Freddy vs. Jason.
August 5, 2002 8:02 AM Subscribe
Freddy vs. Jason. Batman vs. Superman. It seems Hollywood is done mining lame cartoons for movie fodder and has moved on to pitting tired franchises against each other. What's next? Hercule Poirot vs. Indiana Jones? (Actually, that'd be good.) Personally, I'd like to see Bugs Bunny vs. Sauron. We know who'd win that battle. What movie battles would you like to see?
Uhhhh, hate to burst that bubble of yours, but Jason -vs- Freddy has been in the works for at least 5 years... Production has been stalled for a long time.
posted by Dark Messiah at 8:07 AM on August 5, 2002
posted by Dark Messiah at 8:07 AM on August 5, 2002
Scarface vs. Kaiser Soze.
posted by adampsyche at 8:09 AM on August 5, 2002
posted by adampsyche at 8:09 AM on August 5, 2002
Police Academy vs. Ski Patrol.
posted by soundofsuburbia at 8:19 AM on August 5, 2002
posted by soundofsuburbia at 8:19 AM on August 5, 2002
I've always wanted to see the young, skinny Brando compete in a "Tap Off" against Gregory Hines and Christopher Walken. Possibly adjudicated by Charles Nelson Reilly or Rip Taylor. That or a Tom Cruise-Billy Barty knife fight (no longer possible unfortunately).
posted by PinkStainlessTail at 8:22 AM on August 5, 2002
posted by PinkStainlessTail at 8:22 AM on August 5, 2002
Artistic Vision versus Middle of the Road Marketability
posted by ColdChef at 8:26 AM on August 5, 2002
posted by ColdChef at 8:26 AM on August 5, 2002
I trust Bruce Timm and
Paul Dini to all my Batman
and Superman
needs, thank you very much.
posted by BartFargo at 8:28 AM on August 5, 2002
Paul Dini to all my Batman
and Superman
needs, thank you very much.
posted by BartFargo at 8:28 AM on August 5, 2002
Sluggo vs Ziggy
posted by zoopraxiscope at 8:28 AM on August 5, 2002
posted by zoopraxiscope at 8:28 AM on August 5, 2002
All the kids in American Pie versus all the punk asses in The Breakfast Club.
Austin Powers versus Dirty Harry (if only to see Austin Powers die a slow, painful death).
posted by almostcool at 8:28 AM on August 5, 2002
Austin Powers versus Dirty Harry (if only to see Austin Powers die a slow, painful death).
posted by almostcool at 8:28 AM on August 5, 2002
Roe vs. Wade.
Oh, I'm sorry - those are your options for crossing a river. My mistake.
Carry on with your movie discussion.
posted by yhbc at 8:30 AM on August 5, 2002
Oh, I'm sorry - those are your options for crossing a river. My mistake.
Carry on with your movie discussion.
posted by yhbc at 8:30 AM on August 5, 2002
mss, that's great! (Welcome!)
Ruined Masterpiece vs The Inane Made Brilliant
oh, and:
Sex vs Violence
posted by Marquis at 8:30 AM on August 5, 2002
Ruined Masterpiece vs The Inane Made Brilliant
oh, and:
Sex vs Violence
posted by Marquis at 8:30 AM on August 5, 2002
the bride with white hair vs. jimmy kimmel. to the death of course.
posted by t r a c y at 8:32 AM on August 5, 2002
posted by t r a c y at 8:32 AM on August 5, 2002
Fat Bastard vs. Orson Welles vs. Marlon Brando vs. Melanie Griffith
posted by ColdChef at 8:33 AM on August 5, 2002
posted by ColdChef at 8:33 AM on August 5, 2002
Spinal Tap vs. Britney Spears
posted by starvingartist at 8:34 AM on August 5, 2002
posted by starvingartist at 8:34 AM on August 5, 2002
I like this part.
