user RedPooD2thehemodroid has offered an authoritative answer
May 6, 2020 10:28 AM Subscribe
How big are dicks in Skyrim? [Reddit] “Since my friend and I have been fiercely debating this, I would like to see the community's thoughts on what we have come up with. All of this is open for discussion, but I would prefer that you use evidence rather than personal bias. [...] As for the question about the shape of a Khajiits’ appendage raised by user Mrvalenti2000, it seems actual official Elder Scrolls lore has got that one covered – according to this Daggerfall: The Real Barenziah, Part III extract, their penises have “tiny little barbs”.” [via: PCGamesN] [Warning NSFW: discussion of dick.]
Imperial- 5"RedPooD2thehemodroid, has offered an authoritative answer to end all answers.
Metric for literally every other country Imperial- 12.5cm
“Aight you idiots let's get down to brass tacks.After factoring in some other vital criteria – like the various races’ unique abilities – the user arrives at the all-important order of penis-size-per-race:
Length isn't everything, girth matters too.
Non-combat or stealth focused races are less likely to be in shape, so they have inferior bloodflow to the cock. This will not be accounted for in this report.
Height is more likely to correspond with length, so peepee length is roughly proportional to height.
So by MW standards: altmer(1.1)>nord(1.06)>orc(1.05)>argonian(1.03)>redguard(1.02)>every one else(1)>bosmer (.9)
Likewise, a race's propensity for thiccness (weight) should also correspond to girth
MW: orc(1.35)>nord=imperial(1.25)>redguard=argonian(1.1)>everybody else>bosmer(.95)
Now, the cock volume is proportional to length*girth2 (remember, it doesn't matter whether girth is measured by circumference, diameter, or radius, as those are all proportional to one another c=πd=2πr)
Orc (best case); Redguard; Argonian; Nord; Imperial; Breton; Altmer; Bosmer; Dunmer; Orc (worst case); Khajiit.
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