Eel? Slap!
February 12, 2022 6:46 PM Subscribe
Jake : [pointing an eel at him] If I hear more words out of you, I'll put one of these here black pods on you.
Withnail : Don't threaten me with a dead fish!
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 6:49 PM on February 12, 2022 [6 favorites]
Withnail : Don't threaten me with a dead fish!
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 6:49 PM on February 12, 2022 [6 favorites]
I derived immense joy out of ever so s-l-o-w-l-y moving my mouse from left to right so that the eel was more like a slobbery cow tongue caressing that poor fellow's face.
posted by Greg_Ace at 6:55 PM on February 12, 2022 [2 favorites]
posted by Greg_Ace at 6:55 PM on February 12, 2022 [2 favorites]
Also, I feel compelled to leave this here.
posted by Greg_Ace at 6:55 PM on February 12, 2022 [4 favorites]
posted by Greg_Ace at 6:55 PM on February 12, 2022 [4 favorites]
metafilter: a slobbery cow tongue caressing that poor fellow's face
posted by slater at 6:56 PM on February 12, 2022 [3 favorites]
posted by slater at 6:56 PM on February 12, 2022 [3 favorites]
Five stars, does what it says.
Would be happier if someone were being slapped around a bit with a large trout.
posted by obfuscation at 7:07 PM on February 12, 2022 [1 favorite]
Would be happier if someone were being slapped around a bit with a large trout.
posted by obfuscation at 7:07 PM on February 12, 2022 [1 favorite]
I've always been partial to trout. But that's because I'm a tomata *squish* *squish*.
posted by wierdo at 8:31 PM on February 12, 2022
posted by wierdo at 8:31 PM on February 12, 2022
a good slap. In the face. With an eel.
still nothing really on the fish slapping dance which comes with the added threat of a six or eight foot fall into a canal
posted by philip-random at 8:38 PM on February 12, 2022 [3 favorites]
still nothing really on the fish slapping dance which comes with the added threat of a six or eight foot fall into a canal
posted by philip-random at 8:38 PM on February 12, 2022 [3 favorites]
A good fish slap gets even better when you are getting fish slapped by a cat.
posted by javanlight at 10:41 PM on February 12, 2022 [3 favorites]
posted by javanlight at 10:41 PM on February 12, 2022 [3 favorites]
Here's a sentence: I got one good eel-slap in before I was overcome by excess crouton-pettery.
posted by eponym at 10:55 PM on February 12, 2022 [2 favorites]
posted by eponym at 10:55 PM on February 12, 2022 [2 favorites]
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posted by tiny frying pan at 6:47 PM on February 12, 2022 [1 favorite]