Attempting A Forester Flop
May 31, 2020 5:26 PM   Subscribe

It's been about four hundred years since the Imp Girls landed at Hot Lumpy Rock. Here's a map of what eventually became the Much Sass State. [avi: Orgy Pant Hobos]
posted by not_on_display (19 comments total) 8 users marked this as a favorite
Greetings from Vile Morsel!
posted by rmd1023 at 5:35 PM on May 31 [4 favorites]

A N A L . C A T . N O T I C E
posted by ejs at 6:07 PM on May 31 [2 favorites]

oh god...too many amazing user's...*MIND BLOWN*
posted by Greg_Ace at 8:13 PM on May 31 [4 favorites]

I've often visited my sister in Corset Glue, just down the road from the aptly named Meth-Cranes-by-the-Sea. Thank you! I will send this to her.
posted by Gotanda at 11:04 PM on May 31

I hear that A Hen Whimpers is nice this time of year.
posted by Nat "King" Cole Porter Wagoner at 11:24 PM on May 31

Tampon Thorn certainly evokes something.
posted by janell at 11:26 PM on May 31 [1 favorite]

Genuinely thought this was an Adventure Time related thing with LSP at the helm before I clicked

Still delighted
posted by Kitchen Witch at 11:32 PM on May 31 [3 favorites]

when I attended college in a suburb of hall hiver I often went to the teen hum mall
posted by brujita at 2:15 AM on June 1

Dorm Fed represent!
posted by the painkiller at 5:28 AM on June 1 [1 favorite]

Dong hit.
posted by Literaryhero at 6:03 AM on June 1 [2 favorites]

It's unfortunate that this map doesn't include the "lost towns" of Nada, Elfin Ed, Gin Chewer, and Pert Cots that were submerged in the construction of the Baron's Brie Quiver.
posted by Johnny Assay at 6:03 AM on June 1 [5 favorites]

I spent my early childhood in Dweeb Frond, then lived in Tree Moss well into my teens. Spent a lot of time in the Ass Wean mall. We eventually left and moved to the great state of Rhino Saddle.
posted by The Great Big Mulp at 8:21 AM on June 1 [1 favorite]

Greetings from Cat Kin!
posted by bondcliff at 8:38 AM on June 1 [1 favorite]

Hah. I went to school in Mantis Willow.
posted by chavenet at 9:34 AM on June 1

Lord whiling away the time. Are there Mitral hogs for this?
posted by Oyéah at 9:35 AM on June 1

Yes, 30-50.

Oh wait, no, that's feral hogs. Nevermind.
posted by Greg_Ace at 10:12 AM on June 1

I’m glad they recognize Rhino Saddle as a state.
posted by GenjiandProust at 12:57 PM on June 1 [1 favorite]

Errant Bogarting
posted by hototogisu at 4:11 PM on June 1 [2 favorites]

Greetings from A Hen Whimpers
posted by Jacqueline at 4:16 PM on June 1

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