“Should Christian Women Be Allowed to Have Butts?”
March 13, 2023 1:09 PM   Subscribe

...writes Matthew Pierce of Evangelical Think Pieces. "Probably the most dangerous thing for Christian men is to see things, because this makes us sin. My youth pastor says men are visual. This means that whenever a man sees a woman, he thinks “that lady has bosoms, I wish I could do a sex right now.” Also, when a man sees something that is not a woman, like a toaster or a blade of grass, he thinks “hey, remember when I saw that lady with bosoms? I wish I could do a sex right now.”"

Other thought-provoking pieces include:

* As Christians, where should we educate our horrible children?: Every so often, a bunch of Christians who don’t have enough to do get on social media and start telling other believers how to raise their families. Then other Christians hear what is going on and are like “yes, I think I will make this all about me” and they ride in on their tricycles and start hollering, even though no one cares what anyone else thinks about anything; everyone is just wound up and looking for some relief before they explode, like a Baptist youth group.

* My AI pastor is a woman: My friends, the Church is changing. Everyone made fun of Judah Smith in 2020 for saying that church could be an app, then COVID happened and now eggs cost $45 a dozen and everyone has a church app on their phone. And we still make fun of Judah Smith, just for other things now.

* Who should I send nudes to? A Christian perspective: DO send nudes to your spouse. It is always good to have nude pictures from your spouse. That way, when they walk in from the shower and casually rip off their towel like you have been married for 500 years, you can pull out your phone and check to see if the private parts match up. You could accidentally be in the wrong house, or you could be accidentally having an affair.

* Do you celebrate Valentine's Day like an unbeliever?: Do you text ASLAN IS ON THE MOVE to your husband’s family members every time he gets a boner? This is not how a Proverbs 31 wife behaves.

(From the About page. Q: I was offended by something I read here, what do I do? A: Keep reading; it gets even worse.)
posted by Wordshore (81 comments total) 83 users marked this as a favorite
 
"To add insulin to injury, my wife says that my AI pastor is a scam because why would a computer program even need money."
posted by larrybob at 1:15 PM on March 13, 2023 [18 favorites]


Do you text ASLAN IS ON THE MOVE to your husband’s family members every time he gets a boner?

this...this. I need this in my life. somehow.
posted by supermedusa at 1:16 PM on March 13, 2023 [23 favorites]


Think of it like a BabyBjörn, except you are holding 100 pounds of modesty, which was also my nickname in high school, also it was the name of my Tooth & Nail punk band, except we didn’t actually have a contract, or a drummer, we had a Casio keyboard drum loop backing us as we played power chords and screamed about authenticity.

Gold.
posted by East14thTaco at 1:19 PM on March 13, 2023 [9 favorites]


This aging male's had all kind of impure thoughts over a lifetime and although the captions for these fantasies may have included the verb 'do' they've never included the phrase
"do a sex"
posted by Rash at 1:26 PM on March 13, 2023 [5 favorites]


Over in the Roald Dahl FPP everyone is discussing whether the piece was satire enough. I feel like bringing them all in here to get their take.
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 1:33 PM on March 13, 2023 [58 favorites]


with all the kerfuffle over in the thread on the McSweeney's satire, I feel like the hidden treasure was here all along

thank you, Wordshore!
posted by elkevelvet at 1:36 PM on March 13, 2023 [16 favorites]


The CRT piece is also beautiful.

His incorrect words are sprinkled in at exactly the perfect rate for my sense of humor. "But I divest"
posted by Emmy Rae at 1:46 PM on March 13, 2023 [12 favorites]


I’m getting some real Philomena Cunk vibes here
posted by TedW at 1:52 PM on March 13, 2023 [20 favorites]


I’m getting some real Philomena Cunk vibes here

We lost it in the new Netflix series when she asked the New Testament scholar if having to eat screaming Christians ever impacted the lions' mental health.
posted by fortitude25 at 2:09 PM on March 13, 2023 [47 favorites]


if you take the word “butt” and run it through a common biblical study tool such as urban dictionary

these are my people
posted by chavenet at 2:09 PM on March 13, 2023 [13 favorites]


Am I not finding this funny because I'm not familiar with actual Evangelical writing?
posted by Mr.Know-it-some at 2:31 PM on March 13, 2023 [4 favorites]


"In the book, it says that if you send your husband on a moderately dangerous rafting trip, he won’t accidentally bang his female coworkers, because f̶r̶e̶s̶h̶ ̶a̶i̶r̶ edicts of Claudius II."
posted by clavdivs at 2:31 PM on March 13, 2023 [5 favorites]


You could accidentally be in the wrong house, or you could be accidentally having an affair.

