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This just in, file under "a" for addictive Horribly simple yet disturbingly addictive Friday Flash Spear chucker game
Yeah golly that was unfortunate phrasing. Assume unintentional.
posted by hackly_fracture at 9:15 AM on September 20, 2002
posted by hackly_fracture at 9:15 AM on September 20, 2002
I can't get more than 330 feet. How in hell are these people getting over 500?
posted by starvingartist at 9:18 AM on September 20, 2002
posted by starvingartist at 9:18 AM on September 20, 2002
Starving: your second click, the one that cocks the spear, can't be too soon... and you want to release it as close to between the two stones as you can... try holding down the button when the tip of his spear is even with the small palm in the background, then releasing at the stones.
What are you people looking at... it's a SPORT! :)
posted by techgnollogic at 9:23 AM on September 20, 2002
What are you people looking at... it's a SPORT! :)
posted by techgnollogic at 9:23 AM on September 20, 2002
yeah. 532, and then i realized that i could do this all day and *STILL* not get into the high scores, as they're all like .25 within each other. i guess that's the only reason to play these sorts of games anyways -- I WILL BE THE BEST EVER AND EVERYONE WILL KNOW!
(also probably what drives people to write little programs to cheat, etc, which is probably a more interesting phenomenon than the proliferation of these little games themselves.)
posted by fishfucker at 9:27 AM on September 20, 2002
(also probably what drives people to write little programs to cheat, etc, which is probably a more interesting phenomenon than the proliferation of these little games themselves.)
posted by fishfucker at 9:27 AM on September 20, 2002
Boy, is my face red. I never even thought about holding the mouse button down. Thanks, gnoll.
posted by starvingartist at 9:28 AM on September 20, 2002
posted by starvingartist at 9:28 AM on September 20, 2002
Hold the mouse button down. The spear cocks back. Then release the mouse to release the spear.
posted by Mondo at 9:28 AM on September 20, 2002
posted by Mondo at 9:28 AM on September 20, 2002
Orange Goblin's link reminded me of Kevin the Spaced Penguin. Hours of fun.
posted by jewishbuddha at 9:41 AM on September 20, 2002
posted by jewishbuddha at 9:41 AM on September 20, 2002
Best advice I can give is cock the spear at his sixth step and then throw 2 steps after. Don't time the second 2 steps to the first 6, he speeds up a bit when you cock the spear. I've gotted 533+ a few times with this method.
And much apologies about the phrasing, it's just the term we've been using here at work I didn't even think about it.
posted by bitdamaged at 9:46 AM on September 20, 2002
And much apologies about the phrasing, it's just the term we've been using here at work I didn't even think about it.
posted by bitdamaged at 9:46 AM on September 20, 2002
530 is my best fair score, 540 foul. Thanks for the link, but I know my day can be written off now.
posted by adnanbwp at 9:51 AM on September 20, 2002
posted by adnanbwp at 9:51 AM on September 20, 2002
533.751, and i can consistantly get 530+. but it's a matter of pixels between my scores and the ones on the high score list so i'm not going to spend the hours trying to find the one magical super score. thanks for the link =)
posted by escher at 10:00 AM on September 20, 2002
posted by escher at 10:00 AM on September 20, 2002
Needs steroids, weight training, whatever it takes!
posted by norm29 at 10:46 AM on September 20, 2002
posted by norm29 at 10:46 AM on September 20, 2002
I am pleased by his horribly distended abdomen.
Gratuitous self-link
posted by Kafkaesque at 10:55 AM on September 20, 2002
Gratuitous self-link
posted by Kafkaesque at 10:55 AM on September 20, 2002
File under "F" for FUCK!!!!! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!!!!
I shall cease playing now and get back to work
posted by Ufez Jones at 11:15 AM on September 20, 2002
I shall cease playing now and get back to work
posted by Ufez Jones at 11:15 AM on September 20, 2002
Not to be too picky, but why does it go farther for a right-handed thrower throwing with the right foot in front instead of the left foot?
posted by stevefromsparks at 11:21 AM on September 20, 2002
posted by stevefromsparks at 11:21 AM on September 20, 2002
Curse this game. I'm pretty consistently getting 520, and once got up to 533, but I don't see how anyone can get any more than that....
posted by interrobang at 11:44 AM on September 20, 2002
posted by interrobang at 11:44 AM on September 20, 2002
628.068!!
Sure, it was foul, but...it counts for something, right?
Right?
posted by pizzasub at 11:49 AM on September 20, 2002
Sure, it was foul, but...it counts for something, right?
