Just what you've been waiting for...
September 9, 2002 4:56 AM   Subscribe

Just what you've been waiting for... or maybe not! "Due to overwhelming public demand, the Lower Manhattan Development Corporation and the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey have decided to use the site of the World Trade Center for America's number one theme park, Twin Towers over Ground Zeroâ?¢!" Since long before Jonathan Swift, writers (and others) have used absurdity to spur discussion and spark protest. Sick of all the 9/11 glurge and tacky commercialism (1, 2, 3), a local resident continues the tradition.
posted by Modgoddess (14 comments total)
 
Oh, well, 9/11 happens to be my birthday. Luckily I haven't owned a T.V. for years so I'll get to miss the worst of the rehash. What a drag it is getting old...
posted by Modgoddess at 5:15 AM on September 9, 2002


excellent! i must have the commemorative booklet and holy shit cross!
posted by quonsar at 5:20 AM on September 9, 2002


Excellent indeed...
posted by i_cola at 5:30 AM on September 9, 2002


Oh, well, 9/11 happens to be my birthday.

Add my name to the unhappy coincidence club. Although perhaps this year at last people will do what i've been begging them to for years and forget all about it.

...unless someone fancies getting me a holy shit cross as a prezzie?
posted by zygoticmynci at 5:39 AM on September 9, 2002


i'd like to see the return of the dingy squalor of ye ol' 70s new york, so maybe they could have a theme area in that regard? i pine for the days whe you can watch real live verisimilitudinous porn in a theatre :) pine!
posted by kliuless at 5:45 AM on September 9, 2002


Zygoticmynci: Other 9/11 Birthday alums/ sufferers include Kristy McNichol and Harry Connick, Jr. There's an interesting article about this phenomenon on Salon from another fellow sufferer.

Kliuless: There's lots of Disney and Starbucks in NYC these days...oh, and of course, a bit of the old (and new) ultra-violence. Ah, me brothers!
posted by Modgoddess at 5:57 AM on September 9, 2002


Really neat link, Modgoddess. Ludacris, Moby, Amy Madigan, Leo (not Jason) Kottke, Mickey Hart, Phil Jackson, Brian De Palma, and the fabulously named Nikki Knockers all had 9/11 birthdays, according to the IMDb. Also O. Henry and D.H. Lawrence, if we're including dead people.

Jimmie Davis (former Louisiana governor and author of "You Are My Sunshine"), astronaut Bob Crippen, Salvador Allende, Nikita Krushchev, Jessica Tandy, Lorne Greene, Robert Service, and Peter Tosh all also died on previous September 11ths.

And it's Neil Simon's wedding anniversary.
posted by Vidiot at 8:24 AM on September 9, 2002


Let's Roll!

The really appalling part is that this is a very real e-store that sells, get this, Afghans!
posted by mark13 at 9:49 AM on September 9, 2002


for all you 9/11 birthday people, here's a totally inappropriate typeface to use on your invitations. ugh!

and you have my sympathies--make sure you get drunk or have a party or something!
posted by amberglow at 9:59 AM on September 9, 2002


i pine for the days when you can watch real live verisimilitudinous porn in a theatre
And you didn't have to go into a theater to see it! The action on the street was entertaining enough.

here's a totally inappropriate typeface
Now, THAT is sick shit!
posted by HTuttle at 12:04 PM on September 9, 2002


Htuttle, isn't it tho...i couldn't believe it when i saw it and i can just picture people:
"Betty, wouldn't this font just be perfect for the cover of the community newsletter this week?"

and Mod, thanks for the links--i read somewhere that some people are seriously trying to put a sort-of "hall of heroes" animatronic thing downtown near the site as a permanent attraction.
posted by amberglow at 12:29 PM on September 9, 2002


here it is, and they're serious! America's Hall of Fame
posted by amberglow at 12:40 PM on September 9, 2002


it really disturbs me that people are serious with such things.. the afghan thing kills me...
posted by djspicerack at 2:59 PM on September 9, 2002


There's an interesting article about this phenomenon on Salon from another fellow sufferer.

Thanks a lot, that's very interesting. As clubs to be in go it's hardly the most fortunate, but if I'm in it with someone called Nikki Knockers then surely it can't be all bad?
posted by zygoticmynci at 3:50 AM on September 10, 2002


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