* Slaps ColdChef *
"Eight is Enough" vs. "Different Strokes"
posted by yhbc at 8:37 AM on August 5, 2002
* Slaps ColdChef *
"Eight is Enough" vs. "Different Strokes"
posted by yhbc at 8:37 AM on August 5, 2002
ColdChef: The Batman vs. Superman battle would be an open and shut case for one reason: Batman has no superpowers!
Superman - Superhuman strength, speed, x-ray vision, can fly unaided.
Batman - A slick car, gadgets, a cabin boyH^H^H^youthful ward sidekick.
Strip him of his "wonderful toys", and he's helpless.
< :end geek fanboy rant:>
posted by dr_dank at 8:37 AM on August 5, 2002
Superman - Superhuman strength, speed, x-ray vision, can fly unaided.
Batman - A slick car, gadgets, a cabin boyH^H^H^youthful ward sidekick.
Strip him of his "wonderful toys", and he's helpless.
< :end geek fanboy rant:>
posted by dr_dank at 8:37 AM on August 5, 2002
dr_dank: The Batman vs. Superman battle would be an open and shut case for one reason: Batman has no superpowers!
Cue dramatic music, cut to closeup of BATMAN unlocking a small safe in a dusty, rarely used corner of the batcave:
BATMAN: Yes. But I have a case of kryptonite.
posted by slipperywhenwet at 8:50 AM on August 5, 2002
Cue dramatic music, cut to closeup of BATMAN unlocking a small safe in a dusty, rarely used corner of the batcave:
BATMAN: Yes. But I have a case of kryptonite.
posted by slipperywhenwet at 8:50 AM on August 5, 2002
PC Vs Mac
posted by monkeyJuice at 8:50 AM on August 5, 2002
posted by monkeyJuice at 8:50 AM on August 5, 2002
if only to see Austin Powers die a slow, painful death
All of America is watching that happen, with each new Austin Powers movie...
posted by jonson at 8:50 AM on August 5, 2002
All of America is watching that happen, with each new Austin Powers movie...
posted by jonson at 8:50 AM on August 5, 2002
Metafilter vs. Fark.
The latter may already be winning.
posted by dhartung at 8:57 AM on August 5, 2002
The latter may already be winning.
posted by dhartung at 8:57 AM on August 5, 2002
That monkey looks pants.
I understand those words...but not together.
Anyways, I revise that last battle: Anna Nicole Smith vs. Frasermoo in a battle of wits. ;-) The winner would then get the beat down by Charlie.
posted by catfood at 9:05 AM on August 5, 2002
I understand those words...but not together.
Anyways, I revise that last battle: Anna Nicole Smith vs. Frasermoo in a battle of wits. ;-) The winner would then get the beat down by Charlie.
posted by catfood at 9:05 AM on August 5, 2002
How about Geeky Fanboys who think that Superman would beat Batman vs Geeky Fanboys that have read "Dark Knight Returns".
posted by seanyboy at 9:05 AM on August 5, 2002
posted by seanyboy at 9:05 AM on August 5, 2002
that chimp looks DANGEROUS!! - all he needs is a fez, soleless shoes and a silk waistcoat, aint no one ganna mess wid dat rude boy
posted by monkeyJuice at 9:07 AM on August 5, 2002
posted by monkeyJuice at 9:07 AM on August 5, 2002
Earl Warren v. Antonin Scalia
posted by monju_bosatsu at 9:07 AM on August 5, 2002
posted by monju_bosatsu at 9:07 AM on August 5, 2002
They'd both beat the living crap outta me.
I am pants.
posted by Frasermoo at 9:08 AM on August 5, 2002
I am pants.
posted by Frasermoo at 9:08 AM on August 5, 2002
thomcatspike vs. BlueTrain
Also......wait for it............
I vs. P
On a serious note, I think that Hercule Poirot vs. Sherlock Holmes would be a nice movie (BTW, there were no copyrights in Doyle's time so if I wanted I could publish my own Sherlock Holmes mystery, others have actually done that).
And also:
Shizzle vs. Wizzle vs. Bizzle
Eminem vs. El-P
I think that Tom Cruise was a pleasant surprise in Goldmember tho.
posted by ( .)(. ) at 9:08 AM on August 5, 2002
Also......wait for it............
