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January 20, 2023 12:03 PM   Subscribe

"We are the guardians of the living room rug. The avengers of hallway carpeting. The brave souls willing to bite the crap out of any vacuum cleaner we see. We stand vigilant in the face of HEPA filters and self-retracting cords.
"We are the Vacuum Cleaner Defense League.
"While millions of lives are threatened daily, our work will never end. No one is safe until we say NO to vacuum cleaners."

Meet the Members of VCDL | Blog | Spread the word for a Vacuum-free agenda in 2024!
posted by not_on_display (9 comments total) 8 users marked this as a favorite
 
My cats want to know if these guys make house calls.
posted by mikeand1 at 12:07 PM on January 20, 2023 [6 favorites]


VCDL: Making sure the future doesn't suck!
posted by hippybear at 12:13 PM on January 20, 2023 [5 favorites]


Now what about dishwashers?
posted by porpoise at 1:42 PM on January 20, 2023 [1 favorite]


not_on_display and I were talking about this site because I was trying to explain how much I hate blow-drying my hair which is now a necessity because 1. it's long and 2. it's cold. The testimonials page is one of my "places you go if you just need a good lol... "You keep calling it a Dyson Ten but I’m warning you, if that thing get’s any closer IT’S GONNA BE A DYSON ATE." :D
posted by jessamyn at 2:08 PM on January 20, 2023 [3 favorites]


Turtle Sundae is a very good name for that very good puppy.

I guess my dog was a traitor to her people because she loved the vacuum. She’d follow it around until I vacuumed her back, at which point she’d do a little wiggle dance.
posted by Comet Bug at 4:05 PM on January 20, 2023 [3 favorites]


My dog also loves the vacuum. He's trained us to throw the toys he places atop the vacuum while it's running. He doesn't care about the noise or actual function of the vacuum, to him it's just play time with a mobile prop.
posted by neonamber at 6:48 PM on January 20, 2023


I'm confused - this group is anti-vacuum cleaner? But they're called the vacuum cleaner defense league?

Typical dogs.

Meow.
posted by Dysk at 9:31 PM on January 20, 2023 [3 favorites]


The Vacuum Cleaner Defense League.

They protecc
They attac
but most importantly
They have your bac

14/10 would save humanity from the evil Vacuum Monster again.
posted by Hardcore Poser at 10:03 PM on January 20, 2023 [3 favorites]


So early on with Dog 1, she pooped on the vacuum. Not accidentally. Now she loves getting vacu brushed with an extension that keeps the actual machine far away. But our recent addition, dog 2 aka potato, he hates it. And recently he pooped on it!

Being products of a particular time and culture we repeat the old incantations
for me to poop on
posted by zenon at 7:46 AM on January 21, 2023


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