And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful house"
And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful wife"

posted by Quasirandom at 2:33 PM on March 13, 2023 [28 favorites]


Is Aslan on the move or are you just happy to see me?
posted by roue at 2:34 PM on March 13, 2023 [12 favorites]


These are amazing.
posted by Mchelly at 2:35 PM on March 13, 2023 [1 favorite]




But even this didn’t help, because men are visual and when they see mountains, they are like “mmm, those look like big boobs.”

Grand Tetons National Park
posted by hippybear at 2:41 PM on March 13, 2023 [13 favorites]


[this is good]
posted by dg at 2:44 PM on March 13, 2023 [1 favorite]


If big butts should cause you to lie, pluck out your eye now, for it would be better to like big butts and not lie, than be forever stung!
posted by Fiasco da Gama at 3:20 PM on March 13, 2023 [25 favorites]


Guys, we can cross off the Rubicon.
posted by nightcoast at 3:30 PM on March 13, 2023 [5 favorites]


My partner and his many brothers were long split between a majority of Staunch Believer sons (3) versus proud apostate sons (2). At least until the second-youngest recently went rogue and enjoyed a late-blooming period as a bird-flipping teenage atheist nearing age 30, thus definitively reversing the stakes. I'll cheerfully share this with the apostates emeriti, but the one is absolutely going to be here for these.
posted by mykescipark at 3:32 PM on March 13, 2023 [11 favorites]


why would a computer program even need money

For the same reason God needs a starship.
posted by Servo5678 at 3:36 PM on March 13, 2023 [16 favorites]


And without Starship, who would have built that city on rock and roll?
posted by hippybear at 3:41 PM on March 13, 2023 [26 favorites]


The rafting trip line brought back so many church camp memories. So many.
posted by AlexiaSky at 3:44 PM on March 13, 2023 [1 favorite]


Am I not finding this funny because I'm not familiar with actual Evangelical writing?

That depends; how funny do you find the real thing?
posted by clawsoon at 3:46 PM on March 13, 2023 [11 favorites]


Lawd, my toaster is hot.
posted by chillmost at 3:50 PM on March 13, 2023 [4 favorites]


Sure, "enjoy peace of mind as your llama stress sharts into the lazy river and the pool’s 17 year old assistant manager asks your church group to leave" sounds like a bit now, but three hundred years and four poor translations later it's going to be scripture
posted by phooky at 3:55 PM on March 13, 2023 [22 favorites]


That depends; how funny do you find the real thing?

I can't be the only one who read that and immediately tried to find "The Egypt Of A New Romantic Wasteland" on bandcamp.
posted by phooky at 4:00 PM on March 13, 2023 [9 favorites]


Am I not finding this funny because I'm not familiar with actual Evangelical writing?

I mean, I'm finding it hysterical, even though I haven't been in a church (unless I was getting paid to be there) in 35 years. The scary thing is I'm finding it funny because the stuff it's satirizing is not all that far off the stuff I was told in the Youth Group for my boring normal white middle class suburban mainstream Presbyterian church back in the 80's.

(So, yeah, this shit's been part of mainstream US Christianity for a looooooooong time.)
posted by soundguy99 at 4:05 PM on March 13, 2023 [18 favorites]


it took me less than 60 seconds to scoop the links and share them with my minister, and the former minister, and the former minister's spouse (who is also a minister) and I know they are going to cackle

who the hell is familiar with actual Evangelical writing? and if it's you I'm sorry
posted by elkevelvet at 4:10 PM on March 13, 2023 [8 favorites]


I don't understand this article at all. Al pastor is made of pork
posted by rlio at 4:24 PM on March 13, 2023 [68 favorites]


Am I not finding this funny because I'm not familiar with actual Evangelical writing?

If you have not sat through a lecture trying to tell you how your vagina is a piece of tape (gets dirtier the more you use it) without using the word vagina, then probably the answer to your question is yes.

