A Time-Space-Bending Horror Short
August 6, 2022 1:42 PM   Subscribe

This post was deleted for the following reason: Poster's Request -- loup



 
In fairness, its mission really, really needed to be completed.
posted by Major Clanger at 2:34 PM on August 6, 2022 [4 favorites]


IT ME

HELP ME TRANSDIMENSIONAL GLAMOR BRUSH

I NEED PORTAL TO FABULOUSNESS STAT
posted by lalochezia at 2:39 PM on August 6, 2022 [10 favorites]


A brush with destiny.
posted by Bee'sWing at 2:51 PM on August 6, 2022 [10 favorites]


He finally figured out he needed to boop me.
posted by waving at 3:36 PM on August 6, 2022 [3 favorites]


I feel strongly that young alternate-universe Heisenberg did himself a significant disservice.
posted by mhoye at 3:52 PM on August 6, 2022


I was expecting a clip from Creepshow.
posted by Ickster at 4:03 PM on August 6, 2022 [1 favorite]


They really missed a trick by not giving him a fabulous drag makeover at the end.
posted by Ursula Hitler at 4:20 PM on August 6, 2022 [13 favorites]




I realized EXACTLY what it was going to be from the title, and was happy to see that thing again.
posted by tiamat at 6:31 PM on August 6, 2022 [2 favorites]


The Gods Must be Crazy!
posted by brand-gnu at 7:59 PM on August 6, 2022 [7 favorites]


Sadly not the thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is.
posted by aspo at 9:15 PM on August 6, 2022 [3 favorites]


The one with a sort of raffia-work base, that has an attachment?
posted by flabdablet at 4:23 AM on August 7, 2022 [3 favorites]


Well that would explain where it is, since it vanished from the place where it was only about eight o’clock the night before.
posted by ricochet biscuit at 5:51 AM on August 7, 2022 [1 favorite]


This makes a lot more sense once you figure out that "pass the brush" is a thing on tiktok. Fun post!
posted by evilmomlady at 5:52 AM on August 7, 2022 [1 favorite]


I believe it's BS-Mall face tapered brush with timeless wooden handle.

The “timeless” handle is probably why it keeps slipping through space. For safety reasons, always use a handle with at least some connection to time.
posted by GenjiandProust at 7:09 AM on August 7, 2022 [10 favorites]


What if makeup brushes but too much
posted by kittens for breakfast at 7:22 AM on August 7, 2022 [2 favorites]


Who is going to write up the SCP for this?
posted by fings at 9:53 AM on August 7, 2022 [8 favorites]


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