pears, the grunting fruit
January 30, 2020 4:23 PM   Subscribe

 
O, pear
posted by ivan ivanych samovar at 4:27 PM on January 30


totes brill

imma eata frut
posted by mwhybark at 4:32 PM on January 30


Lotta pinniped in them pears.
posted by biogeo at 4:36 PM on January 30 [5 favorites]


Heh heh floppy bananas
posted by Homo neanderthalensis at 4:38 PM on January 30


How vegetables would move!
posted by tavella at 4:38 PM on January 30


Lotta pinniped in them pears.

Bananas too! All snorting and neck slapping...

Why? Why did they make this? Why can’t I stop thinking about it? Why is it so... jiggly?
posted by SaltySalticid at 4:49 PM on January 30 [5 favorites]


getting freaky most def
posted by seanmpuckett at 4:49 PM on January 30 [1 favorite]


The grapes are guinea pigs!
posted by maudlin at 4:56 PM on January 30 [1 favorite]


EEK!
posted by Greg_Ace at 5:00 PM on January 30


The bananas make me very uncomfortable
posted by lollusc at 5:02 PM on January 30 [1 favorite]


Those bananas are disturbingly plausible.
posted by LobsterMitten at 5:02 PM on January 30 [1 favorite]


Oh, my younger cat was very interested.
posted by GenjiandProust at 5:09 PM on January 30


I will never eat another pear. Ever.

The watermelons were surprising and cute.
posted by Splunge at 5:11 PM on January 30 [2 favorites]


Also, TIL: Pinniped. Thanks.
posted by Splunge at 5:13 PM on January 30 [1 favorite]


Alternately creepy and adorable. Thanks, cortex!
posted by eirias at 5:23 PM on January 30


I thought that the fruit would be walking or something, not shagging. Can we get an NSFW tag?

(Mainly joking)
posted by ambrosen at 5:49 PM on January 30 [2 favorites]


Why did the raspberries roll themselves to death??
posted by floomp at 6:06 PM on January 30


what's that thing the kids are saying now?
oh right



Thanks, I hate it.
posted by Adridne at 6:06 PM on January 30 [4 favorites]


It wasn’t so much the movement but the sounds that made me uncomfortable.
posted by dellsolace at 6:11 PM on January 30


*opens door, places fruit bowl outside*
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 6:21 PM on January 30 [5 favorites]


*door opens. fruit bowl wobbles back inside.*
posted by mono blanco at 7:02 PM on January 30 [16 favorites]


"Some mangos man, all I wanted to do is cook, tigers, Fucking tigers, man"

never get out of the boat
posted by clavdivs at 7:09 PM on January 30 [6 favorites]


It reminded me of this comb jelly eating another comb jelly
posted by bonobothegreat at 7:50 PM on January 30 [3 favorites]




now put them in the pear wiggler
posted by poffin boffin at 8:50 PM on January 30 [2 favorites]


This was so great. I’m not sure I have recovered from the pears yet.
posted by Bella Donna at 8:56 PM on January 30


I feel sort of bad for the raspberries. Obviously they weren't meant for locomotion. But yet, it's their motion that is spreading their seeds more widely. It's like sex by suicide.
posted by hippybear at 10:44 PM on January 30 [1 favorite]


I like this! they're so squishy.

How would someone create the jiggle and flexion on the bananas and pears? Have we reached that point in CGI that I just couldn't tell?
posted by Guess What at 5:28 AM on January 31


Oh, man, I was desperate for more but all the other videos are ad stuff. I loved this. I think the nanners are walruses, the raspberries are chimpanzees, and the poor startled watermelon is some kind of bird. The pears I can't quite get. Pigs? Grapes definitely guinea pigs. Then they had Foley art for the movement noise. This may be humanity's crowning achievement. The editing on it, particularly the melons... chef's kiss.
posted by Don Pepino at 7:59 AM on January 31 [1 favorite]


The pears I can't quite get.

My guess is elephant seals.
posted by Greg_Ace at 10:29 AM on January 31 [2 favorites]


This is delightful. I'm wondering what my sack of juice oranges sound like. But, as cute as the watermelon finish was, I expected more of an elephant trumpet sound, move over/rumble type.
posted by winesong at 10:40 AM on January 31


Nope, not elephant seals. The pears are hippos!
posted by ReginaHart at 6:48 AM on February 2 [1 favorite]


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