March 19, 2020 12:24 AM   Subscribe

So, the wonder chicken... Anything to do with our man?
posted by paladin (9 comments total) 8 users marked this as a favorite
Nah, I'm pretty sure Stavros is at least 70 million years old.
posted by Diskeater at 12:52 AM on March 19 [2 favorites]

The creature was likely about the size of a small duck, weighing an estimated 14 ounces … and consequently, a witch.
posted by Joe in Australia at 1:08 AM on March 19 [12 favorites]

A witch! A witch!
posted by The otter lady at 1:17 AM on March 19

I wonder what they'll call the males?
posted by ZaneJ. at 1:39 AM on March 19 [4 favorites]

The males are called 'Drakesters'
posted by hexatron at 6:45 AM on March 19

When I saw this news, I immediately came over to the blue to post this with the same title. Great minds, everyone!
posted by adrianhon at 6:57 AM on March 19 [1 favorite]

Hard agree on this one.
posted by RolandOfEld at 7:18 AM on March 19

Would you rather fight 100 wonder chicken-sized Stavri, or one Stavros-sized wonder chicken?
posted by rhizome at 10:15 AM on March 19 [1 favorite]

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