The Lost Scrolls of Frosty
December 24, 2021 5:47 AM   Subscribe

*warning: extreme blasphemy*
"eat of this snow, it is my body."
Over twenty years ago, in a manger made of cubits, a group of canadians revealed to us a story about the very first Christmas.
Part 1
Part 2

As the years passed, the Church of Frosty formed and reformed and in pandemic isolation Reverend Wes Borg recorded the scrolls again:
Scroll the first.
Scroll the second.
Scroll the third.
Scroll the fourth.

posted by fzx101 (1 comment total) 7 users marked this as a favorite
Ha! Okay, I was on the fence 'til the line about the Beatles.
posted by Don Pepino at 3:28 PM on December 25, 2021

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