Anyway, I’m too familiar to read more than the first article without breaking out into hives through my laughter, but I saw this line:

Then, in youth group, all the girls wore oversized shirts from Old Navy that hung down to their hips.

And immediately thought, “No, the girls wore ruffled skorts, the ones in oversized Old Navy shirts came out as trans men a decade later.” But this is just my personal experience. Ahem.
posted by brook horse at 4:42 PM on March 13, 2023 [36 favorites]


Al pastor is made of pork

Dammit, now I'm hungry and it's not Taco Tuesday yet.
posted by Greg_Ace at 4:48 PM on March 13, 2023 [2 favorites]


You can have tacos on a Monday. And then, ever so daring, AGAIN on Tuesday!
posted by hippybear at 4:52 PM on March 13, 2023 [11 favorites]


who the hell is familiar with actual Evangelical writing? and if it's you I'm sorry

Thank you for your sympathy. There needs to be a support group for those of us compelled to rubberneck our evangelical family’s social media. I’ve rationed myself to only once a week, but it’s so hard to look away from the train wreck. Though in my defense it’s sometimes sent to me directly, as in the below example for the blissfully ignorant (you may wish to remain this way).

Disciple your Children in the truth of God's Word!

This is what I teach my Middle Schoolers every Sunday morning in Discovery Land. You must know God's Word (be in the Word) and think about God's Word (meditate on it day and night) which will lead to doing what God's Word states (serving Him and not self) and feeling about you and your actions the way God sees you (your identity is in Him and not the world).
KNOW & THINK > DO & FEEL

The world tells us the exact opposite of this equation, feel and do what YOU want (You Do You) and that's eventually what you will think and know to be true. Thinking anything is true outside of God's Word, doesn't make it true! Our children (well, all of us) need to understand that TRUTH comes from only one source, our perfect and holy God!



This was about the Grammys.
posted by brook horse at 4:55 PM on March 13, 2023 [38 favorites]


Cunk on The Last Supper
posted by lalochezia at 5:04 PM on March 13, 2023 [5 favorites]


You can have tacos on a Monday.

*gasp* Blasphemer!! Heretic!! I bet you've even done a sex before, you filthy pagan!
posted by Greg_Ace at 5:10 PM on March 13, 2023 [7 favorites]


If you have not sat through a lecture trying to tell you how your vagina is a piece of tape (gets dirtier the more you use it) without using the word vagina, then probably the answer to your question is yes.

Ooh, did you also get the one about how girls were like bubblegum and no one wants a piece that's already been chewed? That seemed to be a favorite, at least with our youth pastor who eventually married a girl from our own youth group.
posted by mochapickle at 5:16 PM on March 13, 2023 [21 favorites]


Some red lights, sexy dancers, and plastic devil horns bought for $5 from a Spirit Halloween

I keep laughcrying about this part specifically. That message actually kicked off an (long-overdue) argument that resulted in me officially blocking my mom. Because $5 devil horns were enough to whip her into a frothing rage about the gays (and I made the very near-sighted mistake of trying to explain Kim Petra’s artistic commentary on rejection from the church—I know, I know).

Ooh, did you also get the one about how girls were like bubblegum and no one wants a piece that's already been chewed? That seemed to be a favorite, at least with our youth pastor who eventually married a girl from our own youth group.

I only heard it once, but yes! We also heard that girls are roses, and the more you touch a rose the more the petals come off. I am glad I had not yet read any bad smutty romance novels at the time or I might have been horrified at the body horror implications regarding the term “petals.”
posted by brook horse at 5:22 PM on March 13, 2023 [10 favorites]


Oh, we had the rose one, too!

We also had a tape analogy, but it wasn't specifiically about dirtiness. They'd show us a piece of tape and stick it to like a table or a desk and remove it, then they'd stick it again and again until it wouldn't stick at all. Apparently it was about being unable to create a meaningful bond with anyone at all once you've been in too many relationships. They'd even invite a youth group member up to the front to attest to the lack of stickiness.
posted by mochapickle at 5:38 PM on March 13, 2023 [8 favorites]


The “chewed gum” analogy is also popular in Mormon Utah — which is to say, in our abstinence-obsessed nominally-public schools.

Elizabeth Smart spoke about how the memory of such indoctrination discouraged her from escaping her kidnapper and rapist.

