at 5:06 PM on October 22, 2019


HOW CAN IT ALREADY BE CAPS LOCK DAY AGAIN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
posted by ultraviolet catastrophe at 5:12 PM on October 22, 2019 [1 favorite]


MY KEYBOARD DOESN'T HAVE ROOM FOR A CAPSLOCK EITHER, SO WHEN I BUILT IT I CONFIGURED THE FIRMWARE TO ENABLE CAPSLOCK WITH A DOUBLETAP ON THE SHIFT KEY. I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT CAPSLOCK AND THAT'S NO JOKE.
posted by ardgedee at 5:20 PM on October 22, 2019 [3 favorites]


I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY WERE SELLING SALMON ON TOAST AT THE SMØRREBRØD CAFE IN AUGUST! THIS HOLIDAY DRIFT GIVES ME A DAMN CROCKETY BLOAT
posted by moonmilk at 5:21 PM on October 22, 2019


YAY SLAP COCK DAY HAVE SOME CROCKETY AND BLOAT
posted by loquacious at 5:28 PM on October 22, 2019 [3 favorites]


YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP.
HEARING'S GONE. LONG STORY.
GOT THESE THINGS CRANKED UP TO THE MAX.


-Gordon Cole


posted by clavdivs at 5:28 PM on October 22, 2019


AH CROCKETY BLOAT!

OR

COCKY BOTTLER

SHOUT ENOUGH AND YOU MAY REMEMBER
posted by nat at 6:45 PM on October 22, 2019 [2 favorites]


TODAY IS ALSO WOMBAT DAY AND WOMBATS POOP IN CUBES

I MEAN WOMBATS' POOS ARE CUBES
posted by Poeia8Kate at 7:54 PM on October 22, 2019 [2 favorites]


THIS IS JUST TO SAY
I HAVE LOCKED
THE CAPS
FOR THE DAY

THOUGH I EXPECT SOMEONE
HAS ALREADY WRIT
MUCH THE SAME
IN OTHER YEARS

FORGIVE ME
THE FRUIT WAS TEMPTING
SO SWEET
AND SO LOW-HANGING
posted by sylvanshine at 8:32 PM on October 22, 2019 [13 favorites]


UNCLE
posted by mantecol at 8:45 PM on October 22, 2019 [1 favorite]


THERE ONCE WAS A FELLOW FROM BANGKOK
WHO WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS CAPS LOCK
BUT HE FOUND UPPER-CASE
TO BE VULGAR AND BASE
SO HE OPTED TO GO FOR A LONG WALK
posted by Greg_Ace at 8:46 PM on October 22, 2019 [6 favorites]


MY NAME IS GEEK
AND EVRY YEAR
JUST WEN NOVEM
IS DRAWING NEAR
AND WEN THE TOST
IS DOWN TO SCRAPS
I GETS DA BOATS
I LOK THE KAPS
posted by Greg_Ace at 9:09 PM on October 22, 2019 [13 favorites]


oh COME ON, how did I manage to write BOATS instead of BLOATS?!? I guess I'm too crockety by this time of night. :P
posted by Greg_Ace at 9:53 PM on October 22, 2019 [6 favorites]


ONCE AGAIN TOMOORRROW IS MY BIRTHDAY TOIO BUT IVE GIVEN MY MEFI BURFDAY TWIN THEIR RECOMPENSE
posted by blessedlyndie at 9:58 PM on October 22, 2019 [1 favorite]


A COCKY BOTTLER

NEEDS THAT ARTICLE TO BE AN ANAGRAM
posted by nat at 10:19 PM on October 22, 2019 [1 favorite]


TOMOORRROW IS MY BIRTHDAY

IIIII LOCK MY CAPS IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION, YOU BIRTHDAY OF A SILLY PERSON
posted by Greg_Ace at 10:23 PM on October 22, 2019 [1 favorite]


IT’S OVER DON’T FORGET TO LOCK UP ALL THE CAPS UNTIL NEXT YEAR
posted by Burhanistan at 10:51 PM on October 22, 2019 [3 favorites]


everything is all tidied and stored away until next year. make a note of the good one you forgot to post today.
Did you know Leonard Nimoy got his own ship? Cap Spock.
posted by Cranberry at 12:04 AM on October 23, 2019 [5 favorites]


HELP I SEEM TO BE STUCK
posted by loquacious at 9:11 PM on October 24, 2019 [1 favorite]


HAVE YOU LUBED THE BEARINGS? WE ALL SHOULD BE LUBING THE BEARINGS OFTEN.
posted by Burhanistan at 9:15 PM on October 24, 2019 [2 favorites]


SPATCHCOCK
posted by slogger at 6:23 AM on October 25, 2019


CHICKEN!!
posted by Mrs Potato at 10:37 AM on October 26, 2019


DAMN IT! I MISSED CAPLOCK DAY!!!!
posted by Katjusa Roquette at 12:20 PM on November 1, 2019


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