Mama, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to be Cowboys..

June 6, 2022 8:31 AM

There is Never a Cowboy Around When You Need One... Love the narration and the narrator's accent. Hoping the FedEx truck is not some viral marketing shit. Next generation of ropers.
posted by JohnnyGunn (6 comments total)

I was a good enough roper to win some prizes on the midway, but never had skills like these.
posted by MrJM at 11:20 AM on June 6, 2022 [1 favorite]

Mammas don't let your babies grow up to by fuckbois
Don't let 'em on Twitter to shitpost all day
Make 'em ride horses and pitchfork the hay

Maybe someone can finish this because I'm too lazy.
posted by sockpup at 11:29 AM on June 6, 2022 [2 favorites]

This steer head mounts to a bale of hay or straw, which depending on where you live, might cost you around $15.

You can also purchase a stand like this to mount the head to if you would prefer not to lug around a bale of hay (through your apartment building).

"Show me where in the rules it says I can't lug a bale of hay through the lobby."

"Well, they don't specifically mention..."

"YEAH. EXACTLY."
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 1:14 PM on June 6, 2022

That's a surprisingly common call in cow-country. I always imagined a Cowboy-Batman waiting for the signal to trailer his horse, get on his costume and spring into action.
posted by The_Vegetables at 2:50 PM on June 6, 2022 [1 favorite]

Love the narration and the narrator's accent.

I see you and raise you one Wade Goodwyn from NPR News.
posted by fiercekitten at 5:04 PM on June 6, 2022 [1 favorite]

Does that go to the right piece? Or are we just loving on the accent?
posted by amanda at 1:00 PM on June 8, 2022