15 seconds, twice.

January 8, 2022 3:44 PM

Chicken boxer vs. Wing Chun Cat.
posted by clavdivs (10 comments total)

The influence of animal combat on mixed martial arts is seriously under-discussed.
posted by Ignorantsavage at 4:13 PM on January 8, 2022 [3 favorites]

I’m not a pet owner, but it seems to me that the cat was having fun and could have ended the fight whenever they wanted.
posted by The Pluto Gangsta at 4:14 PM on January 8, 2022 [3 favorites]

However Wing Chun Cat is the only fully-evolved fire-type Pokémon that cannot learn SolarBeam.
posted by AlSweigart at 4:21 PM on January 8, 2022 [5 favorites]

Who amongst cat friends has not indulged in a bit of
Aha! Your primitive Tiger Style is no match for the Deadly Hand of Cat-Fu!
posted by bartleby at 4:32 PM on January 8, 2022 [7 favorites]

Does the chicken have a gun? Because if he doesn't, it's the cat in three minutes or less.
posted by dannyboybell at 4:39 PM on January 8, 2022 [1 favorite]

HANDS ARE NOT TOYS, YOU FOOLS!
posted by GenjiandProust at 5:29 PM on January 8, 2022 [2 favorites]

Meow Fu
posted by sammyo at 6:05 PM on January 8, 2022 [1 favorite]

I think I've seen that cat on the Mayweather channel.
posted by clawsoon at 6:07 PM on January 8, 2022 [1 favorite]

Keeping that center, cat! Get it!
posted by rrrrrrrrrt at 8:54 PM on January 8, 2022 [2 favorites]

Are we there yet!?zzztAre we there yet!?zzztAre we there yet!?
posted by y2karl at 9:23 PM on January 8, 2022 [1 favorite]