I vs. P
On a serious note, I think that Hercule Poirot vs. Sherlock Holmes would be a nice movie (BTW, there were no copyrights in Doyle's time so if I wanted I could publish my own Sherlock Holmes mystery, others have actually done that).
And also:
Shizzle vs. Wizzle vs. Bizzle
Eminem vs. El-P
I think that Tom Cruise was a pleasant surprise in Goldmember tho.
posted by ( .)(. ) at 9:08 AM on August 5, 2002
(.)(.), now you've made me look unoriginal.
posted by monju_bosatsu at 9:11 AM on August 5, 2002
posted by monju_bosatsu at 9:11 AM on August 5, 2002
Hey! I thought of it first lol! Anyways, my golden rule is to always preview before posting. ;-)
posted by ( .)(. ) at 9:14 AM on August 5, 2002
posted by ( .)(. ) at 9:14 AM on August 5, 2002
Hannibal Lecter vs. Antron "Big Lurch" Singleton
posted by starvingartist at 9:17 AM on August 5, 2002
posted by starvingartist at 9:17 AM on August 5, 2002
my dad vs. your dad
posted by starvingartist at 9:19 AM on August 5, 2002
posted by starvingartist at 9:19 AM on August 5, 2002
bush vs a pretzel
posted by sgt.serenity at 9:20 AM on August 5, 2002
posted by sgt.serenity at 9:20 AM on August 5, 2002
form vs content
posted by sgt.serenity at 9:22 AM on August 5, 2002
posted by sgt.serenity at 9:22 AM on August 5, 2002
Mr T V's more things and ppl than u can shake a stick at
posted by monkeyJuice at 9:23 AM on August 5, 2002
posted by monkeyJuice at 9:23 AM on August 5, 2002
daddy vs chips
posted by sgt.serenity at 9:24 AM on August 5, 2002
posted by sgt.serenity at 9:24 AM on August 5, 2002
Mr T V's more things and ppl than u can shake a stick at
You seriously underestimate my stick-shaking abilities. That is a big list, but it does not feature Pauly Shore. :-( A girl can dream...
posted by catfood at 9:26 AM on August 5, 2002
You seriously underestimate my stick-shaking abilities. That is a big list, but it does not feature Pauly Shore. :-( A girl can dream...
posted by catfood at 9:26 AM on August 5, 2002
stopping posting vs keeping posting
posted by sgt.serenity at 9:28 AM on August 5, 2002
posted by sgt.serenity at 9:28 AM on August 5, 2002
macbeth vs iago - ye finyl showedowne
posted by sgt.serenity at 9:29 AM on August 5, 2002
posted by sgt.serenity at 9:29 AM on August 5, 2002
Lewinsky vs. Tripp
In a locked cage.......in wet t-shirts...........
I would pay cash money to see THAT!
posted by ( .)(. ) at 9:32 AM on August 5, 2002
In a locked cage.......in wet t-shirts...........
I would pay cash money to see THAT!
posted by ( .)(. ) at 9:32 AM on August 5, 2002
To summarize, so I only post once more (easy on the server):
1. New Klingons vs. Old Klingons
2. Picard v. Foucault
3. Nature v. Nurture
4. Space v. Time
5. Kissinger v. Albright
6. Connery v. Brosnan
posted by elsar at 9:35 AM on August 5, 2002
1. New Klingons vs. Old Klingons
2. Picard v. Foucault
3. Nature v. Nurture
4. Space v. Time
5. Kissinger v. Albright
6. Connery v. Brosnan
posted by elsar at 9:35 AM on August 5, 2002
my personal favorite: Bambi vs. Godzilla
(sorry, i can't find the one from Godzilla 1998)
posted by NGnerd at 9:36 AM on August 5, 2002
(sorry, i can't find the one from Godzilla 1998)
posted by NGnerd at 9:36 AM on August 5, 2002
and the winner is ........................sean connery !!!
