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July 17, 2022 5:17 PM   Subscribe

If cats sounded like Arnold Schwarzenegger. Just what it says on the (cat food?) tin. (SLYT)
posted by zaixfeep (19 comments total) 17 users marked this as a favorite
One of the scenes in the video above may look a bit familiar.
posted by zaixfeep at 5:20 PM on July 17 [1 favorite]

This is one of the strangest videos I've seen in some time. I have no idea how these people got their Arnolds wedged into their cats, or why.
posted by MollyRealized at 5:51 PM on July 17 [16 favorites]

opening shot was cool. I needed that so
😹😹😹😹 and Micheal Caine Impressions
posted by clavdivs at 6:04 PM on July 17 [3 favorites]

I slept late, had the day off, hit the beach for an hour and a half, saw an old friend, and now I'm having a drink and a bong hit and this post really put the cherry on my....wait for it....Sunday.
posted by vrakatar at 6:14 PM on July 17 [5 favorites]

One of the scenes in the video above may look a bit familiar

As may this one.
posted by Greg_Ace at 6:31 PM on July 17 [3 favorites]

I have to say my most favorite Arnold-noise (Arnoise? Schwarzenoise?) is the inquisitive one at 0:12, where he goes "Yow?" It reminds me of this segment of an Aries Spears monologue, where he talks about running into Arnold.
posted by MollyRealized at 6:36 PM on July 17 [2 favorites]

Human: [opens chicken flavor cat food]
Katzenegger: ITS NOT A TUNA!

Human: why are you so into chasing that ice cube around the kitchen floor?

and of course
Cat: [running and jumping around like crazy with the zoomies]
Katzenegger: COCAINUM!
posted by bartleby at 7:16 PM on July 17 [13 favorites]

This is simultaneously both the stupidest and the greatest thing I've ever seen.
posted by Gorgik at 7:45 PM on July 17 [3 favorites]

Not gonna spend the evening making the Nicholas Cage and Werner Herzog versions. Really. (thanks!) [Edit: also not doing Shatter. Despite the temptation.]
posted by eotvos at 7:50 PM on July 17 [3 favorites]

William 'Cat'ner? Ahem...

"Mm...myow. (takes a step or two) 'iaou. (turns to camera, raises up on haunches, scrunches shoulders out and extends paws as if holding a meal tray) Mee.--eee--YOW.

"Gentlemen, String. Is our. BIZ-ness.

"I'll never forgive those vet bastards for what they did to my balls.

"Excuse me, what does God need with a Star-Kist?

"Pleae don't use that spray bottle, it sickens me.


And, scene.
posted by zaixfeep at 8:24 PM on July 17 [4 favorites]

Sebastian Cabot as The Cheshire Cat.
posted by clavdivs at 8:43 PM on July 17

Best. Title. Ever.
posted by taz at 1:22 AM on July 18

Accurately captures the metric that about one of every two dozen or so cats can actually speak English.
posted by Naberius at 6:32 AM on July 18

Robert Smigel's Arnold will never not be funny.
posted by They sucked his brains out! at 6:58 AM on July 18 [2 favorites]


Omg, Bartleby. That was literally coffee shot out of my nose funny.

I have to admit I laughed more at your comment than at the video.
posted by Lizard at 7:25 AM on July 18 [2 favorites]

Robot Chicken's Terminator baby is pretty good too. It also has an evil Terminator puppy, which should have been a cat.
posted by The_Vegetables at 8:29 AM on July 18

Omg Brains out I died, I died. That link is excellent.

posted by St. Peepsburg at 9:32 AM on July 18

this is in line with exactly all of my interests, no more, no less.
posted by wibari at 4:24 PM on July 18

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