To Be My Waffly Wedded Wife
May 4, 2020 10:06 PM Subscribe
" ... to be my waffly wedded wife." (SLYT)
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Thank you for the time jump suggestion I'm sitting here with laughter tears streaming down my face. I needed this exactly now, thank you!
posted by hippybear at 10:17 PM on May 4, 2020
posted by hippybear at 10:17 PM on May 4, 2020
Fixed timestamp URL.
There was a missing ampersand.
posted by hippybear at 10:22 PM on May 4, 2020 [3 favorites]
There was a missing ampersand.
posted by hippybear at 10:22 PM on May 4, 2020 [3 favorites]
The amount of tension that bride is letting go right there... she's going to have the most relaxing rest-of-her-wedding-day imaginable. I've been captured by laughter like that in situations before, and it is so... relieving. Once you get over it. And breathe. and stop the residual giggles. And finally you can focus.... It's so good.
posted by hippybear at 10:27 PM on May 4, 2020 [12 favorites]
posted by hippybear at 10:27 PM on May 4, 2020 [12 favorites]
That's all stress-giggles from both of them. Seconding hippybear.
posted by bendy at 10:29 PM on May 4, 2020
posted by bendy at 10:29 PM on May 4, 2020
Surely I am not the only one who thinks of this.
posted by ricochet biscuit at 11:07 PM on May 4, 2020 [1 favorite]
posted by ricochet biscuit at 11:07 PM on May 4, 2020 [1 favorite]
"I solemnly promise to never leggo your Eggo."
"And I sweat to always iron out our differences."
"I now pronounce you Mr. and Mrs. Butterworth."
posted by The Underpants Monster at 1:34 AM on May 5, 2020 [6 favorites]
"And I sweat to always iron out our differences."
"I now pronounce you Mr. and Mrs. Butterworth."
posted by The Underpants Monster at 1:34 AM on May 5, 2020 [6 favorites]
And then they broke into the traditional Waffle Anthem.
posted by The Underpants Monster at 1:44 AM on May 5, 2020 [1 favorite]
posted by The Underpants Monster at 1:44 AM on May 5, 2020 [1 favorite]
Yeah, to have the presence of mind to make a Princess Bride reference there just shows these two were made for each other.
posted by rikschell at 5:24 AM on May 5, 2020
posted by rikschell at 5:24 AM on May 5, 2020
"I now pronounce you Mr. and Mrs. Butterworth."
There goes their maple-y ever after.
posted by zamboni at 5:26 AM on May 5, 2020 [1 favorite]
There goes their maple-y ever after.
posted by zamboni at 5:26 AM on May 5, 2020 [1 favorite]
And then they broke into the traditional Waffle Anthem.
Actual traditional waffle anthem. HTH. HAND.
posted by GCU Sweet and Full of Grace at 6:26 AM on May 5, 2020 [1 favorite]
Actual traditional waffle anthem. HTH. HAND.
posted by GCU Sweet and Full of Grace at 6:26 AM on May 5, 2020 [1 favorite]
I had a waffle for breakfast! This is relevant to my interests.
posted by grumpybear69 at 6:45 AM on May 5, 2020 [2 favorites]
posted by grumpybear69 at 6:45 AM on May 5, 2020 [2 favorites]
Today is my wedding anniversary, so this is relevant to my interests.
posted by nubs at 7:22 AM on May 5, 2020 [3 favorites]
posted by nubs at 7:22 AM on May 5, 2020 [3 favorites]
I love waffles so much i would marry them and now im bummed i did not waffly wed my husband. I hope every moment of this awesome couples life together is filled with such joy and silliness.
posted by supermedusa at 7:39 AM on May 5, 2020 [1 favorite]
posted by supermedusa at 7:39 AM on May 5, 2020 [1 favorite]
Happy anubsversary!
posted by The Underpants Monster at 9:21 AM on May 5, 2020 [1 favorite]
posted by The Underpants Monster at 9:21 AM on May 5, 2020 [1 favorite]
Came for the Elmer Fudd, stayed for the tasty breakfast references.
posted by BigHeartedGuy at 9:58 AM on May 5, 2020
posted by BigHeartedGuy at 9:58 AM on May 5, 2020
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