Right?
posted by pizzasub at 11:49 AM on September 20, 2002
611.608
Intentional foul.
The hell is that peach/cyan wall doing there?
posted by linux at 11:51 AM on September 20, 2002
Intentional foul.
The hell is that peach/cyan wall doing there?
posted by linux at 11:51 AM on September 20, 2002
Seems like a modern day web version of one of the events from Microsoft's Olympic Decathlon. (Anyone remember that one?)
posted by milnak at 12:02 PM on September 20, 2002
posted by milnak at 12:02 PM on September 20, 2002
For a twist, see how short a throw you can make. There's a lower end limit of 0.02, so legitimate short throws will have to be greater than that. My best (worst?) is 3.92.
I thought that up as I was trying to make the guy run under his own spear. It's time to go lie down.
posted by joaquim at 12:35 PM on September 20, 2002
I thought that up as I was trying to make the guy run under his own spear. It's time to go lie down.
posted by joaquim at 12:35 PM on September 20, 2002
Orange Goblin's link reminded me of Kevin the Spaced Penguin. Hours of fun.
That is actually hours of fun...
Seems like a modern day web version of one of the events from Microsoft's Olympic Decathlon. (Anyone remember that one?)
You know...I think I do remeber playing that on on Acorn computer in primary school...you had to quickly tap ',' and '.' to run...
posted by Orange Goblin at 12:40 PM on September 20, 2002
That is actually hours of fun...
Seems like a modern day web version of one of the events from Microsoft's Olympic Decathlon. (Anyone remember that one?)
You know...I think I do remeber playing that on on Acorn computer in primary school...you had to quickly tap ',' and '.' to run...
posted by Orange Goblin at 12:40 PM on September 20, 2002
This entertained me for 15 mins or so..
Thanks a lot Orange Goblin. I'm going mad. Can anyone get a satellite to orbit both the moon and the earth at the same time? If it isn't possible, someone better tell me now.
posted by footballrabi at 1:33 PM on September 20, 2002
Thanks a lot Orange Goblin. I'm going mad. Can anyone get a satellite to orbit both the moon and the earth at the same time? If it isn't possible, someone better tell me now.
posted by footballrabi at 1:33 PM on September 20, 2002
I've got 5 round the Earth (woo me) but I'm yet to get anything round the moon...
posted by Orange Goblin at 3:31 PM on September 20, 2002
posted by Orange Goblin at 3:31 PM on September 20, 2002
Arrgh! ukulele loop with tropical bird sounds keeps playing after I've closed the window! (ka-tink-a-tink-a-tink-a-tink-a-tink-a-tink-ka-tink-a-tink...)
posted by sklero at 3:44 PM on September 20, 2002
posted by sklero at 3:44 PM on September 20, 2002
what's wrong with "spear chucker"?
posted by Mars Saxman at 6:09 PM on September 20, 2002
posted by Mars Saxman at 6:09 PM on September 20, 2002
That satellite one is way cool. I got two going at once in a (so far) stable orbit around the earth. One other that I thought was stable was going out and circling the moon twice every cycle, but it crashed and burned. Bummer.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 12:57 AM on September 21, 2002
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 12:57 AM on September 21, 2002
Mars: You're unfamiliar with it as a slur?
*casts around fitfully in Google, comes up with The Scream Online's "Walls," Doing Freedom's "Yo Spearchucker!" and a soundbite on a page from the Netizen on Bob Dornan*
posted by allaboutgeorge at 2:53 AM on September 21, 2002
*casts around fitfully in Google, comes up with The Scream Online's "Walls," Doing Freedom's "Yo Spearchucker!" and a soundbite on a page from the Netizen on Bob Dornan*
posted by allaboutgeorge at 2:53 AM on September 21, 2002
534.834 and now i quit. how did they got the extra .386 i will never know.
posted by worldinflux at 8:04 AM on September 21, 2002
posted by worldinflux at 8:04 AM on September 21, 2002
oops how they got
posted by worldinflux at 8:05 AM on September 21, 2002
posted by worldinflux at 8:05 AM on September 21, 2002
allaboutgeorge: yes, I'd never even seen the phrase referenced before, much less heard it used as a slur. I still don't understand what it means, or why it is offensive, but at least now I know never to accidentally mix those two words... thanks for the links.
posted by Mars Saxman at 10:18 AM on September 21, 2002
posted by Mars Saxman at 10:18 AM on September 21, 2002
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That aside, this isn't nearly as much fun as, say, pushing someone down the stairs.
posted by mikrophon at 9:06 AM on September 20, 2002