July 23, 2002 1:16 PM   Subscribe Everyone who wants to show support for Martha should bake a cake on August 3rd and give it to someone important to them--an old friend, a new neighbor, or someone in need. It's a great way to reach out and show you care, and a great way to spread goodness to both friends and strangers alike--which is what Save Martha! is ultimately all about.
posted by machaus (20 comments total)
...and don't forget to keep Martha Stewart close to your uhhh, ummm, nevermind.
posted by machaus at 1:27 PM on July 23, 2002

I think Martha Stewart is Leona Helmsley's long-lost twin. Or maybe her less-evil clone.
posted by mrmanley at 1:43 PM on July 23, 2002

I had a friend in Chicago that used to work for Martha Stewart -- she says she was one of the worst people she's ever come in contact with. That tight smile and controlled voice of hers is apparently necessary to keep her temper under control.
posted by LuxFX at 1:56 PM on July 23, 2002

Is the Save Martha site is onwed and run by Martha? What should I save her from?
posted by Postroad at 1:58 PM on July 23, 2002

Where do these people come from?

I hate MidWesterners!
posted by wsfinkel at 2:06 PM on July 23, 2002

Just kidding!
posted by wsfinkel at 2:06 PM on July 23, 2002

wsfinkel -- too late! You're doomed!
posted by hackly_fracture at 2:11 PM on July 23, 2002

the important question: would Martha approve of that site's color scheme?
posted by gwint at 2:26 PM on July 23, 2002

mmmmm..... cake.....
posted by jazon at 3:18 PM on July 23, 2002

Wouldn't supporting Martha be considered aiding and abetting a criminal? Or, if you do a little stretching, providing comfort to terrorists?

I've met Martha. Her aura is dark, dark black. The evil pulses from her like bolts of electricity from a Van Der Graeff generator. Keep away.
posted by evanizer at 3:36 PM on July 23, 2002

Can we drop her on a Hamas leader?
posted by five fresh fish at 3:51 PM on July 23, 2002

You may have met Martha, but I've been on her show. (All be it in the background, for about 2 seconds). However, I am firmly part of the Pro Julia Child Massive.
posted by atom128 at 4:05 PM on July 23, 2002
posted by quonsar at 4:48 PM on July 23, 2002

OK. Let's start a list of things you would save before Martha...

* My cake mix for my kids birthday.
posted by hockeyman at 4:58 PM on July 23, 2002

this would be so much cuter if it was done up in rachel ashwell (ashworth? whatever)'s shabby chic silliness. that'd bake martha's noodle.
posted by patricking at 5:22 PM on July 23, 2002

I agree with Anyanka. Martha Stewart's a witch. "Nobody could do that much decoupage without calling on the powers of darkness."
posted by ZachsMind at 6:41 PM on July 23, 2002

(I should probably point out that doesn't necessarily mean I think she's evil. Some of my best friends are witches.)
posted by ZachsMind at 6:46 PM on July 23, 2002

I heard Martha hired a new PR company not long ago, this must be their doing.
posted by RunsWithBandageScissors at 8:07 PM on July 23, 2002

Why would I want to shave Martha?
posted by BitterOldPunk at 10:52 PM on July 23, 2002

I agree. We should stave off Martha.
posted by haqspan at 9:13 AM on July 24, 2002

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