BEEFTANK FOREVER
September 14, 2021 12:15 PM Subscribe
In the newest Fumble Dimension, Jon and Kofie pull the man, the myth, the legend - Clarence BEEFTANK - out of retirement to see if they can create an eternal play in Madden.
I wish I liked fumble dimension in general more than I do -- it really should be up my alley in every way -- but this, at least, was excellent. loved that both of them ruined runs by just throwing a pass, loved the classic breaking madden energy of dumb, glitchy stuff happening both because of the situation they've engineered and also just because madden is a dumb mess
posted by Kybard at 3:57 PM on September 14, 2021 [1 favorite]
posted by Kybard at 3:57 PM on September 14, 2021 [1 favorite]
I love Beefy
posted by drewbage1847 at 4:57 PM on September 14, 2021
posted by drewbage1847 at 4:57 PM on September 14, 2021
But, and I haven't watched the whole thing yet, isn't this the same thing he did with Johnny Manziel in Breaking Madden?
I mean, I'm still gonna watch the whole thing, regardless.
posted by rp at 6:04 PM on September 14, 2021
I mean, I'm still gonna watch the whole thing, regardless.
posted by rp at 6:04 PM on September 14, 2021
I appreciate that they are honest that making football go on even longer would not improve it.
posted by ardgedee at 6:11 PM on September 14, 2021 [1 favorite]
posted by ardgedee at 6:11 PM on September 14, 2021 [1 favorite]
Wait, Breaking Madden was most recently in 2015? Faawwwkkkk. Well, anyways, Tim Tebow CFL Chronicles 4 Lyfe. Glad Jon Bois is still doing his fever-dream sports hallucinations.
posted by DeepSeaHaggis at 7:18 PM on September 14, 2021 [3 favorites]
posted by DeepSeaHaggis at 7:18 PM on September 14, 2021 [3 favorites]
This was great. Kofie has such a particular style of dry wit that I just cannot get enough of. Sure, Jon is great as well, don't get me wrong, but I could watch Kofie doing this kind of thing forever.
posted by Dysk at 9:39 PM on September 14, 2021 [2 favorites]
posted by Dysk at 9:39 PM on September 14, 2021 [2 favorites]
"Did you have fun?"
posted by Joey Michaels at 10:46 PM on September 14, 2021 [1 favorite]
posted by Joey Michaels at 10:46 PM on September 14, 2021 [1 favorite]
I’m 50% sure at 1:23 when they show “Back to the Future” it’s the Eric Stoltz as McFly.
Hilarious and nightmarish. Someone else said it here, but Jon Bois is the only person I am ok with using Hobbes as his avatar on Twitter.
posted by glaucon at 4:11 AM on September 15, 2021 [4 favorites]
Hilarious and nightmarish. Someone else said it here, but Jon Bois is the only person I am ok with using Hobbes as his avatar on Twitter.
posted by glaucon at 4:11 AM on September 15, 2021 [4 favorites]
oh thank you so much. I have never laughed harder than I have at a few of the Breaking Maddens, and Beeftank in particular.
He is the hero we need in 2021.
posted by martin q blank at 10:35 AM on September 15, 2021
He is the hero we need in 2021.
posted by martin q blank at 10:35 AM on September 15, 2021
Goes back to waiting for 20021
posted by strange chain at 2:54 PM on September 15, 2021
posted by strange chain at 2:54 PM on September 15, 2021
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