Fashion designed by, run by, and tailored to, lizards

February 27, 2020 7:57 PM

Meet the Fashion Brand for lizards, sexpots, and three-headed babes. The lazily but brilliantly-named “Fashion Brand Company” was founded in 2018 by Penelope Gazin, and has been delivering deliciously irreverent apparel ever since. Like a sweater covered in nipples, or a three collared dress. It’s as if Gazin has vacuumed up the detritus of our REM cycle dreams and turned it into a cornucopia of kitsch sweaters, hot jester pants, and teeny tiny cowboy hats for hers-and-hers outfits with the pet lizard you never asked for, but absolutely need. She's also partly responsible for Witchsy, a shop that's like Etsy for artists.

And in keeping with this week's theme, there's a tote bag.
posted by Johnny Wallflower (8 comments total)

Witchsy previously.
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 8:04 PM on February 27, 2020

Scorpions > farts for the week's theme, but...

The lizard outfits are pretty boss. Lizard seems chill. We could hang
posted by Windopaene at 8:46 PM on February 27, 2020 [2 favorites]

Are there tiny Izod shirts?
posted by The Underpants Monster at 9:31 PM on February 27, 2020 [1 favorite]

Clothes for lizard.
posted by clavdivs at 10:17 PM on February 27, 2020 [3 favorites]

Clothes for lizard.

O valley of plenty
posted by Pastor of Muppets at 10:45 PM on February 27, 2020 [3 favorites]

One of the Critical Role cast members (Ashley Johnson) wore that velvet moth dress to their live show on Chicago tonight. Sublimely weird.
posted by Kitchen Witch at 10:51 PM on February 27, 2020

I don't own a lizard, but I would totally wear some of those people clothes. Especially the velvet moth dress. Perhaps to teach in.
posted by pangolin party at 2:09 AM on February 28, 2020 [1 favorite]

The prices are surprisingly low, but I'm undecided on how much my inner Vincent Adultman needs the "linen jacket for sitting on your friend's shoulders to pretend you're an adult."
posted by PatchesPal at 9:00 AM on February 28, 2020 [1 favorite]