Always glad to see this kind of hymen-obsessed fundie pervert garbage lampooned. If you’re lucky enough not to have lived in a place where it’s foisted on everyone, regardless of their religion, congratulations on your good fortune!
posted by armeowda at 5:53 PM on March 13, 2023 [19 favorites]


I feel like Evangelical metaphors for promiscuity would make great funk lyrics
Chew that nasty bubblegum
posted by knuckle tattoos at 6:09 PM on March 13, 2023 [19 favorites]


In all fairness I don’t remember much of the details of the tape analogy so it may actually have been that, I was busy getting hugging banned in our youth group because the pastors were like “the girls are getting too gay” (but I know we weren’t the only ones because they ALSO banned massages which me and my crush had never done).
posted by brook horse at 6:09 PM on March 13, 2023 [6 favorites]


why are the letters so shapely, it makes me want to do a sex
posted by Bwentman at 6:28 PM on March 13, 2023 [12 favorites]


The early draft was George Michael's "I Want To Do A Sex".
posted by hippybear at 6:31 PM on March 13, 2023 [20 favorites]


You can have tacos on a Monday.

It's Monday and tacos are being prepared right now.

And it's fine if the author of these things are close to the culture; the best satire often comes from within the culture being skewered. I've been away from church for a long, long time (and even then it wasn't evangelical), but I recognize every one of these tropes just from reading news over the past 20 years or so.
posted by lhauser at 6:35 PM on March 13, 2023 [2 favorites]


In the multiflavor Orthodox Jewish women's facebook group I'm in there was a huge kerfuffle earlier this week when someone asked why one particular subset of Orthodox Jews is against women wearing leggings under their skirts (as opposed to tights) since from a modesty perspective they're thicker and often bulkier. And the answer people came back with was that they "weren't refined." So then it was pretty much pistols at dawn and eventually the person who asked the question took the post down. I would love love love to post the Butt piece there, because even though a lot of us are still wearing thick jean skirts (and are thrilled that the 90's Delia's catalog style denim maxi skirts are back) - and a lot of us apparently aren't wearing them because denim skirts of any length aren't refined - I still know that there's a good percentage who will think it's as hysterical as I do.

But there is absolutely no way I'm going to. Because if there's one thing I've learned about religious communities, it's that the people who can't take this kind of joke, boy can they not take a joke.
posted by Mchelly at 6:41 PM on March 13, 2023 [29 favorites]


For some reason these kinds of article never come up for me on social media, possibly because the aLgOrItHm can't tell apart posts that spout this stuff straight or sarcastically.

I'd like to just link once again to Slacktivist, who's been tearing this stuff up for over a decade, despite actually being an evangelical Christian. Maybe it's something in the e-water (ah there was a Twitter thread about it) but he recently mentioned the Gospel Coalition post too.
posted by JHarris at 7:43 PM on March 13, 2023 [8 favorites]


Same was true when I was a kid. My church proclaimed Ozzy the most evil man alive. At a time when nuclear war threats were at an all time high. Thousands were being massacred in Central America. Famine was starting to hit Ethiopia. But no. Ozzy was the real problem here.

From my own evangelical upbringing, things like Ozzy Osbourne were given as examples of how Satan was the secret ruler of the world, and how we were to Hold Ourselves Apart. So, not a direct causal relationship, but symptoms of the same problem. It would be amusing to see how this language is employed now in the era of Republican horrors, where the problems caused by monomaniacal Christianity are at least as bad as those apart from it, except I know they have no issue with the terrible things done in their name.
posted by JHarris at 7:51 PM on March 13, 2023 [4 favorites]


George Michael's "I Want To Do A Sex".

And he did, it just wasn’t the sex management wanted him to want to do.
posted by armeowda at 8:06 PM on March 13, 2023 [8 favorites]


The Valentine’s Day piece took me back to all the lectures we had in Baptist school about not celebrating Christmas like all the pagan idolaters around us. And how we should spend Halloween praying with the lights off so the demons would know to stay away. Good times.