posted by sgt.serenity at 9:38 AM on August 5, 2002
posted by sgt.serenity at 9:38 AM on August 5, 2002
Quitting MeFi v Signing up for MeFi
dhartung vs riviera
ColdChef vs evanizer
posted by i_cola at 9:40 AM on August 5, 2002
dhartung vs riviera
ColdChef vs evanizer
posted by i_cola at 9:40 AM on August 5, 2002
the wanderers vs the world
posted by sgt.serenity at 9:40 AM on August 5, 2002
posted by sgt.serenity at 9:40 AM on August 5, 2002
skeletor vs any other villain EVER
posted by sgt.serenity at 9:42 AM on August 5, 2002
posted by sgt.serenity at 9:42 AM on August 5, 2002
Am I the only one who read the beginning of the entry as:
"Freddy vs. Jason Bateman"?
And I just got new glasses, too!
posted by briank at 9:43 AM on August 5, 2002
"Freddy vs. Jason Bateman"?
And I just got new glasses, too!
posted by briank at 9:43 AM on August 5, 2002
How 'bout Adam Sandler vs. Mike Myers?
Both have a successful movie career based totally on penis and flatulence jokes.
Both are unfunny to anyone with an IQ over room temperature.
Both are mostly talentless hacks.
They seem to be well matched. Plus you could have special guest star Howard Stern as "Fartman"!
posted by mark13 at 9:45 AM on August 5, 2002
Both have a successful movie career based totally on penis and flatulence jokes.
Both are unfunny to anyone with an IQ over room temperature.
Both are mostly talentless hacks.
They seem to be well matched. Plus you could have special guest star Howard Stern as "Fartman"!
posted by mark13 at 9:45 AM on August 5, 2002
ok last post:
1. tomato vs tomato
2. scotland v england
3.celtic v rangers
4. lennon v mcartney
5. gilbert vs sullivan
6. kramer vs kramer
7. the catholic church vs masturbation
8. godzilla vs mothra (oh we had that one)
posted by sgt.serenity at 9:49 AM on August 5, 2002
1. tomato vs tomato
2. scotland v england
3.celtic v rangers
4. lennon v mcartney
5. gilbert vs sullivan
6. kramer vs kramer
7. the catholic church vs masturbation
8. godzilla vs mothra (oh we had that one)
posted by sgt.serenity at 9:49 AM on August 5, 2002
Pikachu vs. Seinfeld.
posted by furiousthought at 9:50 AM on August 5, 2002
posted by furiousthought at 9:50 AM on August 5, 2002
i lied too...
the cabbage patch kids vs the beanie babies
posted by sgt.serenity at 9:52 AM on August 5, 2002
the cabbage patch kids vs the beanie babies
posted by sgt.serenity at 9:52 AM on August 5, 2002
george best vs george best
posted by sgt.serenity at 9:54 AM on August 5, 2002
posted by sgt.serenity at 9:54 AM on August 5, 2002
Neale Talbot vs. Zeldman. Bound at the wrist and blindfolded. Each man will receive the cordless power tool of his choice, limited in value to under $100, to use as a weapon.
posted by internook at 9:55 AM on August 5, 2002
posted by internook at 9:55 AM on August 5, 2002
hee hee hee hee hee!
best. stupid thread. ever.
(vs. worst. stupid thread. ever.)
posted by Marquis at 10:14 AM on August 5, 2002
best. stupid thread. ever.
(vs. worst. stupid thread. ever.)
posted by Marquis at 10:14 AM on August 5, 2002
Britney vs. Jessica Alba
(and Bat-boy would so get his gadget-wielding butt handed to him)
posted by owillis at 10:42 AM on August 5, 2002
(and Bat-boy would so get his gadget-wielding butt handed to him)
posted by owillis at 10:42 AM on August 5, 2002
Jem and the Holograms vs. Barbie and the Rockers.
