Worried about those horny teenage boys going out with your daughter?

June 4, 2000 4:19 PM

Worried about those horny teenage boys going out with your daughter? [ Courtesy of Flowerhead, though I suppose it really *should* have been courtesy of Charlotte... ]
posted by baylink (8 comments total)

Gosh, how frustrating. (Is this thing for real? All she'd have to do is put her arms up over her head...)
posted by Ezrael at 5:15 PM on June 4, 2000

they should have matching panties
posted by efader at 5:26 PM on June 4, 2000

Right. Unbreakable locks. Uhuh. ... have they heard of scissors?
posted by aki at 6:56 PM on June 4, 2000

Exactly! Plus, couldn't she just pull it over her head or pull the straps of the bra down. Any guy could get a girl outta that if he really wanted to! Come on! LOL That is hilarious!
posted by FAB4GIRL at 7:19 PM on June 4, 2000

$29.95 ???? Nah, my baseball bat was cheaper. :0)
Hey Baylink, how come you can't talk Charlotte into joining MetaFilter? - Eric (taking lessons on how to maintain "eye contact" in a conversation)-
posted by EricBrooksDotCom at 7:31 PM on June 4, 2000

It's the weekly world news, fer cryin out loud. Whattaya want, rocket science? :)
posted by flestrin at 8:55 PM on June 4, 2000

This reminds me of the old Tupperware ads with various vegetables with locks, latches, or hasps installed on them. Locks freshness in!
posted by plinth at 5:36 AM on June 5, 2000

Charlotte's been watching, Eric. No doubt, when she can find time inbetween writing her *2* other 'logs and oh, I dunno, *college*? she'll pipe up...
posted by baylink at 6:47 AM on June 5, 2000