This stuff is comedy gold. And yes, much better than the hamfisted satire of the Dahl McSweeney’s piece.
posted by The Underpants Monster at 8:11 PM on March 13, 2023 [5 favorites]


all the pagan idolaters around us

Maybe because it's getting late and my eyes are tired, but I initially read that as "pagan lobsters" and immediately wanted to change my username.
posted by Greg_Ace at 8:21 PM on March 13, 2023 [13 favorites]


To be fair, the amount of "Jesus is the groom and the Church is his bride" language used does sort of lead to He's Going To Do A Sex.
posted by hippybear at 8:43 PM on March 13, 2023 [17 favorites]


Because if there's one thing I've learned about religious communities, it's that the people who can't take this kind of joke, boy can they not take a joke.

"You do know you're not supposed to take this Bible stuff too seriously," she said to people who take this Bible stuff too seriously.
posted by clawsoon at 9:30 PM on March 13, 2023 [3 favorites]


When I was a homeschooler, we didn’t have to worry about attractive women. This is because we had parity culture, which is a thing that Elizabeth Elliot and Josh Harris invented, and it meant that none of the women were allowed to wear makeup or look nice, and everyone would agree to call it “modesty.” This worked really well except that it made everyone guilty and horny and crazy and a lot of those people vote Democrat now, but anyway, I forgot what point I was trying to make, which is a lot like parity culture, too.

Vicious
posted by JDHarper at 12:03 AM on March 14, 2023 [4 favorites]


As a tourist, this is hilarious and deeply, deeply weird. To mis-quote that band, "Fucking Christians - how do they work?"
posted by From Bklyn at 2:53 AM on March 14, 2023 [1 favorite]


Can someone explain how these Christians and the Wahabbis are different again?
posted by Meatbomb at 2:55 AM on March 14, 2023 [5 favorites]


These Christians have Switchfoot.
posted by hototogisu at 3:06 AM on March 14, 2023 [6 favorites]


After looking up some names from this conversation, is it a rule that a Wikipedia article on a Christian Rock band should only mention the Christian thing at least four sections down? It's never like "X is a Christian Rock band".
posted by TheophileEscargot at 3:28 AM on March 14, 2023 [2 favorites]


"Praise be"😉
posted by DJZouke at 4:59 AM on March 14, 2023 [1 favorite]


did you also get the one about how girls were like bubblegum and no one wants a piece that's already been chewed?

Well there's a song I'll never hear the same way again.
posted by flabdablet at 5:15 AM on March 14, 2023 [10 favorites]


Wait… is the chewing gum song not just an extended double entendre? Is my brain so sullied that I'm unable to hear anything else?
posted by Kattullus at 5:48 AM on March 14, 2023 [1 favorite]


It's Metafilter, everything is sullied if you think about it too much or take it too seriously.
posted by zengargoyle at 5:57 AM on March 14, 2023 [6 favorites]


It's Metafilter, everything is sullied if you think about it too much or take it too seriously.
When correctly viewed, everything is lewd. -- Tom Lehrer
posted by CheeseDigestsAll at 6:15 AM on March 14, 2023 [15 favorites]


is it a rule that a Wikipedia article on a Christian Rock band should only mention the Christian thing at least four sections down?

Unsure about the specific names you’re searching but there’s a fair number of “Christian rock bands” who did not start out Christian rock (which is a specific genre), but a big Christian rock label bought the small indie label they were under. Some of them ended up leaning into Christian rock, others didn’t. The Myriad CDs were always a fun one to find on the church bookstore shelves, I don’t think any of the adults had bothered to listen to them, just stocked it because the label was Christian.

Switchfoot specifically has avoided placing themselves in the Christian rock band music; they’re Christian and they make rock and occasionally it deals with themes of God and faith but mostly it doesn’t and it’s very much not worship music. So they don’t really call themselves Christian rock, which I think is fair. Vice Verses is a great album representative of their position adjacent to the genre, if you’re curious.
posted by brook horse at 6:33 AM on March 14, 2023 [1 favorite]




Jars of Clay is labeled as a Christian rock band upfront on Wikipedia if that helps clarify further. They are way more clearly Christian in their music than Switchfoot. They’re also one of the only clearly Christian bands I’ll still listen to, due to being one of the first Christian bands to openly support gay marriage and stand by that despite massive backlash, plus their decades of charity work on AIDS. And also because “I have no fear of drowning, it’s the breathing that’s taking all this work” as a lyric still shakes me to my core.
posted by brook horse at 6:40 AM on March 14, 2023 [7 favorites]


[giggling uncontrollably]
posted by DirtyOldTown at 7:26 AM on March 14, 2023 [1 favorite]


To be fair, the amount of "Jesus is the groom and the Church is his bride" language used does sort of lead to He's Going To Do A Sex.