Also, I'm counting the seconds until Connery vs. Brosnan. The game is afoot!
posted by ungratefulninja at 10:51 AM on August 5, 2002
Also, I'm counting the seconds until Connery vs. Brosnan. The game is afoot!
posted by ungratefulninja at 10:51 AM on August 5, 2002
Nobody's mentioned Jesus vs. Santa? Is Southpark really that uncool already?
posted by NortonDC at 10:52 AM on August 5, 2002
posted by NortonDC at 10:52 AM on August 5, 2002
New MeFi Server vs. Stretching The Premise.
posted by KevinSkomsvold at 11:03 AM on August 5, 2002
posted by KevinSkomsvold at 11:03 AM on August 5, 2002
Dirk Diggler vs. Edward Scissorhands.
posted by adampsyche at 11:04 AM on August 5, 2002
posted by adampsyche at 11:04 AM on August 5, 2002
(wow, I didn't think my thread would get this wild!)
Bob Barker vs. Ted Nugent, held at the zoo
Forrest Gump vs. Forrest Whitaker vs. DeForest Kelley, held, I don't know, somewhere in a bunch of trees
The Godfather vs. Harriet the Spy
posted by billder at 11:16 AM on August 5, 2002
Bob Barker vs. Ted Nugent, held at the zoo
Forrest Gump vs. Forrest Whitaker vs. DeForest Kelley, held, I don't know, somewhere in a bunch of trees
The Godfather vs. Harriet the Spy
posted by billder at 11:16 AM on August 5, 2002
actually dr.dank, if you were a real fanboy, you would know that not only is it possible (yes, batman DOES have kryptonite), but it's actually happened.
frank miller's "the dark knight".
read it and be amazed.
posted by jcterminal at 11:19 AM on August 5, 2002
frank miller's "the dark knight".
read it and be amazed.
posted by jcterminal at 11:19 AM on August 5, 2002
1. Julia Child vs Yan
2. Juliette Lewis vs Juliette Binoche
3. Gallagher vs Tiny Tim
And I'm out for this thread.
posted by mrmanley at 11:32 AM on August 5, 2002
2. Juliette Lewis vs Juliette Binoche
3. Gallagher vs Tiny Tim
And I'm out for this thread.
posted by mrmanley at 11:32 AM on August 5, 2002
Andy Rooney vs. Charles Grodin. Single shot dueling pistols.
posted by internook at 11:34 AM on August 5, 2002
posted by internook at 11:34 AM on August 5, 2002
George Forman vs George Forman (II - VII) for not giving his sons more original names.
posted by onhazier at 11:34 AM on August 5, 2002
posted by onhazier at 11:34 AM on August 5, 2002
ALF versus Mike Piazza
Winner gets all calls for just 99 cents for the first 20 minutes.
posted by juicyraoul at 11:43 AM on August 5, 2002
Winner gets all calls for just 99 cents for the first 20 minutes.
posted by juicyraoul at 11:43 AM on August 5, 2002
Matt Drudge vs. mathowie vs. Howie Mandel vs. Howie Long, to take place at Long John Silver's, with the winner receiving a john mat.
How's that for tying it all up in a nice big bow?
posted by mr_crash_davis at 11:48 AM on August 5, 2002
How's that for tying it all up in a nice big bow?
posted by mr_crash_davis at 11:48 AM on August 5, 2002
What I want is to see a sequel to the movie Maverick, with Russell Crowe playing cards against Mel Gibson.
And since I came up with the idea, I should get at least a cameo where I get to kiss Russell.
I'm just saying...
posted by beth at 11:57 AM on August 5, 2002
And since I came up with the idea, I should get at least a cameo where I get to kiss Russell.
I'm just saying...
posted by beth at 11:57 AM on August 5, 2002
John Nash off medication vs. Russel Crowe as John Nash on crack.
posted by internook at 12:39 PM on August 5, 2002
posted by internook at 12:39 PM on August 5, 2002
You didn't specify - are you talking about physical fighting, or dueling math theorems or some such?
Or maybe they could have a Battle Of The Bands?
