July 12, 2002
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Every day is a holida at Girls are Pretty. Well, sort of.
But don't "Write Impassioned Letters Confessing Your Blind, Paralyzing Love For People Just To Put The Feelers Out There Day!" and "Go Buy a Shitload of Donuts Day!" just sound like so much more fun than say...planting a tree for Arbor Day?
Yeah. I thought so.
posted by Su (23 comments total)
Oh, shut up. If you know what I'm talking about, then that refers to you.
posted by Su at 6:01 AM on July 12, 2002

Hey! You misspelled....oh. You were referring to me.

This is hilarious. Thanks for the great link. I personally would run out of holiday ideas after a week.
posted by jennak at 6:25 AM on July 12, 2002

Pretend Your Apartment Is A Fort And Invite Friends Over So You Can Pretend They're Monsters Trying To Get In And Eat You Day!

lol, great link...
posted by lotsofno at 6:38 AM on July 12, 2002

I like this link. . .thanks, su, even if your little insider reference made the other 14, 032 of us feel left out and not cool. . .
posted by Danf at 7:06 AM on July 12, 2002

Go Stare Deep Into The Rest Room Mirror And Sort Some Shit Out Day!

Oh, damn, I missed it! I was trying to figure out Miguel's grammar puzzle.

Blame Someone Else Day!
posted by planetkyoto at 7:24 AM on July 12, 2002

Oh, shut up. If you know what I'm talking about, then that refers to you...Day!
Excellent link Su.
posted by Tarrama at 7:44 AM on July 12, 2002

Danf: 14031. Jenna got it.
posted by Su at 8:04 AM on July 12, 2002

14030. I got it two.
posted by Fofer at 8:09 AM on July 12, 2002

Oh shit. . maybe it's just 00, 001 of me that's in the dark about this. . .

posted by Danf at 8:38 AM on July 12, 2002

Er, what am I missing here?
posted by salmacis at 10:29 AM on July 12, 2002

ok, for all of you who are confused, let's take a trip inside mlang's brain...

*appropriate sound effect (doodle eee doooo doooo; doodle eee dooo doooo)*

damn, that new cog sci ta is hot! and much more age-appropriate (for me) than all these nineteen-year-olds running around campus. so, how can i get my mac on?

*appropriate sound effect (zzzzzzrrrrrrrrrrrpppppp!)*

sorry; wrong part of mlang's brain. let's try again...

*repeat 'doodle eee doooo' sound effect*

ooooh! a post by su; bet it's a cool link... OH MY FUCKING GOD! a typo! su made a typo! one of the top dog mefi grammar cops screwed up! i can't wait to snark. let me just load this comment page...

*musical interlude (medley of songs from singin' in the rain)*

damn! can't snark. she beat me to it with her clever rebuke: 'oh, shut up [you obsessive grammar nazis who want to correct my typo]. oh well, guess i'll just click on the link. hmmm... 'girls are pretty'... well, that new cog sci ta is pretty, that's for sure...
posted by mlang at 11:13 AM on July 12, 2002

00,003 at least. . .
posted by Danf at 11:34 AM on July 12, 2002

Su's a girl? Sheesh, I feel dumb.

Uh, hi Su. I'm Jenn. Nice to meet you.
posted by jennak at 11:38 AM on July 12, 2002

I was thinking this was the followup to http://www.dooce.com , but this is too cruel and bitter for even HH.
posted by mecran01 at 11:54 AM on July 12, 2002

um. su's a boy. a handsome one, too. my boyfriend, in fact. doesn't everyone feel silly now?
posted by patricking at 2:01 PM on July 12, 2002

No. Just wondering about the various parts of mlang's brain.
posted by yhbc at 2:07 PM on July 12, 2002

My bad, Patric & Su. :) And Patric, I always thought you were Patrick-ing instead of Patric King. Haha.
posted by jennak at 2:35 PM on July 12, 2002

This thread is like a city where you don't speak the language.
posted by timeistight at 3:35 PM on July 12, 2002

glory be; the funk's on me. su is a boy.

all these years i've been picturing a sort of grandmotherly librarian type (no offense, jessamyn, many of my best friends are librarians too) presiding over the metafilter code of conduct with an iron fist. and now i find out she's a hot young male graphic designer. what a shock to my worldview.
posted by mlang at 3:50 PM on July 12, 2002

not a shock to my worldview: 'grandfatherly' is in the spell checker, but 'grandmotherly' is not. if i had a hammer... i'd SMASH patriarchy.
posted by mlang at 4:06 PM on July 12, 2002

Sometimes I love you.
posted by willpie at 12:42 PM on July 13, 2002

don't get too attached willpie.
posted by goneill at 6:29 PM on July 13, 2002

back off, goneill; willpie's down with alex jones.
posted by mlang at 9:59 PM on July 13, 2002

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