The traditional interpretation of the bride-and-bridegroom metaphor is that, as was common in ancient Near Eastern societies, the bride leaves her family of origin and joins her husband's family; likewise the church leaves the "family" of the world to join the "family" of heaven in Christ. The problem comes when horny male pastors who think they're being "sex-positive" (but not in a way that gives women a equal role) take the metaphor literally and end up creating a paganized version of Christianity, where Jesus is turned into Zeus plowing the earth with his seed (yuck). Beth Felker Jones has a really good takedown of that Gospel Coalition post if you're interested.
posted by Cash4Lead at 8:01 AM on March 14, 2023 [3 favorites]


Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s ass

But what if they have a really nice ass?
posted by kirkaracha at 8:05 AM on March 14, 2023 [8 favorites]


I'm pretty happy with my Doing A Sex Jesus mental picture, thanks.
posted by hippybear at 8:06 AM on March 14, 2023 [4 favorites]


Ooh, did you also get the one about how girls were like bubblegum and no one wants a piece that's already been chewed?

"Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?"
posted by kirkaracha at 8:23 AM on March 14, 2023 [4 favorites]


Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s ass

But what if they have a really nice ass?


I don't covet it, I just like it, but I'm not a Christian man so no harm done anyhow
posted by Emmy Rae at 8:23 AM on March 14, 2023 [4 favorites]


Some times the reality exceeds what Pierce puts out. yt

Welp, now I've seen a pastor jerk off an arrow while other pastors watched in horror behind him. Someone forward that to Kevin Smith, he's really got to up his game for Clerks 5.
posted by The_Vegetables at 8:28 AM on March 14, 2023 [2 favorites]


kirkaracha: I have a vague childhood memory of that song but hadn't heard it since!
posted by sfred at 8:51 AM on March 14, 2023 [1 favorite]


But what if they have a really nice ass?

It doesn’t say “Don’t admire you neighbor’s ass.” After all, that ass is also the work of God. When that ass is going about it’s ass business, that is a fine thing. Don’t be a creep or gawk, though, asses have work to do.
posted by GenjiandProust at 8:52 AM on March 14, 2023 [7 favorites]


now I've seen a pastor jerk off an arrow

"Hey, watch where you're pointing that thing - somebody could get hurt if it goes off accidentally!"

(things you can say in church and on the archery field)
posted by Greg_Ace at 10:29 AM on March 14, 2023 [2 favorites]


There is much wrong with the UK but evangelical Christianity is not at all mainstream here so this kind of discourse isn't widespread, and I'm very glad about it. Yes we have an established church, still have a mandated "act of worship" (ha!) every day in local authority schools, and bishops have seats in the legislature but we are basically a nation of heathens.
posted by altolinguistic at 1:10 PM on March 14, 2023 [1 favorite]


Yeeep sure is funny how these church folk talk such trash all the time
funny too how they keep abusing children women & other marginalized folks under the guise of "saving"

it aint about no jeeeeeeezis (Jesus is just all right, oh yeah) cause the other-than-jeezers do similarlylikewise

but yeah go make a building where you can hide from god & do your fucked up shit while the neighbors pretend it's not happening & they will even give you special legal treatment & tax breaks whilst allowing you to portray yourself as both a paragon and an arbiter or morality

we notice that building sits empty whilst folks freeze outside in the dark
we notice how much food you throw away
we notice the nasty shit you say

we make our own morality via observation
we throw yours away like the trash it is
posted by Rev. Irreverent Revenant at 1:14 PM on March 14, 2023


Yes we have an established church, still have a mandated "act of worship" (ha!) every day in local authority schools, and bishops have seats in the legislature but we are basically a nation of heathens.

I have a half-baked theory that the best way to make a nation secular is to have an officially religious government.
posted by clawsoon at 1:17 PM on March 14, 2023 [5 favorites]


The writing style vaguely reminds me of The Night Watch, which is a compliment. I reread The Night Watch at least once a year.
posted by quillbreaker at 6:38 AM on March 16, 2023 [3 favorites]


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