LONG FURBS
March 29, 2020 6:45 PM Subscribe
Experience: long furbs. Long furbs are your childhood creepy/fun buddy, given length and new life.
They mostly live in Cincinnati. But they could be anywhere. How are they born? It's pretty major surgery. Whatever, they're everywhere. I, for one, welcome my new overlords.
They mostly live in Cincinnati. But they could be anywhere. How are they born? It's pretty major surgery. Whatever, they're everywhere. I, for one, welcome my new overlords.
A very small human had one of these at a recent anime convention I attended. It was horrifying.
posted by brook horse at 6:52 PM on March 29, 2020
posted by brook horse at 6:52 PM on March 29, 2020
Supertoys last all summer long.
posted by dances_with_sneetches at 7:11 PM on March 29, 2020 [5 favorites]
posted by dances_with_sneetches at 7:11 PM on March 29, 2020 [5 favorites]
These are so weird! They remind me of some Jim Henson studio creatures. The crafters are clearly having a lot of fun.
posted by esker at 7:54 PM on March 29, 2020
posted by esker at 7:54 PM on March 29, 2020
Oh mighty shai-longfurb
keeper of balance
bless the Maker and his water
bless the coming and the going of him
may his passage cleanse the world
posted by Fiasco da Gama at 9:26 PM on March 29, 2020 [8 favorites]
keeper of balance
bless the Maker and his water
bless the coming and the going of him
may his passage cleanse the world
posted by Fiasco da Gama at 9:26 PM on March 29, 2020 [8 favorites]
I delight in the non-euclidean furbangles on this delicious supplicant
As he twists and grasps you must ask
"with your eldritch topography - am I inside you
or are you inside me?"
ia
posted by FatherDagon at 10:20 PM on March 29, 2020 [3 favorites]
As he twists and grasps you must ask
"with your eldritch topography - am I inside you
or are you inside me?"
ia
posted by FatherDagon at 10:20 PM on March 29, 2020 [3 favorites]
....I see some people aren't handling lockdown as well as others.
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 10:38 PM on March 29, 2020 [4 favorites]
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 10:38 PM on March 29, 2020 [4 favorites]
I want to speak to the fucking manager.
posted by awfurby at 2:06 AM on March 30, 2020 [9 favorites]
posted by awfurby at 2:06 AM on March 30, 2020 [9 favorites]
I desperately want to get a furby now so I can make and send one of these to my friend. She'll hate it!
posted by stillnocturnal at 6:34 AM on March 30, 2020
posted by stillnocturnal at 6:34 AM on March 30, 2020
GOD NO i would actually prefer it if they were scaly and had huge fangs. snakes with fur and big eyes jesus i think we've found some nexus of horror
posted by seanmpuckett at 7:43 AM on March 30, 2020
posted by seanmpuckett at 7:43 AM on March 30, 2020
In this one instance I am ahead of the curve, as my daughter turned our OG 1st-gen furby into a long furb last year.
It horrified me at first, but as t̸i̴m̶e̷ h̵a̴s̸ p̶̢͑͋ä̷̢͘s̸̠̗͒̍s̶̱̭̃e̶̛̗d̴̩̋͝ͅ I̸̯̐̍͜'̴̑͜v̷̝͋ē̵͉̚ ċ̵̥̍̆̒̆͝͝o̸̙̱͖̊͌͒͊́̍̕̚͝m̸̻̙̘̦̍͛̉͝e̸̹͒̀͒̋̀̐̎̑͜ t̴̛̯̭̬͖̰͙̥̘̳͂͗̏̏͌͠͝ọ̷͆̀̈́ l̷̢̼̤͍͕̯̫̺̭̞̔͊͠i̵̝͎͙̎̋͊̂̓͒͛̑̆̐̍͊͠k̷̨̠͋̊̒͗́̆͑̄́̿̅͠ͅȩ̶͈̲̜͇͖̼̩̫̠͓͔̂̆̓͌̇́̈̂͆̌͠ i̷̬̖̞̯̼͈̦̙͐̂̓̐͂̕͠t̷̺̬̀̅̎͑̐́͗̎̉̿͌̕͜͠.
posted by sgranade at 10:27 AM on March 30, 2020 [3 favorites]
It horrified me at first, but as t̸i̴m̶e̷ h̵a̴s̸ p̶̢͑͋ä̷̢͘s̸̠̗͒̍s̶̱̭̃e̶̛̗d̴̩̋͝ͅ I̸̯̐̍͜'̴̑͜v̷̝͋ē̵͉̚ ċ̵̥̍̆̒̆͝͝o̸̙̱͖̊͌͒͊́̍̕̚͝m̸̻̙̘̦̍͛̉͝e̸̹͒̀͒̋̀̐̎̑͜ t̴̛̯̭̬͖̰͙̥̘̳͂͗̏̏͌͠͝ọ̷͆̀̈́ l̷̢̼̤͍͕̯̫̺̭̞̔͊͠i̵̝͎͙̎̋͊̂̓͒͛̑̆̐̍͊͠k̷̨̠͋̊̒͗́̆͑̄́̿̅͠ͅȩ̶͈̲̜͇͖̼̩̫̠͓͔̂̆̓͌̇́̈̂͆̌͠ i̷̬̖̞̯̼͈̦̙͐̂̓̐͂̕͠t̷̺̬̀̅̎͑̐́͗̎̉̿͌̕͜͠.
posted by sgranade at 10:27 AM on March 30, 2020 [3 favorites]
Can we do a long Skinby, like one of those hairless cats?
posted by under_petticoat_rule at 12:20 PM on March 30, 2020 [1 favorite]
posted by under_petticoat_rule at 12:20 PM on March 30, 2020 [1 favorite]
long Skinby
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posted by Going To Maine at 12:54 PM on March 30, 2020 [2 favorites]
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posted by Going To Maine at 12:54 PM on March 30, 2020 [2 favorites]
Can we do a long Skinby, like one of those hairless cats?
There's a lot of flesh-colored silicone home casting kits available on amazon, so that'd be a good place to start.
posted by sebastienbailard at 9:48 PM on March 30, 2020
There's a lot of flesh-colored silicone home casting kits available on amazon, so that'd be a good place to start.
posted by sebastienbailard at 9:48 PM on March 30, 2020
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