Russell's band could play against Nash and other "persons of different sanity" (perhaps they could call themselves the "Schizofreaks"). I'll sing with Nash... (hell, I'm a qualified bipolar with at least one psychotic episode behind me).
But do I still get to kiss Russell? That's the important question...
posted by beth at 1:17 PM on August 5, 2002
Or maybe they could have a Battle Of The Bands?
Russell's band could play against Nash and other "persons of different sanity" (perhaps they could call themselves the "Schizofreaks"). I'll sing with Nash... (hell, I'm a qualified bipolar with at least one psychotic episode behind me).
But do I still get to kiss Russell? That's the important question...
posted by beth at 1:17 PM on August 5, 2002
me v. you
Particle Man v. Triangle Man: The Rematch
posted by GirlFriday at 3:27 PM on August 5, 2002
Particle Man v. Triangle Man: The Rematch
posted by GirlFriday at 3:27 PM on August 5, 2002
Me. vs. a tuna sandwich
posted by Shadowkeeper at 3:49 PM on August 5, 2002
posted by Shadowkeeper at 3:49 PM on August 5, 2002
Betty from The Flintstones vs. Betty from The Archies
The Lone Ranger vs. Zorro (who were those masked men?)
Mr. Bean vs. Mr. Hulot (hilarity ensues.)
The Mammas & the Papas vs. Children of the Corn
posted by Secret Life of Gravy at 3:54 PM on August 5, 2002
The Lone Ranger vs. Zorro (who were those masked men?)
Mr. Bean vs. Mr. Hulot (hilarity ensues.)
The Mammas & the Papas vs. Children of the Corn
posted by Secret Life of Gravy at 3:54 PM on August 5, 2002
You already won, GirlFriday.
"You covered one mile over a track rated fast in 1:36 4/5 and paid $4.40, $2.60 and $2.40."
posted by mr_crash_davis at 4:04 PM on August 5, 2002
"You covered one mile over a track rated fast in 1:36 4/5 and paid $4.40, $2.60 and $2.40."
posted by mr_crash_davis at 4:04 PM on August 5, 2002
captain pike vs stephen hawking
posted by vewystwange at 4:40 PM on August 5, 2002
posted by vewystwange at 4:40 PM on August 5, 2002
toddlers vs. sanity.
posted by precocious at 5:03 PM on August 5, 2002
posted by precocious at 5:03 PM on August 5, 2002
toddlers vs. sanity.
*nods head in exhausted parental agreement*
posted by adampsyche at 7:01 PM on August 5, 2002
*nods head in exhausted parental agreement*
posted by adampsyche at 7:01 PM on August 5, 2002
ungratefulninja : Jem, of course! That plastic freak wouldn't stand a chance.
Magneto vs. Dr. Doom vs. Ozymandias
(aka, The Battle of the [Mostly] Justified Super Egos)
posted by e^2 at 7:07 PM on August 5, 2002
Magneto vs. Dr. Doom vs. Ozymandias
(aka, The Battle of the [Mostly] Justified Super Egos)
posted by e^2 at 7:07 PM on August 5, 2002
Travis Bickle vs. Lee Harvey Oswald
Travis would, of course, have the upper hand since he has, unlike oswald, shot people before.
"Back...and to the left."
Oswald is not in spell check; closest suggestion is Salad?
I'm calling Oliver Stone's red conspiracy phone as we speak....er....type
posted by buz46 at 7:57 PM on August 5, 2002
Travis would, of course, have the upper hand since he has, unlike oswald, shot people before.
"Back...and to the left."
Oswald is not in spell check; closest suggestion is Salad?
I'm calling Oliver Stone's red conspiracy phone as we speak....er....type
posted by buz46 at 7:57 PM on August 5, 2002
The Godfather vs. Harriet the Spy
Encyclopedia Brown vs. Harriet The Spy vs. Bugs Meany vs. The Bobbsey Twins
Cage Match.
