Stavros?

March 19, 2020 12:24 AM

So, the wonder chicken... Anything to do with our man?
posted by paladin (9 comments total)

Nah, I'm pretty sure Stavros is at least 70 million years old.
posted by Diskeater at 12:52 AM on March 19, 2020 [2 favorites]

The creature was likely about the size of a small duck, weighing an estimated 14 ounces … and consequently, a witch.
posted by Joe in Australia at 1:08 AM on March 19, 2020 [12 favorites]

A witch! A witch!
posted by The otter lady at 1:17 AM on March 19, 2020

I wonder what they'll call the males?
posted by ZaneJ. at 1:39 AM on March 19, 2020 [4 favorites]

File Photograph
posted by sebastienbailard at 2:10 AM on March 19, 2020 [10 favorites]

The males are called 'Drakesters'
posted by hexatron at 6:45 AM on March 19, 2020

When I saw this news, I immediately came over to the blue to post this with the same title. Great minds, everyone!
posted by adrianhon at 6:57 AM on March 19, 2020 [1 favorite]

Hard agree on this one.
posted by RolandOfEld at 7:18 AM on March 19, 2020

Would you rather fight 100 wonder chicken-sized Stavri, or one Stavros-sized wonder chicken?
posted by rhizome at 10:15 AM on March 19, 2020 [1 favorite]