KITTEN WITH HEAD STUCK IN BONGO DRUMS
April 27, 2021 6:46 AM   Subscribe

 
If you are puzzled by the addition of small town statistics from 1967, see here.
posted by zamboni at 6:55 AM on April 27, 2021 [2 favorites]


DOG IN PRECARIOUS POSITION

When your emergency resembles a yoga pose.
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 9:09 AM on April 27, 2021 [3 favorites]


That was a weird way to learn that there are wild muntjac in England.
posted by Missense Mutation at 9:45 AM on April 27, 2021 [1 favorite]


Long ago I called my local (USA) fire department for help when my cat was legit stuck in a tree.

"Sir, we don't actually do that."

Oh I see. Um. What should I do?

"He's fine. You ever seen a cat skeleton in a tree?"

*click*
posted by saturday_morning at 10:25 AM on April 27, 2021 [14 favorites]


he was, in fact, fine
posted by saturday_morning at 10:27 AM on April 27, 2021 [11 favorites]


There are loads of wild muntjac in some parts of England. A very common animal here these days.
posted by devon at 12:18 PM on April 27, 2021 [1 favorite]


Among the rarer animals that needed to be rescued were 8 cows, 8 ferrets, 6 sheep, 2 goats, 2 hedgehogs, 2 lambs, a bull and a tortoise...
Old Uncle Tom Cobley and all!

Animals that don't climb trees tended to be lower down the list
I see what they did there.
posted by The Underpants Monster at 2:00 PM on April 27, 2021 [2 favorites]


You ever seen a cat skeleton in a tree?

That line always annoys me. You don't see bird or squirrel skeletons in trees either, even though some of them certainly die in them; that's because bodies usually fall out or are scavenged. While most cats will indeed be fine and eventually come down, it is possible for a panicked animal to get in a position it is unable or too afraid to get back down from. If it has been several days, it may indeed need rescue.
posted by tavella at 2:36 PM on April 27, 2021 [4 favorites]


Yesterday, firefighters in Newton, Mass. used a ladder truck, a lasso and a cardboard box to rescue a raccoon that had climbed to the top of a light pole between the two sides of the Massachusetts Turnpike.
posted by adamg at 8:26 PM on April 27, 2021 [1 favorite]


these are wonderful! particularly enjoyed, “PERSON WITH SQUIRREL TRAPPED BEHIND WARDROBE”
posted by tamarack at 10:13 PM on April 27, 2021 [3 favorites]


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