"The only organ that is a non-Newtonian fluid and magnetically active!"
November 9, 2020 7:53 PM   Subscribe

HUMAN ORGAN TIER LIST "Skin? Truly horrendous. F tier at best." Medlife Crisis (aka Dr Rohin Francis) stayed up too late watching Tier Zoo on YouTube and decided to rate the human organs. posted by Lexica (16 comments total) 26 users marked this as a favorite
 
why is this derivative of *checks notes* pave.....ment?
posted by es_de_bah at 8:30 PM on November 9, 2020


I have to dispute the nose/respiratory system rank, we can't smell that well and allergies are miserable.
posted by emjaybee at 8:59 PM on November 9, 2020 [1 favorite]


6:57: "prostate, you're an absolute waste"

please seek a second opinion
posted by Iris Gambol at 9:06 PM on November 9, 2020 [7 favorites]


please seek a second opinion

Well that was a risky click...
posted by muddgirl at 9:15 PM on November 9, 2020 [8 favorites]


[apologies -- link is to a Dr. Chuck Tingle's Complete Guide To Romance (2015) book listing.]
posted by Iris Gambol at 9:26 PM on November 9, 2020 [3 favorites]


6:57: "prostate, you're an absolute waste "

Spoken like a man who needs a power top in his life.

re: the heart, "It's the only organ responsible for its own blood supply."

Ah. The body's self-owning organ when things go awry.
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 9:34 PM on November 9, 2020 [6 favorites]


Meh, lungs have it. Without them there is no need for any other organ. GI tract has a good second place. Without this basic in/out no other organ could exist. Lungs win because oxidation is applicable to even non living things.
posted by zengargoyle at 9:36 PM on November 9, 2020 [2 favorites]


I'm with him on the gall bladder. Stupid gall bladder.
posted by Ghidorah at 5:52 AM on November 10, 2020 [1 favorite]


> we can't smell that well

sighs in jealousy

Also, I totally heard the title and post in the voice of The Augur of the Obscure. That probably says more about me than anything else, though.
posted by Godspeed.You!Black.Emperor.Penguin at 7:12 AM on November 10, 2020


My tiers flow like reins
Bone-marrow transplant
Titanium hips
Pacemaker
No teeth
posted by mule98J at 8:20 AM on November 10, 2020 [1 favorite]


The organs of the body were arguing about who is in charge. The brain spoke first.

- I’m obviously in charge. I do all the thinking. I control everything.

The heart spoke up.

- I’m clearly in charge. If I don’t pump the blood nothing will work.

Then the lungs.

- If I don’t get the oxygen in the lungs, then none of you will work. I’m in charge.

On and on they went, each one with their own argument for being in charge.
Finally, the asshole spoke up.

- I’m clearly in charge and I can prove it.

It clamped itself shut, things started backing up, the body started to become toxic, and all the other organs started shutting down. Finally, it let go, as the other organs agreed with it.

Moral: if you want to know who is in charge, look for the asshole.
posted by njohnson23 at 8:27 AM on November 10, 2020 [14 favorites]




Huh. I did not know that the thymus disappears in adulthood.
posted by tavella at 5:52 PM on November 10, 2020 [1 favorite]


Dr. Glaucomflecken: "Just a reminder that evolution gave a whole ass cranial nerve to the superior oblique muscle."
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 7:49 PM on November 10, 2020


The uterus gets docked points (D tier AT BEST) for making many bearers of the organ deal with it being an utter monster for an overall 1/4 of the time we're alive and only THEORETICALLY making humans, plus it could be replaced by an external to the relief of nearly everyone.
posted by Grim Fridge at 6:10 PM on November 11, 2020


I had a great time with this - thanks for linking! The idea that the brain is the only organ that has named itself is fun.
posted by brainwane at 12:54 PM on November 13, 2020 [1 favorite]


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