(and Dark Knight Returns wimps out through the involvement of Kryptonite. AND even so, one long range blast of heat vision kills Bat-mite)
posted by owillis at 8:21 PM on August 5, 2002
Encyclopedia Brown vs. Harriet The Spy vs. Bugs Meany vs. The Bobbsey Twins
Cage Match.
(and Dark Knight Returns wimps out through the involvement of Kryptonite. AND even so, one long range blast of heat vision kills Bat-mite)
posted by owillis at 8:21 PM on August 5, 2002
But that's the point, SuperWuss is too "good" to kill Batman. Batman ain't afraid to break the rules.
I am such a friggin' dorkus
posted by ColdChef at 9:00 PM on August 5, 2002
I am such a friggin' dorkus
posted by ColdChef at 9:00 PM on August 5, 2002
There can be only one:
donkeyschlong vs. donkeysuck
crunchland vs. crunchburger
specialk vs. specialk420
jonmc vs. rushmc
SweetJesus vs. Fat Buddha
(etc.)
posted by vacapinta at 11:02 PM on August 5, 2002
donkeyschlong vs. donkeysuck
crunchland vs. crunchburger
specialk vs. specialk420
jonmc vs. rushmc
SweetJesus vs. Fat Buddha
(etc.)
posted by vacapinta at 11:02 PM on August 5, 2002
Scooby-Doo vs. The Shmoo
oh, and...
Spy Kids vs. Spy vs. Spy
posted by Dirjy at 11:09 PM on August 5, 2002
oh, and...
Spy Kids vs. Spy vs. Spy
posted by Dirjy at 11:09 PM on August 5, 2002
Elfstar vs. Little Debbie
Thomas Hobbes vs. James Bond
Hello Kitty vs. Scooby Doo
Dr. Frankenstein vs. Dr. Faustus
Buffy vs. Jesus
Wittgenstein vs. Popper
Good Will Hunting vs. Bad, Bad Leroy Brown
Bad, Bad Leroy Brown vs. Encyclopedia Brown
Spider Jerusalem vs. Uncle Duke
Mr. T vs. The Motley Fool
William Butler Yeats vs. The Cybermen
Jane Austen vs. J.L. Austin
Hobbes vs. Leviathan
Steve Jobs vs. Tank Girl
...I should stop.
posted by moss at 2:23 AM on August 6, 2002
Thomas Hobbes vs. James Bond
Hello Kitty vs. Scooby Doo
Dr. Frankenstein vs. Dr. Faustus
Buffy vs. Jesus
Wittgenstein vs. Popper
Good Will Hunting vs. Bad, Bad Leroy Brown
Bad, Bad Leroy Brown vs. Encyclopedia Brown
Spider Jerusalem vs. Uncle Duke
Mr. T vs. The Motley Fool
William Butler Yeats vs. The Cybermen
Jane Austen vs. J.L. Austin
Hobbes vs. Leviathan
Steve Jobs vs. Tank Girl
...I should stop.
posted by moss at 2:23 AM on August 6, 2002
owillis vs. coldchef. modified-'78 justice league rules.
posted by owillis at 2:47 AM on August 6, 2002
posted by owillis at 2:47 AM on August 6, 2002
jimi hendrix vs the blind kid from deliverance
posted by sgt.serenity at 4:32 AM on August 6, 2002
posted by sgt.serenity at 4:32 AM on August 6, 2002
An all out Golden Girls battle royal!
posted by juicyraoul at 4:41 AM on August 6, 2002
posted by juicyraoul at 4:41 AM on August 6, 2002
oh no , the thread has died ....!
posted by sgt.serenity at 3:55 PM on August 6, 2002
posted by sgt.serenity at 3:55 PM on August 6, 2002
You did your best, Sarge. Let 'im go.
*Whistles "Taps"*
posted by ColdChef at 5:14 PM on August 6, 2002
*Whistles "Taps"*
posted by ColdChef at 5:14 PM on August 6, 2002
he 's still breathing , sir !
posted by sgt.serenity at 2:57 AM on August 7, 2002
posted by sgt.serenity at 2:57 AM on August 7, 2002
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